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#414 - ilfarmboy
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(01/22/2013) [-]
You forgot one...
#372 - sherlockbatman
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#355 - davidavidson
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(01/22/2013) [-]
That feel when I joined the Army to be a bad ass like these guys.

Then I end up looking like this all day
#352 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account**
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#364 to #352 - thatonewhitekid
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(01/22/2013) [-]
go back and re-read it, and then reconsider your comment.
#367 to #364 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account**
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#371 to #367 - thatonewhitekid
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its okay, i read it like that too but couldnt comprehend it lol
#340 - OnlyTheOrdinary
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I read something on "The White Death" awhile back and remember that it said he used to put chunks of snow in his mouth so you couldn't see his breath in the cold and reveal where he was to the Russians. Awesome. And all he used was an iron sight, no scope. He preferred it because it made it lighter and smaller overall.
#349 to #340 - dairybun
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(01/22/2013) [-]
There were a few super-dons in the war. he wasn't the only one, but was one of the best
#334 - Ninotori
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(01/22/2013) [-]
No. No it doesn't OP.

http://www . You need to login to view this link . html
#346 to #334 - wobblyloo
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(01/22/2013) [-]
yeah spotted it straight away too
#419 to #346 - Ninotori
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(01/22/2013) [-]
It's freaking word for word too. Wow.
#338 to #334 - Ninotori
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Seriously bro. Thumbs down for being a thieving self righteous dick.
Seriously bro. Thumbs down for being a thieving self righteous dick.
#288 - KingBoo
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Anyone think of fallout 3 at the end of the second story (#4 Yogendra Yadav)?
#273 - richnourishing
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#266 - suckmyballss
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Here's another badass story.

Boudica was bad-ass.

Boudica’s husband was the King of the Icenii which were allies to Rome and paid some allegiance. When he died, he left his kingdom to his two daughters and to the Roman Emperor, to be ruled jointly as it had been for years.

The Romans ignored this. They annexed his lands, all loans were called in, Queen Boudica was flogged, and then her daughters were raped in front of her.

Boudica said, “**** these *************.” and led a revolt of the Iceni and other tribes that resulted in the cities Camulodunum ( Colchester ), Londinium ( London ), and Verulamium ( St. Albans ) being sacked and burned to the ground. About 70,000 - 80,000 people were killed.

Boudica was ******* up **** so bad that Nero very nearly pulled all Roman forces out of Britain. Her armies were eventually defeated, but she didn’t go down without making sure the Romans felt it.
#262 - mooghens
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(01/22/2013) [-]
You could at least make a slight effort to disguise that you just copied every ******* word from Cracked.com. Guess you were too busy bothering with all those dicks.
You could at least make a slight effort to disguise that you just copied every ******* word from Cracked.com. Guess you were too busy bothering with all those dicks.
#240 - felixjarl
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(01/21/2013) [-]
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After my opinion NR 5 was the most badass of them all.


He had no friends to reply on or protect, his weapon was a old hunting rifle(basically a relic) he was the one fighting in the worst climate and the fact that he was the one that got the fiercest reputation.

#222 - thatscrewedupkid
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(01/21/2013) [-]
too bad the air force didnt exist in 1942, other than that its pretty sweet
#238 to #222 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(01/21/2013) [-]
What the **** are you talking about?!

Haven't you seen the movie "Red Tales"?!
#242 to #238 - mrhelmetman
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(01/21/2013) [-]
It's based on the Tuskegee Air Men, who were part of the Army Air Corps. The Air Force didn't exist before WWII and wasn't around until a few years into the war.
#257 to #242 - thatscrewedupkid
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1947
#232 to #222 - mrhelmetman
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Wasn't it the Army Air Corps or something like that?
#237 to #232 - thatscrewedupkid
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army air forces/army air corps
#215 - drowsap
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He laughed in their bodies.
#208 - oxYKellark
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Wow half of this **** is completely ******* false. Sure the main idea of every article is true and what not but its minor details that really **** it up. Also way to steal this and not give credit faggot.
#167 - theangryrussian
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there was one Canadian ex-lumberjack who went into the military and got dropped at Caen. He got separated from his squad during the fighting, got lost behind enemy lines and hid in a small house. There he found... a fire axe. A German patrol went by his little hideout. He killed them all. With an axe. A ******* AXE. (sorry I don't know the name of the soldier, I heard it when my grandfather's old war buddies were telling stories a few years back)
#209 to #167 - mrhumperdoodle
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeah, I'm a Canadian but I find that a bit hard to beleive
#135 - ompalomper
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(01/21/2013) [-]
they should call that last guy "the hulk"

"oh look they are surrendering"
*kills his mate*
*kills everything in sight*
"we are severely outnumbered but we need to hold, wreak that tank"
*they die doing it*
*kills every single ************ with the machine gun attached to the tank they just wreaked which is on fire and can blow any second*
#104 - exxo
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I just realised that Simo Hayha probably was the inspiration for this guy.
I just realised that Simo Hayha probably was the inspiration for this guy.
#143 to #104 - yourbed
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I thought it was this guy.
#68 - happyhadgrenade
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Courtesy of Cracked.com
#62 - odonnell
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(01/21/2013) [-]
What about me, I'll have you know I'm pretty badass.
I stubbed my toe once and only cried for 20 minutes.
#28 - roflplane
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(01/21/2013) [-]
my EYES!!!! tehy hurt!!