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User avatar #65 - skumbaner (01/21/2013) [-]
>be Jake Gyllenhaal
>Yell for bitches
>?????
>recive pussy
#63 - anticitezenone ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
i admit   
   
it was cool for the fifth time, too
i admit

it was cool for the fifth time, too
#58 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
cancer i saw it 30 times faggot
User avatar #56 - lessthanjake (01/21/2013) [-]
I know another tactic:

Be Jake Gyllenhaal
User avatar #53 - desuforeverlulz (01/21/2013) [-]
But if you're calling out to her in person, has this Lisa actually been rejected? I think not.
#52 - crookedtree (01/21/2013) [-]
unconscious need for aproval? I think you mean subconcious
User avatar #66 to #52 - teoferrazzi (01/21/2013) [-]
that's not grammar, that's vocabulary.

which means you made an error in vocabulary [or a deeper semantical error, but nevermind that].

which means you should interpret your own mistake as a grammatical one in order to be consistent with your logic.

which means you should grammar nazi yourself.

logic'd
User avatar #60 to #52 - amsel (01/21/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as "subconscious." That's a freudian theory that has been largely discredited. It's either conscious or unconscious.
User avatar #67 to #60 - teoferrazzi (01/21/2013) [-]
unconscious means you passed out.
the fact that subconscious is a term on shaky scientific grounds doesn't mean ou can't use it to describe human behavior.
is there a scientific basis, for example, for saying that someone is mad?
yet I can tell that when you look at this comment you will be very mad, with the utmost certainty
because you will envy the brilliance of this comment
and question your own intelligence
User avatar #87 to #67 - theugandanhero (01/21/2013) [-]
Well put, my friend.
User avatar #70 to #67 - amsel (01/21/2013) [-]
The terms used in psychology today are unconscious and conscious. That's all I'm saying. He specifically said "unconscious is incorrect, it should be subconscious," and I'm saying that's untrue.
User avatar #71 to #70 - teoferrazzi (01/21/2013) [-]
I contend that the correct word here is still subconscious, because subconscious indicates a thought that originates outside consciousness but influences our conscious actions [it underpins our conscience, sub-conscience].
the proper psychological terminology isn't important here; it's common english
#81 to #71 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
In everyday language, sure, but the dude went out of his way to say it was straight up wrong. So he is subject to a verbal- and even physical- *********** .
#57 to #52 - thisnick (01/21/2013) [-]
That's not grammar, that's just incorrectly using a word.

But heil Grammitler
User avatar #50 - TardytheTurtle (01/21/2013) [-]
I've seen this content reposted countless times
I'm not really mad about that
this time anyways
what I'm mad about is that I've yet to get a title to the movie this is from
User avatar #75 to #50 - hairydickfarts (01/21/2013) [-]
Love and other Drugs
#55 to #50 - tatuuh (01/21/2013) [-]
What now?
This is exactly what I was about to write

wizzard
#54 to #50 - pariahlol (01/21/2013) [-]
something like Love and other Drugs
#48 - Jabberwocky (01/21/2013) [-]
Or she gets angry at you for not knowing her name and cuts off your balls.
Or she gets angry at you for not knowing her name and cuts off your balls.
#88 to #48 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
You don't have a lot of experience with women, do you?
User avatar #95 to #88 - Jabberwocky (01/21/2013) [-]
Not since I had my balls cut off.
+1
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#51 to #47 - elchamucoroboto (01/21/2013) [-]
it's a good thing you censored that word because my fragile little mind would not have been able to handle seeing that dreadful word. Good ******* job, mate
#45 - Plagus (01/21/2013) [-]
reposts are alright cause newfags won't know...
#32 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
#31 - nrhv (01/21/2013) [-]
i think you may be right...
i think you may be right...
#30 - srskate (01/21/2013) [-]






Movies are a perfect representation of reality
User avatar #176 to #30 - asmodeu ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Actually I used to think that....

I was retarded
#123 to #30 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
First time I've seen this intelligently and properly used.
#85 to #30 - rubyasshole (01/21/2013) [-]
Movies, I don't know. But I like to use my University as a giant research center to practice human relationships. While I'm getting a degree in graphic design, I also love to study about psychology, so I read a lot of books about it. And the most of time I really try to put the "theory" in my everyday's life. Sometimes it works so fine I can't believe. But sometimes just doesn't occur as the book said. In the last year I've tried to be hated then I tried to be loved by the same people I made hate me. I simply don't give a **** about what they think or feel, by this reason I hang out with the most nicest girls I met. I know how to see people's eyes, and some hints I got watching movies. So.. maybe this one could work in some specific case. Hard to know if so.

Whatever, my english totally sucks. I'm sorry about it.
User avatar #92 to #85 - dubii (01/21/2013) [-]
You're right, I once read a book about the venusian arts. Opposites do attract. Giving a girl false hope that she may not get you is a part of a way of getting her to like you more.
#129 to #92 - rubyasshole (01/21/2013) [-]
And it's true. The human being is very attracted by the curiosity and mysteries, this is why there is so many people looking for a reason for almost everything. They can't just "feel" without knowing what it means. When you create a "mystery" between you and the other person, you are, basically, "seducing". You look interesting! And the easiest way to do this is just give your back for who you want following you. In some cases it works beautifully well and some cases it's not enough. I really, really love to study relationships.

sorry about my english. Hope you can understand it
#68 to #30 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
+31
#43 to #30 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 - pyra (01/21/2013) [-]
Either way its a win
#25 to #24 - pyra (01/21/2013) [-]
The irony of this image is that you use it to point out something that everyone else is doing, and portraying it in a negative light, yet, you are doing the exact same by posting said image
#27 to #25 - veryinteresting (01/21/2013) [-]
I Know!
User avatar #23 - ninjastarthrow (01/21/2013) [-]
I used to hate Jake Gyllenhaal until I saw End of Watch.
User avatar #49 to #23 - winterfrost (01/21/2013) [-]
I love that movie and ******* Donnie Darko.
User avatar #126 to #49 - ninjastarthrow (01/21/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, Donnie Darko was awesome.
#20 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
it's cake?
User avatar #21 to #20 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
An expression meaning "it's very easy".
#33 to #21 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
I hate the term "easy as pie." anyone who has ever tried to make a pie crust that hasn't had level:Grandma experience knows that that term is ******** , unless someone's like: "Hey, walking to the moon in nothing but my underpants and a pair of boots is easy as pie."
User avatar #34 to #33 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
Maybe they mean "easy as eating pie." Idk if you've ever eaten pie, but that activity is quite easy.
#35 to #34 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
I can never finish it. I'm always like: "OH LAWD! PIE!!!" and I get a slice of it and it's all delicious smelling and stuff and I take a bite and it's wonderful. Then I take another bite and it's good. The next bite, it's nice. The next, it's ok. By bite five I'm feeling like a zepplin and the pie isn't looking so appetizing anymore. So then I force one more bite down, feel like throwing up and then feed the rest to my dog.
User avatar #36 to #35 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
I had pie today. It was chocolate pudding pie, the undisputed champion of pies. That one I can always finish lol.
#37 to #36 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh hell yes. But I never get chocolate pudding pie. No one I know other than myself likes it. The pies I can never end up finishing are apple and pear pie and any berry pies I've eaten, the insides have always seemed to end up all over the plate, leaving me with nothing but an empty crust.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
I've had similar troubles. I generally avoid those kinds of pies, except recently when I tried a blueberry pie my friend's aunt made which was very good and hardly spilled out of the crust at all. Aside from that my other favorite is pumpkin pie. Which is funny because prior to last year I never ate pumpkin-flavored foods. But apparently I love it in pie form.
#39 to #38 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
I like pumpkin...but I can never finish it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
Have you ever lived alone? When you first live alone, you'll gain a greater appreciation for food and eat much more.
#41 to #40 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
I do live alone actually, and am used to rationing my food. So when I go to my parent's for holidays (where pie is actually served) I always get way too much and can't finish it because my stomach is used to much smaller portions.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
Ahhh. Yea I get that.
#17 - thisisspartah (01/21/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #2889517 at MLP Friendly Board **

<-- my face if it happens for me
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