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#1008 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Clip this and make sure Limbaugh or Hannity see it. Actually just circulate it at Fox News, someone might hopefully have a stroke.
#1006 - lockstin
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(01/11/2013) [-]
New Zealand is also the least corrupt. Canada is the least corrupt in the americas. north korea and afganistan are tied for first in most corrupt.
#1005 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#1002 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 042,354,543**
#991 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9999999999999**
#987 - pandataco
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(01/11/2013) [-]
i doubt you can marry your cousin in new zealand though....
#994 to #987 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
but can you marry sheep in America?
#996 to #994 - pandataco
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(01/11/2013) [-]
no but in washington, men can have sex with any animal under 40 pounds.
#1063 to #996 - jjmr
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Congratulations, America. You've really outdone yourself on that one.   
-New Zealand
Congratulations, America. You've really outdone yourself on that one.
-New Zealand
#984 - toddoll
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#1025 to #984 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I see what you did there...
#998 to #984 - hydraetis
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(01/11/2013) [-]
....that's a ******* kiwi *******
#982 - anon
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But, much like Scandinavian countries, the tax rates are considerably higher than that of America. As for what having the highest degree of freedom means, I'm not sure that's a measurable quantity. It just really comes down to what you value. Personally I like American economic freedom, but if I'd like to live a comfortable but possibly less exuberant lifestyle- then New Zealand would be a great place to live. That's why I think it unwise to base national policy on that of radically different nations, there are many ways to make a country work in different ways. While some are undeniably bad, others live in a (rather pristine) gray area where certain things become interchangeable without reducing quality of living.
#981 - crazyglove
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#980 - hemannatee
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Just because you can **** sheep, doesn't mean you're free. Step up *****
#974 - supagreen
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#1047 to #974 - Noon
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#992 to #974 - supermandan
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#1014 to #992 - elitelizard
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#1023 to #1014 - slickwilly
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I have so many of these.
#999 to #992 - herpaderpasaur
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(01/11/2013) [-]
this one is probably a photo
#973 - paulxdragon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say, I live in New Zealand and I approve of this content.
#971 - bahh
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#964 - breakfastlunch
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, since you guys took care of Sauron, you haven't had too many problems.
Yeah, since you guys took care of Sauron, you haven't had too many problems.
#990 to #964 - illutvar
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(01/11/2013) [-]
very good jokes it is, precious.
#963 - drunkasaurus
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(01/11/2013) [-]
New Zealand has a booming economy as well. And beautiful scenery, It's where the hobbit/lotr where filmed. If I had the money I'd move there.
#1016 to #963 - ponyfcker
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well, no problems since you killed Sauron that is
#1000 to #963 - hydraetis
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Booming economy? lolwut our economy is ****
#986 to #963 - anon
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New Zealand does not have a booming economy where in Sam's hell did you hear that? There are no jobs here which is why all our graduates are moving to Australia along with plane loads of other New Zealanders for a better life over the ditch, freedom lol there's so much racial tension here it's unbelievable, yes we have beautiful scenery but our roads are the worst out of any developed country, the majority of housing is below world standards, utilities/food/accomadation are ridiculously expensive which goes well with the poor pay across the board for all jobs, the 100% green image is a farce and our fishing is very overrated.
#1036 to #986 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You've been listinging to too much depression radio (talk back). Yes things arn't perfect here but have you tried living in Aus or the UK? Suddenly NZ seems pretty good. I (like so many) came back to live. Grass is always greener
#1004 to #986 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**** you're retarded.. you really have NOTHING to compare NZs roads to do you
#960 - SgtObvious
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(01/11/2013) [-]
i seriously hate to spam and im doing this on my real account to be honest, but my teacher's a bitch and made me make a 2 question survey for a project and i need 100 people to take it, but i only have like 60 and its due tomorrow. can the kind people of fj please help me out and take it

https://www.esurveycreator.com/survey/survey.php?code=42ff60b

(only posting this on the top 3 content)
#976 to #960 - biskit
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(01/11/2013) [-]
took it :]
#975 to #960 - SgtObvious
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(01/11/2013) [-]
thanks to everyone that took it, i have enough now, thanks!
#970 to #960 - creosote
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well that sure wasn't anticlimactic at all.
Well that sure wasn't anticlimactic at all.
#959 - bbppff
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Fair enough, but you will never amount to our liberty
#954 - epowers
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#958 to #954 - ElBandito
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#988 to #958 - lionti
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Epic Rap Battles of History ******* awesome
#965 to #958 - suddenlypotatoes
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(01/11/2013) [-]
what is that from that is hilarious
#969 to #965 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.
#1208 to #967 - suddenlypotatoes
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(01/11/2013) [-]
hahahahah that was awesome thank you
#941 - MrMeatStick
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Upper section about human freedom   
Bottom section shows animal talking about his freedom   
Is it supposed to be like how people call New Zoolanders kiwis?   
Somebody better back me up on this..
Upper section about human freedom
Bottom section shows animal talking about his freedom
Is it supposed to be like how people call New Zoolanders kiwis?
Somebody better back me up on this..
#1001 to #941 - hydraetis
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(01/11/2013) [-]
uhhh what exactly areyou trying to say?? I'm confused
#939 - cmcghie
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Hey New Zealand, better read up on your history.