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#232 - niconicodouga
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#32 - cheifadvisoryuri
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Special Delivery!
#230 - Spavaloo
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You know what would be cool?

Converting Mars into a giant spaceship, using its core as an engine. That way, we could get everyone out of the solar system before the Sun went kaboom.
#236 to #230 - casadue
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"before Sun went kaboom"

like "oh gawd, Sun is going kaboom in only 4 billion years! MAYANS WERE RIGHT!"
#237 to #236 - Spavaloo
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Well, I plan to be out of the solar system before it happens.

And I want to take Mars with me.
#252 to #237 - nockae
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You should really be planning to be dead before that happens.
#262 to #252 - Spavaloo
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Now why in the hell would I want to be dead?
#263 to #262 - nockae
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Who the **** wants to live that long.
Jesus being 80 must be bad enough.
Being 200 Million must be living hell.
#265 to #263 - Spavaloo
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You're talking to someone who fully intends to exist until entropy claims the Universe.
#269 to #265 - nockae
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****, I want to die before I turn 90.
#185 - codymathieu
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dubs decide my new profile picture
#189 to #185 - steamysurprise
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**steamysurprise rolls 83**
#191 to #185 - thecrummybread
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**thecrummybread rolls 09**
#187 to #185 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 4,037**
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#193 to #185 - anon
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anonymous rolls 66
#197 to #185 - twatmissile
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**twatmissile rolls 92** dubs and you roll a picture instead and use it
#192 to #185 - wambamthankumam
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**wambamthankumam rolls 22**
#195 to #192 - wambamthankumam
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Here ya go
#205 to #195 - zombiejew
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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
#206 - anon
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sadly we will never see mars, or any other planet terraformed in our life time.... :(
#209 to #206 - anonymoose
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Not with that attitude, we wont!
#129 - anon
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On Terraforming: Mercury's too close to the sun. Pluto's too far. Neptune, Uranus, Jupiter, Saturn are gas giants, so no chance there.

Honestly, Venus is a more feasible option than Mars. If you could breakdown all the CO2 in the atmosphere into ozone, you'd have a HUGE Ozone Layer, it wouldn't be a volcanic hellhole and you could get a water cycle and carbon cycle going. Mars's gravity is too weak to hold an atmosphere.

One major problem with Venus though is that the length of day is 243 Earth days and a year on Venus is only 224.7 days, so a day on Venus is longer than its year. No idea how life would adjust to THAT.
#142 to #129 - anon
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wannabe physicist passing through trying to look smart, don't mind me faggots!
#144 to #129 - boonfg **User deleted account**
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#153 to #129 - dragonock
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i was reading up on terraforming a couple days ago and one of the theories had something to do with a bunch of ******* mirrors or something
#174 to #129 - samio [OP] ONLINE
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Mars is feasible as a terraforming candidate. In fact, all the carbon dioxide we're spewing out now could be used to warn up the planet. To alter its gravity would be another matter, as well as the constant threat of solar radiation due to a lack of a magnetic field. However, an ozone layer as well as proper sustaining of atmospheric pressure would render the red planet a suitable habitat for human habitation, although you might need to bring some extra sunscreen, just in case. ;)
#161 to #129 - thisisspartah
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we could always live in domes on mars
#175 to #161 - serotonin
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You are right but he said terraforming, not just colonisation
#140 to #129 - gladiader
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Nice job, anon. You science'd pretty well.
Nice job, anon. You science'd pretty well.
#216 - snakefire
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In the next 200 years I guarantee we will have at least ONE human colony on mars
I bet in 500 we will have it completely tera-formed
#222 to #216 - sippay
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Mars does not have enough atmosphere or water to support life.
Mars does not have a strong enough gravitational field to hold enough air or water on the surface. they will just evaporate away. It is impossible to transfer that much water on mars. even in thousands of years.
#231 to #222 - awakendhybrid
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Maybe under the surface of Mars?
#246 to #222 - washingxmachines
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LET US DREAM
LET US DREAM
#219 to #216 - inflamess
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I watched a documentary on that possiblity of life on Mars, and Mars is too light a planet to hold an atmosphere; it was slowly drift further and further apart from mars and would dissipate slowly. It would take constant teraforming to prevent this **** right here.
#221 to #219 - snakefire
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unless we figure out a way. you cant limit possibilities to our current knowlege
#225 to #221 - anon
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In that case, poodles will be the dominant life-form of Titan within the next 50 years.
#227 to #225 - snakefire
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If we really wanted it to happen I'm sure we would EVENTUALLY figure out a way.
#25 - zonryu
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god i love these. they are witty funny. use science (kind of but not really)
arnt posted ofen so they dont get old.
each planet has a uniqe personality
and now im just rambling

long story short you keep making these and we will continue to giggle with delight
#171 to #25 - samio [OP] ONLINE
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Not really? Terraforming is an established science within astrophysics.
But thanks anyways, always enjoy knowing people like my work.
#226 - episxde
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#194 - angreif
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fyt: **** your terraforming?
#199 to #194 - samio [OP] ONLINE
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**** You Terra!
#184 - endlessmike
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#117 - crazyoljew
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This was beautifully scripted
This was beautifully scripted
#92 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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These comics are ******* brilliant.
#83 - SunshineCabbage
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I love these comics, so much so they're on par with Buttermilk.
#108 to #83 - ofmiceandmen
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I miss buttermilk :(
#134 to #108 - SunshineCabbage
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Here...
#37 - qjmihuia
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it's on!
#74 to #37 - hanakoikezawa
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http://blacklight-wiki.perfectworld.com/index.php/Containment
#78 to #37 - neomann
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#85 to #50 - merkdox
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dude wtf??
dude wtf??
#103 to #37 - littlenish
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#40 to #37 - woddy
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dosn't do ****
#42 to #40 - Hyperman
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Ctrl v, is the act of pasting, ctrl c is copying. then again that could be what you copied
#44 to #42 - woddy
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nope im just a ******* retard cuz i used that every day and was just brain dead XDD



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#46 to #44 - woddy
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picture fits my brain right now
#48 to #46 - Hyperman
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no it's fine :3 it's better to be informed, than to just be ridiculed.
#54 to #37 - clara
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http://www.blasternation.com/index.php?id=1
#120 to #37 - imnotthere
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just turned on my computer so i havent copied anything yet
#123 to #37 - shanefroggy
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Any time
#125 to #37 - notsureifanon
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[Post4486498]

Clueless
#147 to #37 - yentabear
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Coli bacteria
..ohgodwhy
#162 to #37 - twillight
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Regna terrae, cantate Deo,
psallite Domino
qui fertis super caelum
caeli ad Orientem
Ecce dabit voci Suae
vocem virtutis,
tribuite virtutem Deo.
REPENT EVIL DEMON!

was excorsising my cat...
#66 to #64 - berkut
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I´m a classy ****.
I´m a classy ****.
#119 to #37 - taquitogir
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v
#58 to #57 - leobreacker
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I was sending the link to my brother :P
#148 to #37 - anon
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What's funny about 5 black men dying in a car accident?

Nothing. They were my friends.
#55 to #37 - anon
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#107 to #37 - guenane
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#106 to #37 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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Bebe Neuwirth
#72 to #37 - liquidz
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http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=23432

Whatcha gonna do about it?
#104 to #37 - littlenish
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www.rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1187216

My friend likes futa. As do I. Who doesn't?
#112 to #104 - genecaster
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That is hot as ****.
#114 to #112 - littlenish
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Only if they were more common. And they were actually hot, like that attractive hot, with C cups and nice hair, and prismatic eyes (like orange and yellow) and most people were disgusted by their penis, and they loved anyone who didn't care if they squirted cum on their face during sex.
#118 to #114 - genecaster
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Okay this comment thread has now turned into "Perfect significant other thread"
125 lbs
5'5"
Female
C cups
Black hair, straight, longish
White
Deep blue eyes
No tats, no piercings
Perfect ass

11/10 would fall in love with
#130 to #118 - littlenish
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132lbs
5'11"
Herm/Dickgirl/Futa
C-D cups
Brown hair, mid length
Tan
Deep purple eyes
Tattoo of Aperture Science and the Infinity triangle on both arms
Plump, but not a soggy (real fat butt) ass
Likes to mutually masturbate
Hardcore competitive gamer, tomboyish

20/10 Perfect girl
#132 to #130 - genecaster
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Appending secondary attributes:
Pale as hell
#137 to #132 - littlenish
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Has to have a decent amount of skin tone for me,
#63 to #37 - serotonin
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od prosle



...not very impressive
#61 to #37 - iphoneguy
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well ****
#101 to #37 - greatcornholio
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I didn't have anything copied...
#59 to #37 - hadzibg
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connivance
#99 to #37 - Hreidmar
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADP00GaTXMo

I am not an exciting person, though this is some magnificent music.
#49 to #37 - thefunnyside
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hypocrite

huh
#41 to #37 - mrgoodbunny
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dishonored
#91 to #90 - pyrothermal
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I was just showing it to a friend.
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#100 to #37 - anon
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I...I just started my computer...
#82 to #37 - ecomp
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www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
#81 to #80 - annogram
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oh it's the assassination vid
#68 to #37 - gameshredder
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#30 - mankey
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"Why can't it be like, like, human beings are a planetary disease? Like the Earth's got German measles or facial herpes, right? And that's why all of the other planets give us such a wide berth. It's like, "Oh, don't go near Earth! It's got human beings on it, they're contagious!"
#73 to #30 - liquidz
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They are the cancer of the solar system
#105 to #73 - littlenish
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Any form of multicelled intelligent life is cancer to planets.
#131 to #73 - cartridge
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#16 - Blargosnarf
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I dunno, I always imagined Earth would be the absolute jealousy of the solar system being able to support life and ****.
#23 to #16 - zonryu
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i assume having "fife" is the planet equivelant of having "lice"
#19 to #16 - reaperssprint
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Its not life that's the problem, its Humanity.
#31 to #16 - plazmaflare ONLINE
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We're ravaging the earth for its resources, and dumping all the waste that we cant use back onto, and it also cant use it. We're basically parasites. I'de say we're worse than lice because given the time we're killing all other life on Earth, but we're not killing Earth itself as far as i can tell. Point is, nobody is jealous of parasites.
#69 to #31 - serotonin
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well it not like those resources were used for anything.
Also parasites come from outside of the host, we were created by the host so at best we are some form of autoimmune disease
#10 - Seanxone
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Anybody else read that Yeeehaaa as Johnny 2x4 when they made him ultra annoying in ed edd n eddy?
#14 to #10 - OldSnake
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The half burp, half shout "YEEHAW!" they had him do?
#17 to #14 - Seanxone
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Yeah
#20 to #10 - superbla
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What episode is that?
#26 to #20 - redeadhunter
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It was called "Shoo Ed". It was season 2, according to the EEnE wiki.
#5 - sao
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Yes, another one. Keep these baby coming!