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#29 - godofthunder (01/23/2013) [-]
well that got me thinking
well that got me thinking
User avatar #24 - jinjo (01/23/2013) [-]
My author is a pervert, I masturbate a lot.

At least I have some one to blame it on though.
User avatar #51 to #24 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
same here...sometimes to weird **** i don't understand...also he's a dick since I've been trying to write a story for years with no success
User avatar #37 to #24 - acar (01/23/2013) [-]
same here dude
User avatar #23 - dragonette (01/23/2013) [-]
If so the bitch tried to kill me on multiple occasions and insist on making my life a living hell
#21 - senorfrog (01/23/2013) [-]
My author made an exciting beginning with twists and turns everywhere...then  started jerking off. Damn author.
My author made an exciting beginning with twists and turns everywhere...then started jerking off. Damn author.
#19 - backwardsracecar (01/23/2013) [-]
I really really hope my author isn't Stephen King or someone of that caliber.
#18 - Cleavland Steamer (01/23/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here...
User avatar #39 to #18 - emilyann (01/23/2013) [-]
one of my all time favorite movies
User avatar #26 to #18 - pokemonstheshiz (01/23/2013) [-]
That movie was really weird the first time I watched it because I didn't read a review or anything, I was just expecting, you know, Will Ferrel antics. But that was a great movie
User avatar #31 to #26 - ianus (01/23/2013) [-]
yeah that's true. but a fantastic twist. well....like a good book i gues
User avatar #16 - hipsophobadon (01/23/2013) [-]
And what of the books that we write based on true stories?
#14 - eiramart ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I know that feel.   
That bitch nearly killed me.
I know that feel.
That bitch nearly killed me.
User avatar #13 - ZalgotheImminent (01/23/2013) [-]
And suicide is the author ragequitting on how he wrote the book, so he needed a diablos ex machina to end that story.
User avatar #98 to #13 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
I think you mean deus ex machina.
User avatar #101 to #98 - ZalgotheImminent (01/23/2013) [-]
Deus ex machina is if it's a good thing. Diablos ex machina is if it's a bad thing. In this case, I guess it could be ambiguous whether it would be deus or diablos, so we both could be righ.
User avatar #104 to #101 - revanthewin (01/23/2013) [-]
**** , you made me learn **** .
User avatar #11 - smokedmeatlog (01/23/2013) [-]
What if the bad authors are the authors of the good looking/stupid people because thats easier to write about; whereas the bad looking people with good personalities have to more skilled authors because that is tougher to write about.
User avatar #7 - Onemanretardpack (01/23/2013) [-]
I hope my story isn't written by George R.R. Martin. I'd probably be raped and murdered by now
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User avatar #6 to #4 - IAmManbearpig (01/23/2013) [-]
what a ****** game.
a lonely and frustrated teenager who plays video games, browses the internet, and masturbates in his spare time.
User avatar #15 to #6 - antisocialtwilight (01/23/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? This game rocks, the main character is a totally badass knife-throwing writer who makes witty references to old and new movies and TV shows.
That having been said, it does have it's flaws. For example, some parts of the game didn't encode right, so the main character has horrible eyesight so he wears glasses or contacts; also the NPCs are mainly useless, the only fun they are is to mess with them, but then you lose karma.
User avatar #130 to #15 - IAmManbearpig (01/23/2013) [-]
the penalty for pvp blows hard.
#2 - mattdoggy (01/23/2013) [-]
>implying anyone wants to read a book about a sad young man who sits home alone every night in bed crying while masturbating to anime characters.
#94 to #2 - refio (01/23/2013) [-]
Actually this story exists and it is quite an intelligent and unique novel. There is also an anime with the same name based on the book.

Picture related
User avatar #131 to #94 - ifuhq (01/24/2013) [-]
Would you recommend it, I've recently run out of things to read.
#28 to #2 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
Isn't that the plot of every anime ever?
User avatar #49 to #28 - rainbowrush (01/23/2013) [-]
only most of em
User avatar #25 to #2 - sao (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I enjoy books I can relate too.
#20 to #2 - grandterskrasao ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
i don't cry...
#27 to #20 - unholyjebus (01/23/2013) [-]
well I cry tears of semen...
#12 to #2 - machinaeprime (01/23/2013) [-]
Better story than Twilight.   
That was bad
Better story than Twilight.
That was bad
User avatar #10 to #2 - mrcowll ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I've read worse.
#3 to #2 - aludin (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry I bet your inciting point is bound to come soon.
#1 - iamthefirstnigger (01/22/2013) [-]
Captainsbooty's fw
#8 to #1 - europeanswallow (01/23/2013) [-]
More like Pirate's Booty
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