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#52 - Utkezabanje
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Never too young to die.
#51 - VincentKing
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Because there is no glory is war, if you realized that first, then no one would join.
#43 - mathclub
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a ****?
#42 - notafunnyguy
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(01/14/2013) [-]
i went to the comments expecting to be over run with comments about the misused demotivational poster, and i literally saw 0 comments about it.

funnyjunk you're off your game today
#36 - menispuncher
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(01/14/2013) [-]
You can get legally get married, no parental consent, and it would it would be illegal for you to have a drink on your wedding day.
#40 to #36 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
And?
#72 to #40 - hvacian
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(01/14/2013) [-]
You can handle a lifelong commitment and all the financial responsibilities that accompany it.

You can take a gun and grenade and potentially go die in a foreign country.

You clearly are incapable of handling the consumption of any amount of alcohol. Are you stupid? You'll hurt yourself or others. You need at least three more years of life experience to mature enough to handle the privilege. And by the way, you cleaned the gun wrong, private.
#33 - anthonyh
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(01/14/2013) [-]
In the US its 18 to join the military and 17 to buy M rated games.
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#130 to #33 - anon
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17 to join the army actually bub, just need parents consent and a note from your student counsellor saying you are on track for graduation, also have to be at least a Jr.
#164 to #130 - anthonyh
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You can also get a video game with your parents. I was referring to things you do by yourself.
#127 to #33 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
17 to join the army with parents consent.
#126 to #33 - gemleonn
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(01/14/2013) [-]
You can be sent to Basic Training and then put in the reserves at 16
#37 to #33 - eraq
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(01/14/2013) [-]
same in canada
#34 to #33 - mcbiggles
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(01/14/2013) [-]
not if you get a waiver by your parents
#66 to #34 - failtolawl
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(01/14/2013) [-]
but you can also have your parents buy you a game at any age
#38 to #34 - kiill
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(01/14/2013) [-]
You can enlist at 17 but you wont get shipped to basic until you ate 18
#41 to #38 - theonlytinman
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(01/14/2013) [-]
FALSE! You can be sent at 17 with parental consent so long as you are 18 when you graduate Basic Training.
#45 to #41 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Close, you can be 16 to be in the reserves (but many recruiting centers say 17 for some reasons). But I believe you can't be deployed until you're 18.
#46 to #45 - theonlytinman
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(01/14/2013) [-]
It was like that for Marine Corps boot camp. But that makes sense since people can get deployed only 2 months after its over.
#47 to #46 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about Canada still. :P
#67 to #47 - thepyras
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Canada has a military?

Joking of course, Canada's cool.
#166 to #67 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Thanks bro :p. I'm assuming you're an 'merican?
#167 to #166 - thepyras
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm an American. It's like being a 'merican, except I'm in college. I'm really a lot more like a Canadian, though. My friends who've been to Canada say that I seem like I fit there more so than here.
#168 to #167 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Well I don't judge. I like most of the americans I've met. So you like maple syrup and beer?
#169 to #168 - thepyras
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I don't really drink, but I love syrup. In fact I go to Cracker Barrel (home cooking restaurant, not just a gathering place for white people) just for their tiny syrup bottles.
#170 to #169 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I love you
#171 to #170 - thepyras
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I love you as well, but why do you say that?
#172 to #171 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Because being french canadien, maple syrup is as much in our culture as the desire to separate ;)
#173 to #172 - thepyras
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To separate what?
#174 to #173 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
On two occasions, Quebec has voted to separate from the rest of Canada. The first vote was lost by a lot, but the second one was only lost by 0.1%. So Canada was damn close to losing a province. The ongoing joke in Canada is that all people from Quebec want to separate.
#175 to #174 - thepyras
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Oh, ok. I'm sorry, I probably should have known that. I thought you were making a joke about cutting down trees. It's a joke around here, primarily because of the Wolverine movie, that lumber is Canada's main industry.
#176 to #175 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Meh, I don't know that much about about what goes on down south over there, so it's okay.
#179 to #176 - thepyras
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Typically. Sorry, I ran out of reply spaces.
#177 to #176 - thepyras
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(01/14/2013) [-]
To put in in a word; nothing, unless you go even farther south. Then there's the drug industry.
#178 to #177 - thumblocked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
no news is good news
#44 to #41 - kiill
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I stand corrected. thanks man
#39 to #38 - kiill
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(01/14/2013) [-]
are*
#27 - Lilstow ONLINE
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(01/14/2013) [-]
you can be 16 but have to be finished with school with parental permission to join the army (i think), and the "M" rating is for age 17+, not 18.
common misconception
#30 to #27 - kinglobster
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(01/14/2013) [-]
implying the creator of this is America.
#60 to #30 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Check the tags, fag.
#58 to #30 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Then it's the creator's fault for not saying which country it pertains to(or OP's for not saying it's origin). Otherwise you can't blame someone for saying why it's wrong by using a certain country as example.
#31 to #30 - kinglobster
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(01/14/2013) [-]
forgot the n
#19 - anon
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(01/13/2013) [-]
its 17 to buy a game and 18 to join army (im 18 now... im right)
#11 - recoveryone
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(01/13/2013) [-]
You have to be 17 to enlist in the military(united states), and even that's only with parental consent. 18 without it. But, if you do get parental consent, you can to basic training the summer of your High School Junior year. That's only National Guard and Air National Guard though.
#12 to #11 - recoveryone
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I mean, **** OP, if you're going to insult a country, at least get your fact straight first.
#25 to #12 - warlordtitan
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(01/14/2013) [-]
maybe not the country you were thinking about (big flaw is he didn't mention what country (although he probably meant america))
#32 to #25 - recoveryone
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Look at the tags.
#7 - penetractor
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(01/13/2013) [-]
the younger you get them, the better they can be conditioned to take orders without questioning
#8 to #7 - supervenom [OP]
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I think its mostly about breaking them..
#21 to #8 - defeats
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(01/13/2013) [-]
That is exactly what he said.
Conditioning would be the PC term for breaking.
#5 - anon
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(01/13/2013) [-]
What country is this about, because You have to be 18, or turn 18 before basic training to join the military here. Also the ESRB ratings for Battlefield, CoD, etc only require you to be 17 or older.
#6 to #5 - supervenom [OP]
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(01/13/2013) [-]
its actually 17 for both
#9 to #6 - supersimpsonman
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(01/13/2013) [-]
It's definitely 18 for the military.
#10 to #9 - supersimpsonman
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(01/13/2013) [-]
(without parental consent, which is what matters)
#4 - anon
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(01/13/2013) [-]
You can join the army when you're 16 in America? Are you guys idiots or something? -_-
#49 to #4 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
No, to join any branch of the military you have to be 17 to join but 18 by the time you finish basic training.
#14 to #4 - buttlord
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(01/13/2013) [-]
i just turned 17 and im going in in a few week. but then again im in britain.
#22 to #14 - defeats
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Which branch will you be joining? And regiment?
#162 to #22 - buttlord
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(01/14/2013) [-]
i want to go in the RAF or the MERT (medical emergency response team)
#3 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Here the age of consent is 16, but you need to be 18 to watch porn
#132 to #3 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
In Scandinavia it's 15
#15 to #3 - Keleth
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(01/13/2013) [-]
"he was way too good! he's defiantly seen some ****! ARREST THAT MAN!"
#18 to #15 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to see like, 2 people having sex that are below the age of consent (wait.. i'm going somewhere with this, trust me) and the s.w.a.t busting the ******* door in and tearing them off each other, only to carry them outside, into a police car
#16 to #15 - defiantly
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(01/13/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
#17 to #16 - Keleth
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(01/13/2013) [-]
....yes.....yes i did...though i suppose it still kind of makes sense.
#2 - satyrico
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(01/13/2013) [-]
'Murica!