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#124 - gharshi
Reply +35
(01/21/2013) [-]
he's Jake Gyllenhaal.
he could fart in a girls face and still get in her pants
#130 to #124 - beatmasterz
Reply +20
(01/21/2013) [-]
Too bad he only likes gay cowboys.
#133 to #130 - secretdestroyers
Reply +4
(01/21/2013) [-]
.....dead gay cowboys.
#131 to #130 - choclategum
Reply +24
(01/21/2013) [-]
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#135 to #131 - beatmasterz
Reply +3
(01/21/2013) [-]
Why does your reaction get more thumbs than my joke?
#185 to #135 - bleebloo
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Because that gif. is hilarious in any situation
#148 to #135 - stonedphreak
Reply +9
(01/21/2013) [-]
because if you want to get thumbs on fj, you have to illustrate your joke with a fitting image or gif. take this as example. as you should be able to see, the relevancy of my photo is off the charts, resulting in endless thumbs. thank me later
#152 to #148 - beatmasterz
Reply -2
(01/21/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come that someone lower in level than me gave me advice, thanks stranger.
#177 to #152 - arstya
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
The game...
#156 to #152 - stonedphreak
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
just doing my job
#147 to #135 - choclategum
Reply +5
(01/21/2013) [-]
They're just thumbs. Forget about it, be happy!
They're just thumbs. Forget about it, be happy!
#122 - eruptinganus
Reply +14
(01/21/2013) [-]
This has been reposted way too many times.
#196 to #122 - bwignite
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#117 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
but why would you say hi to a girl which you have rejected?
#134 to #117 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
its made up **** from a movie (which one btw?)
no need to get all serious
#114 - sweateagle
Reply +10
(01/21/2013) [-]
Another method: Be Jake Gyllenhaal.

Hmmm. Deja Vu... or Repost.
#109 - maxsexington
Reply -15
(01/21/2013) [-]
>Go to girl at bar
>Say while ordering drinks " i bet you have a nice smile" then proceed to smile
> bitch smiles
> say "i was right" then WINKY ******* face like this u bastard ;D ...Walk off like a boss or GO alpha and talk to the bitch

> Bitch doesnt smile
> say " i guess not" go about ur busnazzz like it aint no thangg

Notice a throw away compliment says to her " I dont give a flying ****" but with ur body.
#115 to #109 - drmrniceguy
Reply +4
(01/21/2013) [-]
...I think you just typed that out to be funny and don't actually use this in real life.
#108 - nexuser
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#110 to #108 - nexuser
Reply +78
(01/21/2013) [-]
#150 to #110 - mrdrpage
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolls 78**
#154 to #150 - xxkosukexx
Reply -1
(01/21/2013) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 94**
#151 to #150 - mrdrpage
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#144 to #110 - alltimetens
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#125 to #110 - thenoluk
Reply -4
(01/21/2013) [-]
... Luke?
#202 to #125 - nexuser
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
George?... I love how you got voted down
#107 - proclutch
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkmIQwwqPpQ

that movie is quite good!
#106 - tobistrigoivii
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(01/21/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2552572 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** But, Lisa really looks like this.
#105 - kaboomz
Reply +10
(01/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
this guy knows his ****
#99 - Vpirate
Reply +15
(01/21/2013) [-]
Damn Donnie, you clever
Damn Donnie, you clever
#121 to #99 - SACAPUNTAS
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
Motha' ******* Darko.
Jake Gyleenhall will always be that neurotic weird kid who saved the world once. In my book.
#96 - usernameloading
Reply +19
(01/21/2013) [-]
It's "whom I rejected"
#145 to #96 - alltimetens
Reply +3
(01/21/2013) [-]
You forgot to put a period at the end of your sentence.
#187 to #145 - brutalfistfuck
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
He also needs to remember to put the period before the final set of quotation marks.
#182 to #145 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that after you serve your sentence, you get parol.
#83 - gazajunk
Reply +6
(01/21/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #189761 at Pokemon ** Imma try it right now!
#82 - charphlosion ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
look if you just give credit were credit is due im sure everyone would be fine, and we could all enjoy this post again, here is the oldest one i could find
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3410246/damn/
#94 to #82 - lolsrsslybro
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(01/21/2013) [-]
i enjoyed it without giving a **** about who made it thank you very much.
#79 - majorgeneral
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
repost
#80 to #79 - thewalruss
Reply +16
(01/21/2013) [-]
I've seen this comment too many times before... it's not funny anymore... please, stop coping and pasting comments.
#78 - shiftyscent
Reply +6
(01/21/2013) [-]
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#76 - askafj
Reply +23
(01/21/2013) [-]
This was nice, the first time I saw it.
#74 - fuckyeaface
Reply -5
(01/21/2013) [-]
************* rolls 456,166,059**
#146 to #74 - alltimetens
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
What the **** did you expect to happen? Get 9 straight numbers?
#149 to #146 - fuckyeaface
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
************* rolls 227,372,864**
#73 - Jormundar
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Movie is Love and other drugs. Lots of boobies and such
#69 - ChestchireCat
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
#86 to #69 - theugandanhero
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Love and Other Drugs.