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#62 - ieatsnatch (01/19/2013) [-]
After skinning dozens of animals you'd think he'd get used to it.
#52 - karnax (01/19/2013) [-]
MFW I had to kill a black panther with a bow...and 3 health bars
MFW I had to kill a black panther with a bow...and 3 health bars
User avatar #72 to #52 - thepsychoticbiotic (01/19/2013) [-]
Even with full health and reduced damage from animals that damn panther tore me multiple new assholes... Damn panther bastard
User avatar #79 to #72 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
yeah same here i ended up jsut gettng really far away an shooting it a bunch
User avatar #82 to #79 - zerokiller (01/19/2013) [-]
By the time I did it I had the Japanese Tanto so I stood far away from it and managed to hit it a couple times while it was running at me and it only took a couple slashes with it to kill it. But I failed about 15 times before that happened.
User avatar #84 to #82 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
See i had already had the bow and free roamed for a good couple days and had put the...marksman? sight on it so i was able to be pretty far away. I only had to slash it once.
User avatar #85 to #84 - zerokiller (01/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I had the bow with a marksmen sight on it too but I only hit it once when it was standing still and could only hit it one more time while it was charging at me because I can't hit a moving target for **** .
User avatar #137 to #85 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
Sucks haha. Whats fun is hitting heavys with explosive arrows.
User avatar #80 to #79 - thepsychoticbiotic (01/19/2013) [-]
Ultimate strategy: Animal damage syringe, take a few shots, then run away like a pussy and hide ... tactically retreat, and repeat
#83 to #80 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
oh...oh my...this is brilliant!
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#45 - jesuschrits (01/19/2013) [-]
Looks exactly like this dude out of Labyrinth..
#57 to #45 - funkayjunkay (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh god this movie is so good.
#44 - powerfapping (01/19/2013) [-]
"Kill four bears with a handgun"    
"Kill four bears with a handgun"

User avatar #47 to #44 - elitejerkz (01/19/2013) [-]
Just use the D50
it kills them ez mode
User avatar #48 to #47 - DrSalvador (01/19/2013) [-]
Not if the mission calls for a handgun...
#49 to #48 - elitejerkz (01/19/2013) [-]
The D50 is a handgun
User avatar #91 to #49 - leviathanreaper (01/19/2013) [-]
No, the D50 is a goddamned hand CANNON.
#67 to #49 - bleachyourworks (01/19/2013) [-]
It's practically a secondary rifle with the scope attached. My favorite gun in the game.
Also, here's the best character next to vaas.
User avatar #73 to #67 - thepsychoticbiotic (01/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 to #73 - artyommetro (01/19/2013) [-]
By god i loved it when he said that.
User avatar #134 to #97 - thepsychoticbiotic (01/19/2013) [-]
One of the many great moments of that game :D
#135 to #134 - artyommetro (01/19/2013) [-]
But the way it ended makes me want to kill everything in his name.
User avatar #136 to #135 - thepsychoticbiotic (01/19/2013) [-]
Really? What ending did you do?
User avatar #138 to #136 - artyommetro (01/19/2013) [-]
saved my friends i did not like the place after he was killed.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DrSalvador (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh I'm stupid, I'm not to the second island yet. Sounded like a rifle.
#43 - delimor (01/19/2013) [-]
Mfw I got a quest to kill two bears with only my machete
User avatar #88 to #43 - zerokiller (01/19/2013) [-]
Japanese Tanto bro. That knife is a beast, it kills tigers and bears in like 6 slashes, which is fast enough for you to only get once or twice by them. It kills the normal pirates and privateers in 1 slash and the heavy pirates in 3 slashes. It takes 4 slashes for the heavy privateers though.
#41 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
I've never been so frightened of a animal before, until I played Far Cry 3.    
Damn Blacks.
I've never been so frightened of a animal before, until I played Far Cry 3.

Damn Blacks.
User avatar #75 to #31 - ninjacowboy (01/19/2013) [-]
That mission would have been more fun if the last damn dog didn't go hide and it took me 30 minutes to get him to come out.
User avatar #101 to #75 - sammyjankiis (01/19/2013) [-]
I feel your pain my friend.
#53 to #26 - thatotherchild (01/19/2013) [-]
mfw i made that
glad to see it getting around
#60 to #53 - therealtotodile (01/19/2013) [-]
thank you for it then. thumb for you
thank you for it then. thumb for you
User avatar #24 - Rolyat (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh no its one man call for reinforcements
good game though
User avatar #20 - Lambda (01/18/2013) [-]
Real-life cassowaries are still brutal.
#19 - killerblue (01/18/2013) [-]
I would use shark skin
#69 to #19 - perfectconfusion (01/19/2013) [-]
Haha, Iron Giant!
User avatar #18 - isradam (01/18/2013) [-]
I love this game but I do not understand exactly where this Island is. Cassowaries live in Oceania, but there's also tigers and leopards and **** that don't belong there.

Also, real life cassowaries are murderous monsters that actively destroy anything they see.
#54 to #18 - supagreen (01/19/2013) [-]
Animal trafficking gone wrong I think. Also gildemoono is right. If you get all of the memory cards it tells you about how Zhang He sailed there in like the 1500s.
User avatar #40 to #18 - gildemoono (01/19/2013) [-]
I believe its near bangkok, or at least a short flight away. the place the group was before they dropped onto rook island. Its also home to a massive pirate, slaving, and trading business. They probably were shipping or ordering leopards for game hunters or the like. Considering the wooden cages they keep ferocious predators in, i would not be surprised if they had a few break out and start an indigenous population of leopard.
User avatar #125 to #40 - isradam (01/19/2013) [-]
Thank you.

Now please tell me why the cassowaries are so small and (relatively) docile.
User avatar #126 to #125 - gildemoono (01/19/2013) [-]
well they will attack you, but shooting their friend startles them and makes them run, if you chase them they will eventually calm down and charge you again.
User avatar #128 to #126 - isradam (01/19/2013) [-]
But I once went to a zoo where they had cassowaries and a squirrel got in their cage and they ******* mauled it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - gildemoono (01/19/2013) [-]
Thats a squirrel. You are a man with an LMG strapped to your back. Contrary to popular belief, animals have the fight or flight instinct as well.
#130 to #129 - isradam (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh. Well that's good enough for me, thanks.
Oh. Well that's good enough for me, thanks.
#23 to #18 - threenippledcousin (01/18/2013) [-]
its game, its supposed to fun, not geographically perfect.
#56 to #23 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
Why not both?
#12 - penguinsarecool (01/18/2013) [-]
Is far cry 2 any good? Thinking about getting.
User avatar #64 to #12 - Hreidmar ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I think that Far Cry 2 single player gets a bit boring rather too quickly, but it's still made with quality. The gameplay has some rather annoying elements, but overall, it's worth a playthrough or two. The multiplayer, for me, was one of the best MP experiences I had. IT was really simple and straightforward, but it forced you to play as your role. If you were a sniper, you took a shot, and then you moved your arse, because someone WOULD come along to kill you.
User avatar #38 to #12 - buttinspecter (01/19/2013) [-]
Don't listen to any of us. It's cheap now. Just try it.
User avatar #139 to #38 - cophersans (01/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 to #142 - buttinspecter (01/20/2013) [-]
Then it's not a paradox.
User avatar #32 to #12 - Konigsteiger (01/19/2013) [-]
Disregard what the Anon said, FC2 is really good. I enjoyed it every step of the way and the ending was amazing.
#22 to #12 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Far Cry 3 is really quite good. It's immersive & unlike the other Far Cry games, it has well defined characters that you can somewhat relate to.
It's fun, I recommend it.
User avatar #140 to #22 - buttinspecter (01/20/2013) [-]
You can relate to them, but every single one of the them (except maybe Vaas) is a complete douch. Even Citra and Dennis seem good throughout the whole game until the very end. Then they lose it.
#15 to #12 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
It's absolutely terrible
User avatar #13 to #12 - cophersans (01/18/2013) [-]
FarCry 2 has more destructive elements than FarCry 3 apparently, however I haven't actually played it.
So yeah, maybe?
User avatar #11 - loganmadder ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I will never get used to it being called leather.
User avatar #9 - mion (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm really excited for the new Tomb Raider.

Anyone else?
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