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User avatar #30 - doomsangel (01/29/2013) [-]
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
#29 - pyrothermal (01/29/2013) [-]
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#28 - mattdoggy (01/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if the people who made all these things were idiots of geniuses
I can't tell if the people who made all these things were idiots of geniuses
#26 - mmmmcheezy (01/29/2013) [-]
1. Yea good luck when you hit anything and go flying through your windshield, or when the cop pulls you over and writes you a ticket for being a dumbass.
2. How to ruin your furniture 101.
3. Let’s be honest, it would take most of us longer to make this little contraption than to just go to the store and buy a bottle opener.
4. Congratulations you now have an ugly upside down Christmas tree in the middle of your room, because apparently buying a lamp is too difficult.
5. And this is why people need lots and lots of warning labels.
6. I’m sure that’s going to be a fun situation when the tape wears off while the guy is doing 65 on the highway.
7. Waste
8. I too wish to cover my phone in duct tape while simultaneously distracting myself by constantly looking down from the road.
User avatar #27 to #26 - mmmmcheezy (01/29/2013) [-]
9. And then some drunken asshole turns on the washing machine.
10. I guess hands and arms are no longer a solution to temporarily blocking the sun from ones sight.
11. Once again have fun when the cop pulls you over for being a dumbass. How would he know? Probably from you having to reach over to turn your blinker on and inadvertently swerving all over the road.
12. I don’t know much about satellite dishes but wouldn’t the block the signal even more?
13. Decent idea, not sure why it had to be done on the floor though.
14. People really love getting pulled over don’t they.
15. Who doesn't love a good electrical fire?
16. Wouldn't it have made more sense to use a can of food or perhaps a box?
17. What?
18. Hey someone listened to my “can of food” idea!
19. Honestly, I don’t see any major problems with this one.
20. Well my passenger’s safety might be in danger but at least I don’t have to listen to that darn exhaust pipe anymore!
21. Bad parenting 101.
22. Unless of course your desk doesn't have a lip to put a clip onto.
23. Jackass 4.0
User avatar #25 - ptpt (01/29/2013) [-]
Dont mind me
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#23 - firesky (01/29/2013) [-]
Who need a bottle opener?

Every kitchen knife does the work
User avatar #22 - ffx (01/29/2013) [-]
How about a girlfriend?
#21 - coolcalx (01/29/2013) [-]
oh God, these made me cringe worse than anything I've ever seen
oh God, these made me cringe worse than anything I've ever seen
User avatar #17 - richardastley (01/29/2013) [-]
lol Some of these are really ******* unsafe.
#16 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
Bic lighter= bottle opener
#13 - blanketboss (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this here.
User avatar #174 to #13 - ominouswind (01/29/2013) [-]
Ha, nice. I was thinking of Holes the entire time.
#84 to #13 - LewdFlapjack (01/29/2013) [-]
mine moves.
#10 - nikahol (01/29/2013) [-]
I was waiting for the"I can't fix that"
User avatar #12 to #10 - pvtgoblin (01/29/2013) [-]
Wasted your time waiting or it? I can't fix that
User avatar #9 - epictrains (01/29/2013) [-]
This should be called the list of retarded **** that will kill you.
#8 - frohling (01/29/2013) [-]
the seatbelt thing is just retarded. if you got in a crash the window would simply shatter. there is no way the window would be able to hold up in a crash, and you would just get thrown out of the frontwindow to (most likely) your death
User avatar #7 - theableacher (01/29/2013) [-]
Is your name Bob?
User avatar #15 to #7 - finalfantasyfan (01/29/2013) [-]
If it isn't, I'm sure he can fix that.
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User avatar #1 - thestrangestboner (01/28/2013) [-]
I have given your post life, go now into the depths of LoL and KS.
User avatar #100 to #1 - thepyras (01/29/2013) [-]
And ponies. Don't forget ponies.
User avatar #3 to #1 - madmac [OP](01/28/2013) [-]
i have given ur comment life may it rise with my post
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