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#1 - kingsombra (01/13/2013) [-]
My cat just walked over my keyboard, I now have 3 new songs for my album
#10 - tuxwonder (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a pop music fan, but I'm gettin' reeeal tired of all the effort people are putting in to show that they hate it...
#12 to #10 - pedodelphia (01/14/2013) [-]
**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #2870606 at MLP Friendly Board ** <my rage

agree, did have no idea what 1D was before everyone posted it
#52 to #10 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
You have 5 children
User avatar #30 to #10 - sanitarysanchez (01/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #3 - explosivelightning (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont know why but a guitar doesnt seem like it would be needed to write a one direction song, its more like throwing an auto-tune into an oven
User avatar #20 to #3 - lafuriaroja (01/14/2013) [-]
The reason they were put together in a band is because they're all fairly talented singers. There's actually little to no autotune in most of their songs. I grant you that most of their music is extremely commercialized and marketed towards teenage girls. However, you can't say that they're not talented.

#9 to #3 - cunthearyou (01/14/2013) [-]
Not sure if jewish joke or...
User avatar #2 - unlimitedsmoof (01/13/2013) [-]
>parody twitter accounts
User avatar #73 to #34 - mcwachner (04/27/2013) [-]
Too bad that never actually happened. I searched the whole internet looking for some evidence but I didn't find any.
#60 to #34 - belshir (01/14/2013) [-]
all of my hate!
#74 to #60 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
i will give to you
User avatar #75 to #74 - belshir (12/29/2013) [-]
this comment is old as balls, how did you find this?
User avatar #4 - ryanmck (01/14/2013) [-]
I ******* hate parody accounts so much. Especially if your account is made after a meme (eg bad luck brian) make jokes that fit that meme not random bad jokes as old as the ****** internet
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#5 - handofdestiny ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
MFW I saw description..
User avatar #8 - defeats (01/14/2013) [-]
You'd thing he'd say Taylor Swift song...

"Ow oooooh ow it hurts!!!" *strums guitar*
User avatar #47 - myrtille (01/14/2013) [-]
Let me start out by saying that I'm a big Will Ferrel fan. He's funny and I grew up with him on SNL and his movies.
These impersonators are getting really old. The One Direction hate is getting really old.
These people aren't as funny as they think they are. The only reason they have any followers or friends or whatever is because their names sound sort of like an accomplished comedian.

User avatar #49 to #47 - Sandisky (01/14/2013) [-]
******* this
#23 - tbells (01/14/2013) [-]
I just went outside and rolled around. I know have five new outfits
User avatar #65 to #23 - tbells (01/14/2013) [-]
#7 - phanact (01/14/2013) [-]
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#13 - xxkosukexx (01/14/2013) [-]
I just dropped my silver ware on the floor and named 3 kids.
I just dropped my silver ware on the floor and named 3 kids.
#57 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #57 - Vuumbleman (01/14/2013) [-]
I hope he's playing his theme song.
#33 - ferbisboy (01/14/2013) [-]
god dammit brennan i told you not to touch my instruments
#56 - legiona (01/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - BigDoktor (01/14/2013) [-]
>will ferrellesque

********************** .mkv
#64 - stratosrider (01/14/2013) [-]
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#58 - trevo (01/14/2013) [-]
Are one direction popular in america.
Are one direction popular in america.
User avatar #18 - brutalfistfuck (01/14/2013) [-]
I just slammed my fist on the keyboard and wrote Twilight.
#28 to #18 - anonymoose (01/14/2013) [-]
Let's say there's about 1500 characters in an average page. There are 498 pages in Twilight making a total of approximately 747000 characters. There are 24 lower cased letters, 24 upper cased letters and 43 other characters in an average keyboard, making a total of 91.

To bash your keyboard and get the entire book of twilight is a 1 in 747,000^91.
747,000^91 is a number too big for every computer in the world combined to even get close to solving, it's bigger than the age of the universe in femtoseconds, if you were to write 1 number on every atom in the universe you wouldn't get close to that number.

That was essentially a miracle.
User avatar #36 to #28 - brutalfistfuck (01/14/2013) [-]
Holy crap. That was actually awesome!
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