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#139 - pulluspardus
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(01/29/2013) [-]
that 25 tons thing, I guess Ants are more developed than us, they know how to use their muscles "in one direction" and they also know how to use their eyes fully.

"humans are the superior creatures" my ass... my undeveloped ass.
#141 to #139 - mookiez
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We are only superior because of our ability to create technology. If we didn't have this brain of ours. We would be a **** stain on the evolutions tree. No we would be extinct.
#261 - thebluetable
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#265 to #261 - misterbonzo
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Why.
#225 - gahblah
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Or a bullet?
#245 to #225 - TheHutchie
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I can't remember his name, but that guy had very, very specific ideas of what animal bites and stings felt like. For example, he said that one insect sting was "Like W.C. Fields extinguishing his cigar on your tongue."

Specifically W.C. Fields.
#207 - azinfoo
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(01/29/2013) [-]
OP, this comp is older and more reused than your mother's vagina. Suck a dick.
#226 to #207 - neokun ONLINE
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First time I have seen...
#181 - setittowumbo
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I'm pretty sure that the people who hugged me for more than twenty seconds saw the first one and thought it would work. I've had a lot of people do that to me and at first I thought they were just being weird because I hang out with some pretty "unique" individuals but I guess they were just trying to get me to trust them. It didn't work and yet they still try to do it with me and many others...
I'm pretty sure that the people who hugged me for more than twenty seconds saw the first one and thought it would work. I've had a lot of people do that to me and at first I thought they were just being weird because I hang out with some pretty "unique" individuals but I guess they were just trying to get me to trust them. It didn't work and yet they still try to do it with me and many others...
#175 - capnwetnipples
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(01/29/2013) [-]
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id like to know more about that sleeping one because i know the world record for not sleeping was about two weeks and buy the end the guy couldnt even count and the body starts releasing poisons into your body if you stay awake to long
#193 to #175 - qauronexoforce
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There's a Italian man who wen't without sleep for over 3 months. Nobody could figure out why he couldn't sleep but they suspect the problem was in the center of his brain. He was also part of a wealthy Italian family so they didn't publicly release his name.
#204 to #193 - capnwetnipples
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(01/29/2013) [-]
ive heard terminal insomniacs can stay awake for weeks at a time but thats a chemical imbalance. but those are extreme cases
#212 to #204 - Insomniacs
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I dont know about weeks
#215 to #212 - capnwetnipples
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no not you only terminalinsomniacs
#183 to #175 - dafuqman
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
Here, take this.
#184 to #183 - capnwetnipples
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(01/29/2013) [-]
thanks bro
#198 to #175 - creepyunclebob
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There isn't much more to know on the subject. There is a definite difference between knowing the effects of NOT doing something and knowing the reason TO do something. Also, "the body starts releasing poisons into your body" isn't a very scientific way of putting that, I'd like to know where you got that information.
#202 to #198 - capnwetnipples
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well not exatly but your body starts poisoning itself after a while. what do you expect man im not a scientist, and not sleeping will kill you, it baliscly starts to melt your brain ive stayed awake for three days and the first one was okay i just played assassins creed for 24 hours, but then by the end of the second day my vision got blury and got major head aches and buy the third day i couldnt even put a sentence together. so ya thats not the only reason you need sleep
#205 to #202 - creepyunclebob
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Those aren't really reasons you need sleep, though, they are reasons you shouldn't stay awake. What sleep actually does other than "prevent bad ****" is unknown.
#206 to #205 - capnwetnipples
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so thats a pretty good reason not just that we get tired
#210 to #206 - creepyunclebob
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but again, it doesn't shine any light on why we sleep or how sleep functions. Not eating will kill you, but we know exactly why that is, and also exactly what function eating serves.
#213 to #210 - capnwetnipples
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#172 - bestbeforedeath
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"The Doctor who..."
#159 - frostyfart
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(01/29/2013) [-]
there is a watermark in panel 14 it's about lifting and things
there is a watermark from 9gag there
#162 to #159 - bitchplzzz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
OH NOE!!
#111 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account**
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#115 to #111 - fodalulz
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dem french cartoons (i think)
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#121 to #119 - fodalulz
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haha! I've actually been self conscious lately about how I'm American and I don't know much about other cultures and what not. at least I'm 15 and I have time..
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#126 to #125 - fodalulz
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THEY ARE JUST IGNORANT PIGS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. xXbr00talL34RNRXx
#127 to #126 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account**
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#130 to #127 - fodalulz
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**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #201706 at Pokemon ** i agree. at least be a weaboo or something.. idunno
#110 - greatboobya
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Most of these are ********
#92 - turdburgalar
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Oh...this post again.
#84 - mapattack
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For the Holocaust survivors, it wasn't as much as the fact that they ate candy. It is the fact that they ate a ton of food when their stomach was shrunken by the malnutrition in the camps. They literally ate until their stomachs exploded.
#78 - patofeliz
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"... their candies."
"... their candies."
#66 - satanisthesavior
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Seems a lot of people are confused over the "scientists don't know why we need sleep" one. I might be wrong on this, as it's been a while since I researched it myself (and I'm too lazy to do all that over again) but scientists really don't know why we need sleep. We know what the effects of not getting sleep are, but we don't know why they happen. That's all it's saying.

It's like if you didn't know what our bodies used water for: You still know that you need to drink water to survive, but you're not sure why that is.
#79 to #66 - lolollo ONLINE
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Yes we do, your brain performs upkeep when you sleep. When you don't sleep, your mental acuity erodes because your brain keeps working at full capacity without a chance to perform maintenance.
#93 to #79 - satanisthesavior
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Okay, but what about the numerous experiments done that show that people can function on far less sleep than what is considered normal? I think that perhaps the statement shouldn't be "scientists don't know why we need sleep" but rather "scientists don't know why we need so much sleep".

I mean, there's even a way to 'hack' your brain into functioning on 2 hours of sleep per 24 hours. Why do people feel tired if they don't get 6-8 hours of sleep every night if it's not necessary to sleep that long?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Comparison_of_sleep_patterns
#103 to #93 - lolollo ONLINE
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That's because it's the type of sleep that's important, not the amount. And it's not that we need that excess sleep, it's that the more sleep you have, the more you have under that needed sleep. Having more sleep is like having more money. Y u don't need it, but it's beneficial to have it.

And the thing about asking why is too many people use it to never answer questions.
"We need sleep to live."
"Why do we need sleep to live?"
"Because your brain erodes without it."
"But why does your brain need x amount of sleep?"

At some point it becomes retarded.
#112 to #103 - satanisthesavior
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I disagree. Even if the question revolves around some tiny nuance I think it's still important to ask. Asking questions is the first step to acquiring new knowledge.
#143 to #112 - lolollo ONLINE
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I said at some point. We need so much because it allows us more REM cycles. Then someone asks why more REM cycles are better, which is essentially asking why 3 is greater than 2.
#253 to #143 - satanisthesavior
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I misread your comment. That is indeed a retarded question.
#94 to #79 - satanisthesavior
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Also, not sure why you got thumbed down for that, but I thumbed you back up.
#57 - jdonaldson
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I miss read the first one. I read hugging release oxycontin. I was about to go hug everyone I saw.
#151 to #57 - mookiez
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Dude. Some percocets do sound amazing right about now. But alas. I must quit.
#54 - deezknuts
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(01/29/2013) [-]
to test his chastity


alright
#51 - gamebug
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Faith in humanity restored at lotto ticket.

If it's true, of course.
#47 - maskedhippo
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Man, I reaaaaaally ******* hate Jenny McCarthy.
#67 to #47 - anon
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Yeah, I'm glad OP put the vaccine-autism one in there cause I'm getting sick of that bitch's misinformation.
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#122 to #117 - thepalmtoptiger
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You really do release Oxytoxin, but who the **** would let someone hug them if they don't already trust the person.
#123 to #122 - thepalmtoptiger
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****, oxytocin.
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#128 to #124 - thepalmtoptiger
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The skin can feel stuff, which sends impulses to the brains, which subconsciously sends impulses to glands which then secrete Oxytocin.

To be honest, the amount of Oxytocin produced by the person is probably minimal. It is mostly used during child birth and breast feeding. Some studies also suggest during sex. The purpose of Oxytocin is to give positive feedback to the person producing it; it makes the individual feel affection for the person (probably a baby) in question, leading to less abandoned young during caveman days.
#131 to #124 - Deeticky
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My guess would be that the senses tell the brain that the hugging is an act of affection, the same way you feel good when you see someone smiling.
#129 to #124 - guitarguise
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(01/29/2013) [-]
psychology. You obviously have to be conscious for it.
#56 - lolsrsslybro
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(01/29/2013) [-]
"Scientists aren't really sure why we require sleep."