Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #340 - OnlyTheOrdinary (01/22/2013) [-]
I read something on "The White Death" awhile back and remember that it said he used to put chunks of snow in his mouth so you couldn't see his breath in the cold and reveal where he was to the Russians. Awesome. And all he used was an iron sight, no scope. He preferred it because it made it lighter and smaller overall.
#349 to #340 - dairybun (01/22/2013) [-]
There were a few super-dons in the war. he wasn't the only one, but was one of the best
#336 - holmesc (01/22/2013) [-]
I killed fitty men.
User avatar #334 - Ninotori (01/22/2013) [-]
No. No it doesn't OP.

http://www . You need to login to view this link . html
User avatar #346 to #334 - wobblyloo (01/22/2013) [-]
yeah spotted it straight away too
User avatar #419 to #346 - Ninotori (01/22/2013) [-]
It's freaking word for word too. Wow.
#338 to #334 - Ninotori (01/22/2013) [-]
Seriously bro. Thumbs down for being a thieving self righteous dick.
Seriously bro. Thumbs down for being a thieving self righteous dick.
#332 - thirtyonenintyone (01/22/2013) [-]
I think Simo should be #2
#331 - terrorrizor (01/22/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at RADAGAST ** You apparently stole this but i don't care.
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at RADAGAST ** You apparently stole this but i don't care.
#330 - shatbrickz (01/22/2013) [-]
Ever heard of John Basilone? Got a Medal of Honor in the Pacific, then went again and died storming the beach of Iwo Jima.
#325 - thessalonaki (01/22/2013) [-]
************ , DID YOU JUST LEAVE THE ******* VIKING AT STAMFORD BRIDGE OFF OF THAT LIST? Alright, well let's tell a ******* story.

This sexy ass George Clooney looking ************ is one of the most badass soldiers in history. He was a badass while these pansy ass milk drinkers were suckling at their daddy's teats and ******** in a bucket taped to the bottom of their asses playing World of Porncraft. When a tough ******* Saxon army came rampaging down a Viking campsite in 1066, those pansy disgraces to Odin retreated across the Stamford Bridge. AND THEN THERE'S THIS DEMI GOD ************ . This ABSOLUTE BADASS stood, ALONE, against the ENTIRE SAXON ******* ARMY. He held of those ******* for hours, swinging his big ass axe about and singing Twilight of the Thunder God by Amon Amarth with Sasha Grey and Bree Olson on their knees infront of him giving him head. Then some scumbag floated a barrel downstream and shoved a spear up through the bridge into this guy's titanium ballsack. You can bet this ****** is in Valhalla.
#329 to #325 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
no man, just no
User avatar #333 to #329 - thessalonaki (01/22/2013) [-]
Why the **** not?
#344 to #333 - sytheris (01/22/2013) [-]
Because you made it sound like ******** .
User avatar #345 to #344 - thessalonaki (01/22/2013) [-]
That was part of the joke. Here's a more detailed/less exaggerated version.

#422 to #345 - sytheris (01/22/2013) [-]
I get that, but when the joke goes far enough to make it sound like you are just making the entire story up, it backfires. Friendly advice.
User avatar #321 - omnomnious (01/22/2013) [-]
this was taken straight from a website called cracked
User avatar #324 to #321 - sonicserver (01/22/2013) [-]
jesus. so many ignorant folks that think it's okay for cracked to steal stuff but when ppl steal from cracked it's worth saying something. go back to 9gag
#335 to #324 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
Except this was literally copied and pasted from Cracked. And OP asks if it looks like OC to us. So no. Not OC. You have a problem with someone giving the source? Go back to 9gag.
User avatar #343 to #335 - omnomnious (01/22/2013) [-]
thx bro luv u
User avatar #320 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
HOLY **** FINLAND! You kicked ass against the Soviets!
#318 - tharic (01/22/2013) [-]
my thoughts when when Jack churchill's "It sounded dangerous and therefore fun"
#317 - zerov (01/22/2013) [-]
This is a straight rip of a cracked article, people have no respect for content producers.
#322 to #317 - sonicserver (01/22/2013) [-]
is it hypocrisy if you're just ignorant? i'm not sure. but cracked didn't make these stories either. you'll find their OP at badassoftheweek.com
#327 to #322 - creepyunclebob (01/22/2013) [-]
...which they credited in the article itself. It's not like they copied it directly, either, they rewrote it to be 10 times better.
#326 to #322 - zerov (01/22/2013) [-]
I was just pointing out that this was word for word a copy of a cracked article.
#316 - seemerollin (01/22/2013) [-]
I wonder if they get these medals.
User avatar #313 - heytheremister (01/22/2013) [-]
Jack Churchill actually crawled under barbed wire with a Royal Air Force officer, he didn't "walk out".....

User avatar #312 - xmattallicax (01/22/2013) [-]
someone can be 'too dead?'
User avatar #311 - notandytags (01/22/2013) [-]
I wonder why they didn't put me on there.
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I can contact my secret network of spies across the USA and traces IPs. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill a man in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can use it to its full extent.
User avatar #310 - SirMartin (01/22/2013) [-]
kinda sad that Sulo Kolkka wasn't on this list
User avatar #304 - TardytheTurtle (01/22/2013) [-]
you left out the part about how Murphy gambled all his money away and left his wife flat broke who then worked her way back up and started a program to help soldiers get their health benefits and was doing it to the day she died in 2010 at age 97 there abouts
#302 - soggytomatoe (01/22/2013) [-]
You see this awesome Indian ************ ? His name is Lachhiman Gurung. Him and his fellow curry-eating friends were chilling in a trench in Burma during WWII. Suddenly, a bunch of crazy anime-watching ************* Japs attacked his platoon with grenades, which killed most of his platoon. Instead of retreating from these 200 ******* , he started picking up the already LIVE grenades in his bunker and threw them back to those assholes. On the third grenade, the grenade blew up in his hand, destroying the right side of his body. This would kill any other soldier, but not good ole Gurung. With complete regard of his injuries, he picked up a rifle and started killing ************* left and right. You heard me right. He took on 200 ************* for four hours. You heard me right. FOUR ******* HOURS. At the end of all this, 31 Japs laid dead at his ******* feet.

This guy is the definition of courage.
User avatar #301 - palmtoyourface (01/22/2013) [-]
tl:dr, sorry, i have no time for this now, possibly later
 Friends (0)