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#105 - tomhefailin
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Baltimore coroners office, we are busy as ****, please call back later."
#150 - paelaer
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I use: "Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?" or informally, "Time is money and when I say that I mean yours."
Dad uses: "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Sibling uses: "Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."
#148 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Nashville sperm bank, you spank it we bank it
#141 - mahnamesjakers
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!
#138 - AquariusCyclone
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(01/18/2013) [-]
The Avatar here if an army comes I'll burn their bums just sound the alert and I'll move some dirt
#131 - tiberioustyphr
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#115 - palmtoyourface
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Heres my brothers: "Hello, Jeffs abbortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. how may i help you?"
#110 - ihatem
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
#84 - fapoclock **User deleted account**
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#81 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account**
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#72 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Menifee Valley Abortion Clinic. You rape em, we scrape em."
#66 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus hotline you pray he saves.
#57 - zightgeist
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(01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
#49 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Good afternoon, This is the Abortion Clinic, You make it, We scrape it, how can I help you?
#52 to #49 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Toms abortion clinic! He rapes it, we scrape it! How can we help you?


I feel so ashamed of myself right now
#45 - cadaverbox
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Hank's Taxidermy - You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
#29 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
"Roadkill cafe. you kill it, we grill it."
#28 - puredeliciousness
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(01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
#25 - pimpinpenguin
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(01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
#19 - killerturd ONLINE
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's crematorium, we offer special discounts to burn victims!!!
#1 - funnyhoody **User deleted account**
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