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#52 - yourociroll
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(01/26/2013) [-]
****. I dont have a microwave
#50 - happygrowman
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you sir, are a dumbass. i mean cmon! seriously, who microwaves cookies?
#90 to #50 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I microwaved cookie mix with milk once...

WOrst thing I have ever tasted
#73 to #50 - AmandaNicole
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(01/26/2013) [-]
They turn out disgusting..
#48 - VyeVedrai
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#44 - masternutz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
So is it hard wood floor? Marble floor? or carpeted?
#42 - marose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
i looked at this and was like aluminium in a microwave?
i looked at this and was like aluminium in a microwave?
#51 to #42 - DarkCrow
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(01/26/2013) [-]
while nitroglycerin would be plausible... or 200g of FLOOR xD
#38 - callan
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(01/26/2013) [-]
And then all the idiots in the world blew up. And the Lord saw that this was good.
#35 - androanomaly
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#45 to #35 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(01/26/2013) [-]
What movie is this? Can't remember for the life of me..
#46 to #45 - AllBlacks
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I'm not allowed to talk about it
#94 to #46 - strelokkk
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My poor culture prevents me from getting the joke...
#63 to #46 - dubii
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You clever bastard, take this gif too
You clever bastard, take this gif too
#47 to #46 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Thanks bro. Thumb for you.
#34 - steampanda
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Why put flower in it when you can add more nitroglycerin.
#41 to #34 - vetis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Flowers don't make for good cookies anyway. But they make them look pretty.
#40 to #34 - inzanemayn
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Actually you have to put floor in it!
#61 to #40 - bahjy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
flare ?
#43 to #40 - marose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
dat tasty floor
#33 - masdercheef
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Seems easy enough, I'll just reach into this conveniently placed tree and pull out some of my emergency Nitroglycerin. I keep it stashed around, you know, in case of nitroglycerin emergency. Doesn't everyone?
#29 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
-4/10
#27 - theguyovertherecv
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(01/26/2013) [-]
silly OP everyone knows you dont put aluminum foil in the microwave.
#22 - couriersix
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(01/26/2013) [-]
not sure if /b/ is trying to kill me or is really bad a cooking
#37 to #22 - laes
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Nitroglycerin and burning aluminium is not a good combination. :)
#36 to #22 - craigdavid
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(01/26/2013) [-]
>/b/ trying to kill me
>not sure
>wat
#17 - misticalz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Wouldn't moving the Nitroglycerin violently be fatal anyways?
#25 to #17 - fonzythekid ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
If not that, I think the 200mg of FLOOR would probably not be too great to eat...
#26 to #25 - misticalz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
heh.
#18 to #17 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Tell me where it says "violently move nitroglycerin" in the content.

Please, enlighten us.
#20 to #18 - misticalz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I know, but some kids like to shake stuff....
#21 to #20 - davidavidson [OP]
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#19 to #18 - misticalz
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#15 - zapperbaconz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
why would someone even want a banana cookie ?
#16 to #15 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Not desiring banana cookies is the only reason we don't have dead kids because of this post.

Just imagine if it were the recipe to double fudge brownies..

mfw
#28 to #16 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I would try them. I imagine they will either be amazing or crap, not much middle ground. Not this recipe obviously.
#13 - aconfuseddonut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
mfw someone tries it
mfw someone tries it
#8 - socrat
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(01/25/2013) [-]
are you retarded..this isnt 4chan some kids are here who might injure themselves
are you retarded..this isnt 4chan some kids are here who might injure themselves
#60 to #8 - greatboobya
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Don't you have to be over 18 to browse?
#39 to #8 - gladiator
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(01/26/2013) [-]
well then this post will be a much needed splash of chlorine in the gene-pool.
#31 to #8 - sirformidio
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Let me go find the liquid nitroglycerin I keep in the house to bake cookies. Or dynamite.
#32 to #31 - socrat
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(01/26/2013) [-]
nitroglycerin is available in pharmacies for medical use faggot its not rocket science..source: im a doctor
#87 to #32 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
He's right, they put it in patches for heart pain sufferers.
#57 to #32 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Source: you are a whinny little bitch   
   
You are the only one dumb enough to think anyone would use that to cook with in the first place.   
   
As a matter of fact, you just need to be blocked for your buzz-killing skills. Good bye.
Source: you are a whinny little bitch

You are the only one dumb enough to think anyone would use that to cook with in the first place.

As a matter of fact, you just need to be blocked for your buzz-killing skills. Good bye.
#30 to #8 - coolfuzzy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
**** thanks for the heads up I was just pulling the nitroglycerin out of my spice cabinet.
#10 to #8 - icheatjews
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Your grammar leads me to assume that you are, infact, the child and are just anal sore because you don't know how to synthesis nitroglycerin
#14 to #10 - vanillasmoke
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you have poor grammar as well condescending ass wipe
#56 to #14 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Pussy bitch
#24 to #14 - icheatjews
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#23 to #14 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You are calling the kettle black right now.
#11 to #10 - socrat
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#12 to #11 - autoxx
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(01/25/2013) [-]
*and a marine sniper with over 300 kills?
#9 to #8 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Your lack of intelligence mystifies me
#55 to #9 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
He doesn't lack intelligence, you're just shortsighted and apathetic. Fitting for a social reject.
#7 - teranin
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(01/25/2013) [-]
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#3 - awesomechardey
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(01/25/2013) [-]
**awesomechardey rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Assassins Burn ** mfw when i try to put some floor in a cup...
**awesomechardey rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Assassins Burn ** mfw when i try to put some floor in a cup...
#53 to #3 - taxation
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(01/26/2013) [-]
MFW "mfw when..."
MFW "mfw when..."
#4 to #3 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
It was funnier when soundbooth said it.   
   
Try being original next time, reposting doesn't always get you thumbs.
It was funnier when soundbooth said it.

Try being original next time, reposting doesn't always get you thumbs.
#5 to #4 - awesomechardey
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(01/25/2013) [-]
But I also rolled a picture...
#6 to #5 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
#1 - soundbooth
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Hey is this the right kind of floor?
#2 to #1 - davidavidson [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
All 200g   
   
good eye
All 200g

good eye