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#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #169 to #18 - chthulhu (01/15/2013) [-]
He think's he's in control of me. How cute.
#25 to #18 - ratpie (01/15/2013) [-]
Aquaman can't control Cthulu silly, Cthulu isn't a sea creature and it's psychic powers are stronger than aquamans.
Aquaman can't control Cthulu silly, Cthulu isn't a sea creature and it's psychic powers are stronger than aquamans.
#303 to #25 - ninjaspartan (01/16/2013) [-]
Cartman did it.
#276 to #25 - leetpwnzer (01/16/2013) [-]
It looks like he's saying "I love it" more than he's saying no.
It looks like he's saying "I love it" more than he's saying no.
User avatar #246 to #25 - jsrf ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
i feel so special becouse im the 200th person to like your comment :3
User avatar #337 to #246 - mydogpikachu (08/24/2014) [-]
what was it
#244 to #25 - hillbillypowpow (01/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't Aquaman have to beat Cthulhu back down into the bottom of the ocean once a year?
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#182 to #98 - jdsalenger (01/15/2013) [-]
Only if he is a black lantern.
User avatar #100 to #98 - beerterror (01/15/2013) [-]
wot
#45 to #25 - isopodic (01/15/2013) [-]
OR ARE THEY?
#26 to #25 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
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Now you made Aquaman sad. You monster.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ratpie (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry aquaman. :( thre's nothing wrong with being weaker than cthulu though. Cthulu is so strong no-one can survive him. Not even batman.
#41 to #27 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
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Aquaman don't want to talk to you anymore. Aquaman will leave now.
User avatar #61 to #41 - hydraetis (01/15/2013) [-]
You could always control the Kraken?
#13 - harryboom (01/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#271 to #13 - ramnarainy ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
I love the brave and the bold
User avatar #12 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [-]
Go back to the sea Aquaman, noone likes you.
#10 - heardaboutnsfw (01/15/2013) [-]
Who's useless?
User avatar #305 to #10 - SweetJesus (01/16/2013) [-]
I feel bad for the sharks that had to swim all the way to him just for a simple picture and someone to say, "Who's useless?"
User avatar #270 to #10 - chezburgadominator (01/16/2013) [-]
As much as I like the new Aquaman being awesome and **** (I love how they adressed the old jokes like "Did we get upstaged by aquaman?" and "Don't you talk to fish or sum **** ?") You have to admit he's sort of an asshole now.
User avatar #186 to #10 - yesrilo (01/15/2013) [-]
why wont fj let me enlarge images!? that pic looks badass and i want.
User avatar #172 to #10 - awesomenessdefined (01/15/2013) [-]
Aquaman. Like, worse than Green Arrow useless.
User avatar #188 to #172 - themightymrplow (01/15/2013) [-]
GREEN ARROW IS NOT USELESS!!!
#185 to #172 - jdsalenger (01/15/2013) [-]
Green Arrow isn't useless this dork is useless.
User avatar #187 to #185 - awesomenessdefined (01/15/2013) [-]
He is. He really is.
#193 to #187 - jdsalenger (01/16/2013) [-]
He is same as Batman and he has an ******* atomic warhead arrow!
#207 to #193 - cptdisneyland (01/16/2013) [-]
I feel like he may not be able to escape blast radius of said arrow, so sure he has a nuke, but batman would figure out or buy a better way to deliver the warhead
#93 to #10 - turretbuddy (01/15/2013) [-]
OOOH! OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!   
   
Aquaman is.
OOOH! OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!

Aquaman is.
#82 to #10 - lolsporeguy (01/15/2013) [-]
Show me Aquaman doing something cool without nearby water
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User avatar #183 to #82 - zoidz (01/15/2013) [-]
Basal Ganglia <- inherited from marine ancestors, its like a hammer to the head. (he can give you a seizure)!!
#105 to #82 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2013) [-]
the world is 70 % water.
User avatar #106 to #105 - lolsporeguy (01/15/2013) [-]
Bad guys inhabit 30% of the earth
#37 to #10 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #823 at Beliebers ** www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0kvdi3GGA0
#11 to #10 - crabtor (01/15/2013) [-]
aquaman
#102 to #11 - trucciolo (01/15/2013) [-]
no... the useless hero is SUPERfluos
#91 to #11 - thezombienoodle (01/15/2013) [-]
Can breath underwater and talk to fish... he has all the superpowers of Spongebob... Well, except Aquaman can't make shaped bubbles.

Spongebob: 1
Aquaman: 0
#104 to #91 - blackrookfiend (01/15/2013) [-]
Fairly sure Spongebob can't breathe on land and can't lift 2 tons. Nor can Spongebob communicate with aquatic creatures telepathically. You ass.
Fairly sure Spongebob can't breathe on land and can't lift 2 tons. Nor can Spongebob communicate with aquatic creatures telepathically. You ass.
#257 to #104 - thezombienoodle (01/16/2013) [-]
"In the episode Tea at the Treedome, SpongeBob and Patrick nearly die when they are in Sandy's house, and have to wear glass fish bowl helmets filled with water, but when they're above water, the air doesn't seem to affect them at all. This is probably because Sandy's Treedome does not have moist air, unlike an island surrounded by water, which would have moist air, which would explain why SpongeBob and Patrick didn't dry up until they were under the heating lamp in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. In the movie the beach outside Shell City should also be dry unless the cold air prevents the water from drying too fast."

So yes, he can breathe air.

Also he can easily lift Patricks rock. Patricks rock will weigh roughly the same as concrete, about 2 ton/yd³ So he can lift more than 2 tons every time he goes and visits Patrick. Considering how big they are, it's roughly that size and he lifts it with no problem.

SpongeBob may be telepathic, and a few episodes may prove that he is:
1. Dying for Pie- Spongebob says hi to Mr. Krabs in Squidward's thoughts.
2. Sleepy Time- Spongebob affects his friends' dreams.
3. The Great Snail Race- Spongebob asks Gary "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Gary thinks about T.V, Spongebob replies negatively.
4. Big Pink Loser- Spongebob thinks "At least I'm safe inside my mind". Patrick thinks the same, Spongebob screams. The only way to know what Patrick is thinking is that Spongebob is telepathic.

My argument is justified. Thumb me down and be butt hurt but I'm right unless proven wrong.
#278 to #257 - themightykamina (01/16/2013) [-]
spongebob would only be about 3 inches tall considering the fact that an average sized pinaple can provide a large 3 story house the &quot;3 ton rock&quot; would be proportional to his size but in reality is a large pebble at best. he is constantly beatan by multiple sea creatures and cannot lift more than a stuffed animal. he even had a contest to see how long he could survive on the surface in which he did not last more than a minute before becoming prey for a bird
spongebob would only be about 3 inches tall considering the fact that an average sized pinaple can provide a large 3 story house the "3 ton rock" would be proportional to his size but in reality is a large pebble at best. he is constantly beatan by multiple sea creatures and cannot lift more than a stuffed animal. he even had a contest to see how long he could survive on the surface in which he did not last more than a minute before becoming prey for a bird
#297 to #278 - thezombienoodle (01/16/2013) [-]
I'll heed about the strength. Sponge bob is roughly 4-5 inches tall and he is shorter than Patrick. Patrick would be about 6 inches tall and his rock is as big as he is. So you are correct, I was proven wrong about the strength.

However, the question wasn't if he could survive long above water the question was can he breathe air. My answer still stands. He can breathe air. He is vulnerable to prey and to drying out... it's not a question of weather he can breath air... to which he can.
#299 to #297 - themightykamina (01/16/2013) [-]
true but i doubt he would accomplish much above water
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#17 to #11 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
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#7 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
Shove that microscoope up your ass bruce lets see your ass beat cthulhu. This is my League! The big bad emo bat thinks he's tough! I kill people ****** . Threw a guy into piranha. Bitch I'm straight icey.
User avatar #174 to #7 - awesomenessdefined (01/15/2013) [-]
Bruce beat Darkseid. ******* Darkseid. Aquaman is still useless.
#138 to #7 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2013) [-]
Aquaman controls sea creatures, not Cosmic horrors, you ******* .
User avatar #50 to #7 - sovereignsunkown (01/15/2013) [-]
Great Cthulhu isn't a sea creature though, he's a multi-dimensional god who just happens to have an octopus head and be trapped under the sea.
****** couldn't even outswim a steam-powered boat.
User avatar #52 to #50 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
he doesnt need to be. aquamans telekinisis works on all creatures but works best on sea creatures. he used his powers on humans to make one guy hav e seizure and another guy kill himself
User avatar #54 to #52 - sovereignsunkown (01/15/2013) [-]
Cthulhu also has stronger psychic powers than aquaman...it's not like he's a world-devouring god that can drive men insane with a glance, control humans while asleep and not really giving a **** , or command an entire legion of demonic spawn or anything...
User avatar #56 to #54 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
dude i dont write the comics. according to them aquaman defeats cthulhu once a year
User avatar #57 to #56 - sovereignsunkown (01/15/2013) [-]
someone should tell marvel's writers to stay the **** away from Lovecraft's Mythos.
it's such a shame when great works get taken and abused in such a way
User avatar #99 to #57 - beerterror (01/15/2013) [-]
It's not really The Great Old One (and that's DC not Marvel), but sure Lovecratish creature. And hell, I agree that perhaps only Shuma-Gorath (or sth like that) from Marvels's Dr. Strange comics really lives up to be a primordial terror, with unspeakable powers and so on. Besides, every attempt at casting a new light on Lovecraft's pantheon is a blasphemy, the Mythos should be blurred, and full of dilemmas, uncertainty and fear - it's the power of Howard Philip's brilliant work :)
User avatar #47 to #7 - kotos (01/15/2013) [-]
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
User avatar #175 to #47 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
I had an officer stand me up and try to read and translate that in front of a battalion. He didn't like me very much.
User avatar #202 to #175 - kotos (01/16/2013) [-]
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming".
User avatar #251 to #202 - tomhefailin (01/16/2013) [-]
I wish I had known that at the time.
User avatar #264 to #251 - kotos (01/16/2013) [-]
I love mythos :X kind of a horror nerd
User avatar #44 to #7 - archangel (01/15/2013) [-]
still drinks fish pee
#14 to #7 - xchocolatethunderx (01/15/2013) [-]
60 years later and still a pathetic sack of **** . Please don't compare Mermaidman/Aquaman to Batman... EVER!
#55 to #14 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
^thats old mermaid man
<this is old aquaman
#6 - retrochris (01/15/2013) [-]
Felt the urge to do this
#24 to #6 - mouthwash (01/15/2013) [-]
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#4 - fortes (01/15/2013) [-]
Aquaman is as useful as Yamcha.

Poor guy...
User avatar #283 to #4 - screwyouman (01/16/2013) [-]
Aquaman can beat Superman up.
#281 to #4 - godqueso (01/16/2013) [-]
yeah but Yamcha was at one point useful
#226 to #4 - rustyspunktube (01/16/2013) [-]
At least they're more useful then Raditz.
#3 - hektoroftroy (01/15/2013) [-]
batman'sfw
#2 - rrenierr (01/15/2013) [-]
Poor little aquaman...
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