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#34 - kolpster
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(01/29/2013) [-]
maybe he filled the condom up with water afterwards...
#31 - TarnRazor
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(01/29/2013) [-]
How many balls does he have so as to produce that much semen?!
#36 to #31 - zombiesnipertwo
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#30 - dafogman
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#25 - kmichel
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#26 to #25 - emmyizme
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What in the **** does that have to do with anything?
What in the **** does that have to do with anything?
#27 to #26 - kmichel
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I'm in a bad mood today. Maybe I'll delete the comment even though the fact is true. I just read about that yesterday.
#29 to #27 - photonmik
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(01/29/2013) [-]
What did you say?
#141 to #29 - kmichel
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Something related to how the rate of abortion among African Americans is 5x higher than it is for the rest of the country.
#142 to #141 - photonmik
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Hah.
#21 - ludislavonac
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(01/29/2013) [-]
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
#24 to #21 - yulster
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I love this movie
#33 to #24 - samby
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(01/29/2013) [-]
and what movie would that be if I may ask?
#52 to #33 - thejerseyjenn
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(01/29/2013) [-]
eurotrip
#77 to #52 - yulster
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(01/29/2013) [-]
ahh this guy... what a sound guy
#19 - TheAlmightyZero
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(01/29/2013) [-]
He is the only person I have seen who is brave enough to post content with 9GAG on the side and act normal about it.
#48 to #19 - desacabose
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Earlier today I swapped my coffee with a guy's Iced Coffee when you went to the bathroom
#42 to #19 - theshadowed
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(01/29/2013) [-]
We've all done it, you just hope no one notices
#14 - flogrymolly
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Wouldn't it be almost 19 years? I'm assuming he means the pain is over when the child reaches 18, but I'm sure the 9 months of pregnency aren't much fun either...
#16 to #14 - ffx
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(01/29/2013) [-]
And that's if the kid leaves at 18. Most people begin leaving their parents house around their early 20's not at 18.
#18 to #16 - flogrymolly
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(01/29/2013) [-]
True...But at least then you can ask him to cut his hair, get a job, and pay some of his own ****.
#105 to #18 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
If a parent has a problem with the length of their child's hair (especially when they're 18), they are a huge asshole. Same with music, clothing style, etc. That **** shouldn't matter.
#107 to #105 - flogrymolly
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Actually, that part is just an internal joke between me and a few friends, and doesn't really carry any weight in the sentence there, ignore it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings anon.
#111 to #107 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I know. I was just making a comment on that particular part as it provoked thought and I felt the need to express it. You didn't have to reply.
#113 to #111 - flogrymolly
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Then I apologise again. I will quit replying.
#11 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I tripped over a black cat and fell under a ladder knocking over a salt shaker.
When i tried to throw salt over my shoulder to counteract the bad luck, I broke a mirror into seven pieces which then broke into seven pieces each. One of the shards of glass flew into my box of condoms which caused my son.


#62 to #11 - UberAndrew
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(01/29/2013) [-]
And then you find out your son is the antichrist.
#10 - ljubav
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#23 to #10 - sosdani
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(01/29/2013) [-]
somebody make this FJ compatible, please!
#22 to #10 - ninegagleader
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#9 - anamenotaken
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#8 - johngun
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#3 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
i dont get it?? are we laughing at the salt and the mirror? whats the thing at the bottom?
#4 to #3 - secondtimearound
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(01/29/2013) [-]
That's a condom with a hole in it, meaning that when the guy came inside, all the cum actually didn't stay inside the condom--instead, it came out the hole the broken condom had.

So the guy is stuck with that chick taking care of the baby and losing his life forever (18 yrs or bad luck)
some **** like that
#2 - kevintoday
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(01/29/2013) [-]
9gag content?
#7 to #2 - skidbladnir
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(01/29/2013) [-]
There is simply too much 9fag content on fj the last days.
#20 to #7 - txikaze
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(01/29/2013) [-]
And it got thumbed up to some of the tip content slots. So, what's your problem? most of FJ's content comes from another website.
#125 to #20 - kevintoday
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(01/29/2013) [-]
you're right actually. this site is only about 20% actual oc. i'm just confused by the fact that 9gag content ends up on the frontpage of a website that claims to want nothing to do with it. i even got thumbed down for my comment which was relatively neutral.
#28 to #20 - skidbladnir
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It is just that I thought FJ doesn´t like 9gag and now I wonder why we have so much content from them.
But you seem to be very butthurt about that. May this help you.
#97 to #28 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
It's not that there is much more content from 9gag.
It's just that because of their new watermark system you can spot them.
Half of the FJ's "frontpage" is taken from the 9gag's "What's hot" and half of the 9gag's... well you get my point :)

That's the way it's walways been and that's the way it'll always be.