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#86 - fargone (01/19/2013) [-]
A Catapult?
#99 to #86 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
That is a Katapult
User avatar #42 - schmuxy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I know there's a gif of this somewhere...
User avatar #44 to #42 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Comment 5 I think?
#21 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Normally, I'm opposed to long posts. However, for this one, I found myself trying to thumb repeatedly, each time forgetting that I had already thumbed.
User avatar #137 - jaaabrocon (10/11/2014) [-]
Even THIS is somewhat more viable than that stupid ******* eagle argument.
User avatar #138 to #137 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
oh I hate those guys. Its like they think Sauron can''t do **** . Not to mention the ******* fell beasts
User avatar #139 to #138 - jaaabrocon (10/11/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that the Eangles were crazy ******* powerful. They weren't explicitly stated to be Maia, but it's pretty heavily implied. The Ring of power has more pull on you depending on your level of power, which is why Gandalf was like "Oh hell no ***** dont let me look at that get it the **** away from me" when Frodo offered it to him.

The eagles would begin to pick Frodo up, notice the ring, then drop him like a sack of **** . They would wear the ring, and then we'd be dealing with GIANT INVISIBLE SUPER POWERFUL EAGLES

NOW YOU ****** UP
User avatar #140 to #139 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh ******* **** . Imagine that one who became King of all Birds with the ring. One big ass bird personally destroying Sauron
User avatar #141 to #140 - jaaabrocon (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he'd totally kill Sauron. That would actually be like the first thing he did. Then he'd establish himself to RULE IN SAURON'S STEAD, NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN, TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL SQUAK AND DESPAIR

The dominion of Scary ass eagle would stretch across all of middle earth and rule over everyone with an iron claw.

And that's how the United States was born.
User avatar #142 to #141 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
What did you think of the films, comparing them to Tolkien's work?
User avatar #143 to #142 - jaaabrocon (10/11/2014) [-]
The Lord of the rings Trilogy was ******* awesome, loved every second of it except for one. My one issue with the LOTR trilogy was the ******* elves at Helms Deep. Helms Deep was supposed to be the last bastion of Humanity, holding out against the orcs, and then the elves showed up like "We're here to save the day because humans are too pussy to save themselves". Plus those were LORIEN elves. How the **** did they get past those 10,000 Uruks? Lorien is BEHIND Isengard they would have to pass them at some point.

As for the Hobbit movies...christ. I don't know what happened. They are so bad. The first one isn't TOO bad, it's good enough to actually watch but jesus christ the second. I'm still waiting for the second Hobbit movie to come out I refuse to accept the Desolation of Peter Jackson.

My biggest grievance is that ******* elf bimbo. Elf-Dwarf relationships DO NOT WORK. Elves cannot be attracted to dwarves, and vice versa. Period. It isn't anatomically possible, they are not physically capable to being attracted to them.

Seriously, Tolkein only expressly forbade like a grand total of three things, ever. One of those was Elves cannot like Dwarves. So the Hobbit writers said "Ha, **** that. We're better writers than Tolkein ever was!" and wrote him in. ******* assholes.
User avatar #144 to #143 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeh, I understand what Jackson was trying to do. I mean, we never see the Battle of Dale, the Battle Under the Trees, or the siege of Dol Guldur in the movies. So he was trying to show the sacrifice the Elves were making up North.
Obviously he ****** it up, and apparently who cares about Dwarves.
What really pissed me off was how OP the army of the dead was. AND HOW THEY WREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE AT PELENNOR
I mean the army was never that big, nor did it kill that many orcs/hardrim. The majority of Aragorn's reinforcements were the men of Dol Amorth and the Grey Company, but noooo, lets just act like the battle was easily won. Pelennor Fields was close to a defeat, and you don't get that feel in the films

I liked some parts of the film. That we get to see the work of the White council was pretty cool, and including the Battle of Azanulbizar was a nice touch, even if he ****** the battle up beyond belief (Only the 13 survived? wtf Jackson). Some of the battles additions are quite nice, like the Rock Giants and the fight in the mountain, that was pretty cool

But, on the other hand, we have Tauriel (though her not being able to marry Legolas is a nice lore touch), half the ******* dwarves remaining in Laketown, this ******** with the morgul arrow, stupid beheadings, this weird **** up of Azog and Bolg, whatever this black arrow ******** is, oh and lets not foget how most of the dwarves ******* survived the attack of Smaug. I mean christ Jackson, just piss on the books, it would be more respectful
#114 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
Transform old gif in segment of pictures, get 1,7k+ thumbs up.
Call out someone anonymously for thumb whoring, swim in a pool of red thumbs.

It's how the cookie crumbles, but someone's got to do it.
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#102 - JNS (01/19/2013) [-]
I love lord of the rings gifs
I love lord of the rings gifs
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User avatar #98 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
...I'm almost afraid to ask how an anus could be flaccid...
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#60 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
would the ring have still been destroyed though?
Yeah, Sauron's Tower is down, but that wouldn't mean he's gone for good right?
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#33 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
just comic-up the old gif..
User avatar #80 to #33 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Or gif-up the old comic?
#28 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
Directions weren't clear enough; got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #17 - yunoavailable (01/19/2013) [-]
just sayin, if frodo flew into sauron's eye then the ring would have been re-united with sauron thus bringing him back, the thing that they are trying to PREVENT during the entire story
#22 to #17 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
The eye is not Sauron.
User avatar #45 to #17 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
The Eye of Sauron is a Planatir, like the one in Minas Tirith, Isengard and the White Towers. They're used to communicate with other Planatir, and other stuff that I don't know. Sauron took the Palantir from Minas Ilith, or the Tower of the Moon (Minas Morgul), and corrupted his into the Eye
User avatar #46 to #17 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Also, Sauron already had a body when the books started. Gollum saw him while being tortured in Barad-Dur
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#1 - damnwolf (01/18/2013) [-]
that was ******* glorious xD I haven't lol'd like that ina long time
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User avatar #92 - pwoneill ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
*Trebuchet, the device used to fling projectiles from Minis Tirith was a trebuchet
User avatar #94 to #92 - theshadowed ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I am aware, but it might confuse people if the comic says catapult and the title is description
User avatar #97 to #94 - pwoneill ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Then the comic should get Its **** together as well
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