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#236 - moustachefingers
Reply +21
(01/13/2013) [-]
She should quit while she's a head.
She should quit while she's a head.
#212 - mankey
Reply +21
(01/13/2013) [-]
But luckily there was enough fat in your head to make you a new body. They're working on it now.
#156 - demonbunny
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(01/13/2013) [-]
#170 - shinobidesu
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(01/13/2013) [-]
>softly cried noooooo
I don't know how to describe what I felt when I read that, but it was very pleasant.
#123 - robertolee ONLINE
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Brilliance. Like time my dad woke up from surgery.   
>My dad is quite old and he's a racist (stuck in his ways)    
>Had to get a blood transfusion after surgery    
>MFW I told him he was going to get ****** blood
Brilliance. Like time my dad woke up from surgery.
>My dad is quite old and he's a racist (stuck in his ways)
>Had to get a blood transfusion after surgery
>MFW I told him he was going to get ****** blood
#164 to #123 - ultrarobbie
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I have heard this before and it is still delicious
#136 to #123 - makethingsworse
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(01/13/2013) [-]
>hfw
#139 to #123 - cupcakedevourer
Reply +2
(01/13/2013) [-]
YOU TOLD THIS STORY BEFORE
#28 - motty
Reply +18
(01/13/2013) [-]
She should quit while she's ahead
#6 - buttholee
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(01/13/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random comment #20 posted by fourthusername at That'd hurt. ** :
Even a typical pencil (unused) is about 6-8 inches

What I would say after surgery
#11 to #6 - fourthusername
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(01/13/2013) [-]
lmao pencil penis
#134 - orangebudd
Reply +17
(01/13/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah :D
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah :D
#198 - ismellnewfag
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(01/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO NOT ******* REALLY!
#209 to #198 - darkvengence
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#205 to #198 - funkyrednipples
Reply +4
(01/13/2013) [-]
That's just encouraging them
#206 to #205 - ismellnewfag
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(01/13/2013) [-]
****.
#213 to #198 - newmanchamp
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(01/13/2013) [-]
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#36 - anon
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(01/13/2013) [-]
******* christ, Is everything on FJ stolen from imgur and reddit?...
#42 to #36 - neoexdeath
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Not everything. But the Internet is like a non-homogeneous mixture. The little clumps of funny float around, and eventually come into contact with other parts of the mixture (Funnyjunk, Reddit, etc). Sometimes they sink, only to float up later, and sometimes they dissolve, combining with other clumps to become something else (Like using an old meme in a new way)
#40 to #36 - freshbakedrolls
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(01/13/2013) [-]
i dont go to those websites so why should i give a ****?
i dont go to those websites so why should i give a ****?
#13 - stanleys
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(01/13/2013) [-]
#120 - junkiegirl
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(01/13/2013) [-]
HFW she wakes up
HFW she wakes up
#115 - bigairchicago **User deleted account**
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#114 - prodick
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(01/13/2013) [-]
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#121 to #114 - BadManTaliban
Reply 0
(01/13/2013) [-]
******* loved that episode.
#167 to #121 - machinimax
Reply 0
(01/13/2013) [-]
******* loved every episode
#47 - thehornedking
Reply +13
(01/13/2013) [-]
All I could hear was Kevin Hart in my head.
#105 - larsadmeulen
Reply +12
(01/13/2013) [-]
hfw
#95 - mcfeelston
Reply +11
(01/13/2013) [-]
her fw she wakes up
her fw she wakes up
#55 - deadmuerto
Reply +11
(01/13/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random comment #73 posted by defeats at Well, shit. ** :
I don't believe you.
#48 - zahnrad
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(01/13/2013) [-]
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Who wants to visit the 20th realm of hell?
#66 to #48 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I don't actually find those jokes funny. they just seem mean.
I don't actually find those jokes funny. they just seem mean.
#73 to #66 - slamweiss
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I find them hilarious.
#74 to #73 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
it's fine if you find it funny. I don't. what's the problem? are we both not allowed to have opinions on subjective things such as humor?
#79 to #74 - slamweiss
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Maybe this one?
#75 to #74 - slamweiss
Reply 0
(01/13/2013) [-]
I suppose you dont HAVE to like that joke. What about this one?
#76 to #75 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
it's not really clever, and it's pretty old.

what's with all the red thumbs going around?
#80 to #76 - slamweiss
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I only thumbed down your response t my initial response because the wavy arms offended me, the rest are anon's fury.
#85 to #80 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
for the record, I do find this funny (ignore the site logo at the bottom)
#81 to #80 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry my wavy arms offended you. I'll try to get you back to neutral
#77 to #74 - slamweiss
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(01/13/2013) [-]
This one?
#78 to #77 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
it was funnier the first time I saw it.
#70 to #66 - benighted
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(01/13/2013) [-]
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#71 to #70 - coolcalx
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(01/13/2013) [-]
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#192 - therianek
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(01/13/2013) [-]
**therianek rolled a random image posted in comment #2581 at Friendly ** MFW i wake up without head