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#127 - poutinesalad
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend of over a year actually dumped me today through text messages while I was at work.

#135 to #127 - Akafuhrer
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(01/18/2013) [-]
****** happen to me before. **** Text messages.
#125 - martialbrony
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I call mine Jim.

Because Jim.
#124 - liftplus
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(01/18/2013) [-]
mine's called bubbles because everyone loves blowing bubbles
mine's called bubbles because everyone loves blowing bubbles
#120 - ykaliber
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Me and Lord Dickatron the III find that very funny
#117 - lordaurion
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#114 - krome
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#112 - connorsg
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i think im going to nickname my peck pablo
i think im going to nickname my peck pablo
#122 to #112 - thegamerslife
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(01/18/2013) [-]
you may want to take a look at "the fall of little red riding hood" first. O_O
#110 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account**
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#107 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
nicely playrd.
#104 - anon
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This ******* guy.
#102 - usernameistaken
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#101 - GhandisPimpCane
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Mines Johnny so when im having sex with my gf i can say "here's johnny"
#100 - adxminisgay **User deleted account**
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#164 to #100 - rieskimo
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#138 to #100 - isomeras
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Penis.
#99 - ferruccio
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My penis is called Doppelkupplungsgriebe.
My penis is called Doppelkupplungsgriebe.
#126 to #99 - happypancake
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#109 to #99 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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I get it, it's because when she says "Wow! That's a mouthful!" you can make a sly face and say "Yes, it IS!"
#103 to #99 - moevleboevle
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(01/18/2013) [-]
that is french right?
#105 to #103 - ferruccio
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, it means cheese.
#106 to #105 - moevleboevle
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I thought so!
#96 - ookichinchindesu
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Excalibur
#91 - dullusername
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(01/18/2013) [-]
MFW Matters is the name of his penis.
#111 to #91 - mrcocoabeans
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i can see what you're getting at..... but thats not the joke
i can see what you're getting at..... but thats not the joke
#116 to #111 - viscerys
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(01/18/2013) [-]
It's not?
#89 - anon
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People hate it when I put Words in their mouths.

During a particularly heated interaction with my ex girlfriend, she left claiming "your Words hurt me"

Linguists and scientists have fundamentally different use and views on Words.

I hate it when I get confused and get my Words all mixed up.

... you get the point.
#88 - pewdiepieminion
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(01/18/2013) [-]
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
#92 to #88 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
icecream's not that bad...
#93 to #92 - pewdiepieminion
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(01/18/2013) [-]
icecream is delicious.
#94 to #93 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i want icecream most in the winter, but my freezer doesnt work so i cant buy myself a tub. and around here its pretty pricey for an individual serving :( so i just eat yogurt and pretend its soft icecream
#95 to #94 - pewdiepieminion
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(01/18/2013) [-]
aw <:(
#97 to #95 - duckslikegrapestoo
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tonight im having jello with greek yogurt on top. had greek yogurt for the first time this morning. omg im hooked! nothing compared to icecream though
#98 to #97 - duckslikegrapestoo
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that last part is a lie, its pretty much icecream... just not frozen...
#115 to #98 - youxbarstard
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Man today is just full of feels D=
#86 - femf
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(01/18/2013) [-]
well you have important Matters to take care of and she doesn't seem to want to take part of any of it
#85 - ddpk
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Nice, hope it was worth it. haha