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User avatar #142 - theaceofthespade (01/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, all that awesome freedom... as long as you don't want to choose a name that's too long long for your kid...
User avatar #146 to #142 - skulldan ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
ummm, you said like twice, and ummm i dont think you should talk like, umm ever
User avatar #155 to #146 - theaceofthespade (01/13/2013) [-]
Because I typed long twice? I don't understand what you're saying.
User avatar #156 to #155 - skulldan ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
i said cheese twice you dont see me rubbing that in do you!

i cant argue with these people
User avatar #159 to #156 - theaceofthespade (01/13/2013) [-]
What in the world are you talking about? Is this a reference I'm missing, or are you posting in the wrong thread?
User avatar #171 to #159 - suddenlypotatoes (01/13/2013) [-]
I don't think you're missing anything I think they are just a ******* idiot..
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#144 to #142 - skulldan has deleted their comment [-]
#140 - opisgenerallyafag (01/13/2013) [-]
LAND OF THE FREE
User avatar #138 - fizzythunder (01/13/2013) [-]
Can anyone see the beaver-like head on the kiwi
User avatar #175 to #138 - davkas (01/13/2013) [-]
I thought it was a beaver
User avatar #170 to #138 - spamalope ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
....no...
#137 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
Freedom in what? ******* sheep?
#136 - winnen (01/13/2013) [-]
more like

I can't hear you over my health care
#132 - zanshin (01/13/2013) [-]
more like

I can't here you over my reposts
User avatar #148 to #132 - skulldan ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
ITS NOT A REPOST, IT HAS AN EAGLE IN IT
#130 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
i couldnt hear you over my right to own a handgun
User avatar #147 to #130 - AlanbalMIT (01/13/2013) [-]
lol, why would you even want a gun with such a freedomly freedom?
#135 to #130 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
We can own handguns you idiot.
#123 - abstract ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah New Zealand? You're only 71st in incarceration rates, we are number 1!
User avatar #131 to #123 - redclover (01/13/2013) [-]
...Rwanda?
There's a country named Rwanda?
User avatar #143 to #131 - dachief (01/13/2013) [-]
Off the top of my head, I believe it's a country in Africa. Off to google to see if I'm stupid or not.
#145 to #143 - dachief (01/13/2013) [-]
Nailed it!    
   
And now I share a celebratory gif.
Nailed it!

And now I share a celebratory gif.
User avatar #162 to #145 - MandiMarie (01/13/2013) [-]
Do you know what that gif is from? It looks really familiar to me...
#163 to #162 - dapton (01/13/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it's space balls. In the end he goes to some space coffee shop or something and the special soup makes this little ****** pop out
User avatar #164 to #163 - MandiMarie (01/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, that's it. I haven't seen it in ages lol
#127 to #123 - tehphire (01/13/2013) [-]
"Japan has the highest SAT scores.
Yeah? Well, Japan, you may be number one in SATs... but for STDs, we're number one!''

-Jay Leno
User avatar #185 to #127 - doyouevenupload (01/14/2013) [-]
i was expecting some Anon saying Asians can read minds.
#160 to #127 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
That would be due to the fact that Asian countries stress the importance of memorizing things while most developed nations put emphasis on being able to do **** later with what you learned
User avatar #125 to #123 - allamericandude (01/13/2013) [-]
To be fair, incarceration rates aren't just related to crime rates: they also have a lot to do with the prevalence and effectiveness of the police force, which is one of the things the US is good at.

I mean, the US is by no means the most crime-ridden country in the world. We're just really really good at catching criminals (sometimes too good).

Also, if pot were legalized, you'd probably see that number cut in half.
#181 to #125 - isititis (01/13/2013) [-]
also with prison systems being privatized and it being legal to have prisoners work for the profit of pretty big corporations with out regulation you could see why there are so many convictions. i hardly think it's because US cops are good at being cops considering they are sworn to protect and serve not imprison and enslave. did you know that in philadelphia the fine for skateboarding in places like love park is up to $2000 and 90 days in jail while the punishmenf for a first time dui is a maximum fine of $300 and 6 months probation. it's really not the major crimes because they aren't as common as say a guy going to jail for failure to pay child support or someone being arrested for drug possesion, getting no help with their addictions and being released to go through the system again. i'm not saying that all cops don't do there jobs or that they are all bad but more or less the problem is in the disproportion of the punishment to the crime and a lack of understanding or indifference.
User avatar #128 to #125 - KingRANDOM (01/13/2013) [-]
They way it works here is simpler. If a cop sees a black dude, he beats him up and arrests him.
User avatar #121 - notguitaraddict (01/13/2013) [-]
aand their asses are gettin' NUKED
#139 to #121 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
Considering New Zealand and U.S.A are allies. I don't think so.
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#119 - ishalltroll (01/13/2013) [-]
WHAT!?
#115 - aconfuseddonut (01/13/2013) [-]
At least we don't have an orc infestation.
At least we don't have an orc infestation.
#152 to #115 - nicholasmann (01/13/2013) [-]
Stealer of jokes, somehow I managed to delete my other comment.
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User avatar #151 to #150 - aconfuseddonut (01/13/2013) [-]
Interesting how that's also my comment...
#154 to #151 - nicholasmann (01/13/2013) [-]
Did you log in to a different account 60 comments later, just to post the same joke?
Did you log in to a different account 60 comments later, just to post the same joke?
User avatar #157 to #154 - aconfuseddonut (01/13/2013) [-]
No, it was relevant to the content, so I used the joke...
#126 to #115 - expert (01/13/2013) [-]
touche
User avatar #114 - TheFek (01/13/2013) [-]
Considering our leaders constantly take big dumps on our freedoms (Patriot Act, Indefinite detainment, detainment without probable cause, etc etc etc etc), it's surprising we're not lower
User avatar #122 to #114 - emazegenociide (01/13/2013) [-]
Dream Act anyone?
User avatar #111 - myuu (01/13/2013) [-]
Is there an old Zealand?
User avatar #112 to #111 - cowinspace (01/13/2013) [-]
It is a part of Denmark.
User avatar #113 to #112 - myuu (01/13/2013) [-]
Has it always been a part of Demark?
User avatar #116 to #113 - cowinspace (01/13/2013) [-]
I'd guess so, it is one of the large islands between continental Denmark and Sweden so it might have changed hands a few times given how much those two have fought.
User avatar #117 to #116 - myuu (01/13/2013) [-]
Ok. Thank you for your time.
User avatar #176 to #117 - hydraetis ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Random semi-related bit of knowledge: New York is Toronto v2. (Toronto used to be called York)
User avatar #177 to #176 - myuu (01/13/2013) [-]
And Michigan was a part of New France.
#110 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
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#109 - allamericandude (01/13/2013) [-]
Eh, seventh ain't that bad. It's not exactly North Korea.   
   
I love America, but our government needs to get its 						****					 together. We've got this constitution that's one of the most brilliant creations the Enlightenment period ever produced (minus the whole "slavery" thing, of course), but our government's like "Lol 						****					 that let's print more money so we can bomb more countries."
Eh, seventh ain't that bad. It's not exactly North Korea.

I love America, but our government needs to get its **** together. We've got this constitution that's one of the most brilliant creations the Enlightenment period ever produced (minus the whole "slavery" thing, of course), but our government's like "Lol **** that let's print more money so we can bomb more countries."
User avatar #134 to #109 - climatus (01/13/2013) [-]
that's probably the greatest explanation of America that i've ever heard
#108 - purpleacidboots (01/13/2013) [-]
Anyone else think the eagle is friggin' adorable?
Anyone else think the eagle is friggin' adorable?
User avatar #101 - isradam (01/13/2013) [-]
And now there is true peace and freedom in Middle Earth.
#94 - cmcghie (01/13/2013) [-]
Better watch who you talk **** to
#103 to #94 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
talked smack, you mean went to war with them over 70 years ago
(newsflash: people have been talking smack about you guys ever since)
#107 to #103 - cmcghie (01/13/2013) [-]
Yes, take a satirical and humorous tease literally, faggot
User avatar #92 - taintedangel (01/13/2013) [-]
Top 10 Countries:
1. New Zealand
2. Netherlands
3. Hong Kong
4. Australia
4. Canada
4. Ireland
7. United States of America
7. Denmark
9. Japan
9. Estonia

**** yeah! GO Canada!
#133 to #92 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
Hong kong is not technically a country, and new Zealand has laws about how you name your kids, so I think this list is just kind of **** anyway...
User avatar #118 to #92 - loszombis (01/13/2013) [-]
Australias above Canada :DD
User avatar #194 to #118 - TheBarneyStinson (01/14/2013) [-]
We're both tied for four.
User avatar #195 to #194 - loszombis (01/14/2013) [-]
you have bieber.
User avatar #197 to #195 - TheBarneyStinson (01/14/2013) [-]
You have Kasey Chambers. Besides, we had the common sense to pawn Bieber off to America.
User avatar #212 to #197 - loszombis (01/14/2013) [-]
touche..
User avatar #104 to #92 - alexhill (01/13/2013) [-]
That is economic freedom and freedom of the markets not overall freedom as a citizen
#102 to #92 - sergeantsilent (01/13/2013) [-]
did you accidentally your numbers
User avatar #106 to #102 - taintedangel (01/13/2013) [-]
I copied from the site.
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