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#68 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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User avatar #63 - rel
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Tags...actually used RIGHT?
User avatar #57 - bighairyfart
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ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going
#78 to #57 - jimmytwoshoes
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spider-man version
User avatar #80 to #78 - bighairyfart
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thats the EXACT pic i had in mind, but i didnt have it, so, thank you
User avatar #81 to #80 - jimmytwoshoes
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youre welcome fellow funnyjunker
User avatar #56 - hentaisweetie
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Looks like a cactus mixed with an octopus.
#50 - blutzcrunk
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**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2906604 at MLP Friendly Board **
<And that totally happened
#46 - douchebuttt
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#39 - anon id: 409fe334
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Story time

This reminds me of when my 5 week old puppy ate a rock and the vet said she could not see his intestines where they should be in the X-ray and that the rock was not actually "in" his intestine, and there were too many " foreign speckles" in his body; In conclusion, the rock had ruptured open his intestines and all his bodily fluids were excreting into every open cavity in his body. He was essentially a walking dead puppy, even though he was up and about and very vibrant with life, and had no temperature (his body must've been in shock and due to his age- his immune system didn't react to any of this- therefore no fever, obviously, right?) a walking miracle, no doubt. Because he was such a conundrum she insisted an overnight stay on fluids to see if she could get a better X-ray picture (which i had to pay for), OR we put him down on the spot right there. AND if the overnight stay with fluids proved her right, he would be put down anyways, on top of the charges for the stay. I took the gamble, I wasn't ready to put him down on a whim, essentially taking the gamble on a thousand dollar bill in the end. Turns out he was absolutely fine. the fluids pushed the rock out, and the foreign speckles were just common puppy-fatty fluids in his muscles, and the intestines weren't visible in the X-ray because they were so small (before being pumped full of liquid), apparently she never X-ray'd a puppy before.

TLDR it was lupus and vets are hellbent on sentencing your loving companions to death
#33 - godqueso
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I had to put down my dog today, so this post has really bad timing
I had to put down my dog today, so this post has really bad timing
#84 to #33 - fartextractor
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i know that feeling man....i hope you get well soon
User avatar #55 to #33 - arachnospresso [OP]
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I'm sorry bro. It's a hard loss to go through, and I apologize for the bad timing of this post. Keep your chin up dude. :)
#54 to #33 - checkyesjuliet
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its ok bro... i never had a dog but i am a dog walker. 1 dog Bella i have gotten very attached to. she was older then me. 16 years old... they had to put her down. i knew this. the last time i walked her i couldn't stop crying. i miss her everyday. i know that feel... its not a good one.
its ok bro... i never had a dog but i am a dog walker. 1 dog Bella i have gotten very attached to. she was older then me. 16 years old... they had to put her down. i knew this. the last time i walked her i couldn't stop crying. i miss her everyday. i know that feel... its not a good one.
User avatar #31 - trollwaffle
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god damn dofs are my soft spot. i hope this furry little ****** has many more years in him
#34 to #31 - grumpythefirst
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Dofs are my softspot too man..
User avatar #35 to #34 - trollwaffle
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to be fair i cant be too single minded, i also lie cafs
User avatar #36 to #35 - trollwaffle
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like*
User avatar #37 to #36 - grumpythefirst
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Cafs are definitely up there. Not as good as dofs, but yeah.
#38 to #37 - trollwaffle
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indeed i also once had a pet moufe
#40 to #38 - grumpythefirst
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moufe. I had a rabbif once.
User avatar #41 to #40 - trollwaffle
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sounds good i have a few tortoifes, but they are pretty boring as far as pets go
User avatar #42 to #41 - grumpythefirst
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Yeah, they don't move much. The best pet I ever had though was a crocodifle.
User avatar #43 to #42 - trollwaffle
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or a tifer
User avatar #44 to #43 - grumpythefirst
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Yeah, they are.. all right, I guess. Also, have you ever seen a beaf?
User avatar #45 to #44 - trollwaffle
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indeed, also the elusive polar beaf
User avatar #47 to #45 - grumpythefirst
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Yeah, I heard there isn't many of them left though. What about panfa beafs?
User avatar #51 to #47 - trollwaffle
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apparently not :( well this has been a good use of my lazy typing, and other than a good laugh all it has made me is hungry. must be the beaf referencing. anyway i bid you farewell i must depart now for i have been drinking and i must sleep. p.s. buy yourself a koafa beaf
User avatar #52 to #51 - grumpythefirst
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I enjoyed our chat.
User avatar #53 to #52 - trollwaffle
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as did i. take care
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#28 - breakfastlunch
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Doctors these days... they don't know what they're talking about, right, Jesse?
Doctors these days... they don't know what they're talking about, right, Jesse?
User avatar #59 to #28 - blutzcrunk
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^That's not Jesse.
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#26 - MakeMehASammich
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My Labrador is 16 years old. I'm glad she's lived so long, but she's gotten so old and frail.
#16 - organicglory
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the vet
#30 to #16 - stealthpsybeast
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#25 to #16 - divinedpk
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#15 - fallnsoul
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**fallnsoul rolled a random image posted in comment #2530609 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#14 - robertolee
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The sign is ******* taped to the dog!
User avatar #19 to #14 - kanatana
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I've seen dogs roll around in their own poop. There is nothing that tape can do to their fur that poo can't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - robertolee
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I can imagine that **** would be pretty painful for the dog though. Unless my dogs just a super sensitive pussy.
User avatar #24 to #20 - thelastamerican
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You seem to be under the impression that office tape is strong enough to actually pull hair out.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kanatana
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Not really. Grab the tuft of fur (if it's over a half inch or so) and hold it gently but firmly. Make sure there's no tension on the skin itself. Gently pull the tape off of the fur, without pulling on the dog's skin. Problem solved.
User avatar #22 to #21 - robertolee
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Ah right, fair enough. I still wouldn't be taping **** to my dog though.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kanatana
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Fair enough. Though scotch tape has very little sticking power to human or animal hair. It likely wouldn't hurt at all.
#61 to #23 - blutzcrunk
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Humans are animals
User avatar #62 to #61 - kanatana
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Technically, yeah.
#64 to #62 - blutzcrunk
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#13 - mycathascancer
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#60 to #13 - jurto
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#12 - atma
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happy birthday dog
#8 - guavaaddict
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I thought of this
#7 - spangle
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