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#591 - fiocinelli
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Impossibru!
#563 - smashtray
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(01/25/2013) [-]
There's something about continent/country mistakes on images that brings out ALL the morons. Some of the idiotic comments are funnier than the content.
Image unrelated.
#564 to #563 - spidahridah
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Continents/countries should be common sense. What's so ******* hard to understand about CONTINENT > COUNTRY.   
A country is IN a continent. I thought you were taught this **** in first grade.
Continents/countries should be common sense. What's so ******* hard to understand about CONTINENT > COUNTRY.
A country is IN a continent. I thought you were taught this **** in first grade.
#565 to #564 - smashtray
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(01/25/2013) [-]
exactly! It's incredible how naive some are about our planet.
#566 to #565 - spidahridah
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(01/25/2013) [-]
I agree.
I agree.
#396 - rotucex
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Oh goddangit funnyjunk
After all these years, an alien finally noticed Europe. It could be a start of a new era of invasions, new possibilities and stuff.
But NO, "we are butthurt because he called it a country!"
#379 - TrollBringer
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(01/25/2013) [-]
**TrollBringer rolls 806,563,055**
#362 - tkfourtwoone
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(01/25/2013) [-]
At least Roland Emmerich did it RIGHT in Independence Day!
The battleships were all over the important cities on Earth, not just the US
(also note that I for one take such great delight in the fact that Emmerich takes a huuuge **** on American symbols, like blowing up the White House, showing the Statue of Liberty destroyed, or destroying the White House again in 2012 by crashing the carrier USS John F Kennedy in it... giggidy!)
The fact that US is the first nation to strike back is logical, since they DO have the biggest and most powerful army AND they had Area 51 (so they had some foreknowledge and info on the aliens)

Also, the world is saved by a black and a jew. Talking about blowing away Hollywood cliches!
#344 - TheFixer
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(01/25/2013) [-]
clearly you know nothing of this man and where most alien incidents occur.
#429 to #344 - minutes [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Actually i watched all episodes, i was referring to movies and i also never claimed they NEVER invade europe, its just that most alien movies take place in america
#318 - RipperMan
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(01/25/2013) [-]
deds to minutes for the template
#304 - puredeliciousness
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#282 - falconxmard
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(01/25/2013) [-]
District 9, anyone?
#285 to #282 - nightmaren
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(01/25/2013) [-]
District 9 is my favourite movie of all time.
#311 to #285 - ofwgbagelbites
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(01/25/2013) [-]
That's... sad...
#553 to #311 - nightmaren
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(01/25/2013) [-]
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#578 to #553 - ofwgbagelbites
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Sure it's a decent film, but with so many other great movies out there, I just find that District 9 isn't 10/10 quality. Sorry for differing opinion.
Sure it's a decent film, but with so many other great movies out there, I just find that District 9 isn't 10/10 quality. Sorry for differing opinion.
#91 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
i think that aliens always want to invade america because they need to study the gene that causes obesity on humans
#115 to #91 - verby
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(01/25/2013) [-]
confirmed for whale
#128 to #115 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]

YAY!
#120 to #91 - nitsuan
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#105 to #91 - angusmansg
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(01/25/2013) [-]
gene... for obesity? maybe they are going to come to your house for being ******* dumb
#125 to #105 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/1998/10.01/GeneDefectFound.html   
co over here and say that to my face again BITCH
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/1998/10.01/GeneDefectFound.html
co over here and say that to my face again BITCH
#162 to #125 - angusmansg
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Of course someone of your obviously superior intelligence would surely realize that STUDIES ARE RIGGED TO PROFFER THE DESIRED OUTCOME. in conclusion. suck MEH DICK, BITCH!
#483 to #162 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
maybe they want to erradicate it from the world before the number of people with those genes starts growing till we find ourselves in a situation similar than wall-e's
#493 to #483 - angusmansg
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(01/25/2013) [-]
what? i dont... are you high dude? you dont make any sense
#500 to #493 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
don't you actually get it?  its all about fat people , IT DISTURBS THEIR FLUX CAPACITOR   
   
   
   
   
   
   
now you should have realized that all this thread started as a joke and disscusing for it is just stupid
don't you actually get it? its all about fat people , IT DISTURBS THEIR FLUX CAPACITOR






now you should have realized that all this thread started as a joke and disscusing for it is just stupid
#145 to #125 - baconfattie
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Funny thing only americans get it.




If it happens ANYWHERE else in the world are really isolated cases.
#478 to #145 - ilikepatatas ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
im not saying only americans get it, when the gene was studied in germany they had 108(or128 i don't remember) test subjects, only 3% of them got the gene, BUT the gene is almost only found on obese people , and yeah its worldwide BUT since america in general has the biggest number of obese people in the world it would be easier for the aliens to abduct and find people with the gene in here
#60 - anon
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(01/25/2013) [-]
america isnt a country, or a continent but two. so whats the joke about geography in the usa?
#62 to #60 - Kimy
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Same goes for Europe
#57 - Daeiros ONLINE
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(01/25/2013) [-]
they know better than to go anywhere near Britain
they know better than to go anywhere near Britain
#102 to #57 - GeneralLeeInsane
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(01/25/2013) [-]
They should know better than to go anywhere near planet Earth...
#26 - bionicpanda
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(01/24/2013) [-]
hurr durr europe is tha best cuntry evar
#22 - therobsorensen
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(01/24/2013) [-]
In most American alien movies they mention contact in other areas, but the story focuses on America, because its an American made movie... I hope this makes sense...

Also watch Attack the Block...
#27 to #22 - northleech
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Movies made in America, by America. Nothing wrong with that. But if you want a bigger audience, travel around when making a multimilion dollar movie.
#456 - siggythepiggy
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(01/25/2013) [-]
People always complain about how aliens seem to always invade USA, but think about it:
If you were an alien about to invade or make first contact with Earth,
naturally you would go for the place with most lights, which is North America and Europe.
Now, Europe is a relativley small piece of land, so, yeah
Why wouldn't you go for North America?
#458 to #456 - sennaxis
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(01/25/2013) [-]
No if I was an alien about to invade I'd do something somewhat more tactical than just dropping down in the middle of the brightly lit area.
#474 to #458 - bearpirate
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(01/25/2013) [-]
An interstellar race won't have to worry about tactics when facing a race that's still dicking around in it's own backyard.
#459 to #456 - themikhee
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(01/25/2013) [-]
But if you didn't know, there are lot's of UFO stories in EU too. Main difference is they don't usually be such a big thing on news etc.
#511 to #459 - siggythepiggy
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(01/25/2013) [-]
I thought we were talking about alien invasion movies
#441 - beanmaniac
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(01/25/2013) [-]
i would throw him out too because the boss asked "which CUNTRY"
europe is not a ******* cuntry!
#446 to #441 - mollike
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(01/25/2013) [-]
America isn't a country either America is the continent. United States of America or USA short is a country.
#460 to #446 - Hightower
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(01/25/2013) [-]
If you really want to be retardedly anal about proper names, the continent isn't America, there are two separate continents North, and South America. On the other hand, it is common to shorten the names of countries in conversation. Such as, no one says "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" They usually shorten it down to just UK or Britain. The same concept is also applied to The United States of America. If your not a pretentious douche, it is commonly acceptable to shorten it to America, and most people who aren't full on retarded will understand what you mean, as there is no continent called "America".
#451 to #446 - beanmaniac
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(01/25/2013) [-]
yes,but its pretty common to call the usa "america".
#452 to #451 - mollike
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(01/25/2013) [-]
It might be common but it is still United States of America not the whole continent of America. So either way aliens could land anywhere in Europe or anywhere in America and saying they will invade.
#453 to #452 - sennaxis
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Actually North America and South America are continents, and combined they are usually called The Americas. Besides lots of people refer to the USA with America. Just like lots of people call the 'Commonwealth of Australia' Australia, which is located on the continent Australia. And no one seems to mind that.
#472 to #453 - anon
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Love reading the comments on this site... It's like watching retards run in the Olympics or blind people in a shoot out.
#363 - djaycify
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#338 to #320 - spanishninja
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(01/25/2013) [-]
no, thats a car getting an instant mustache.
#166 - themasterdocter
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Saw it coming, I mean come on. He was wearing a red shirt.
#31 - Shmuck
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Because they are already French!!!!
#38 to #31 - ascendedwings
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