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#25 - nadastress
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Two countries I would move to ; Iceland and New Zealand
#23 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
it just says human freedom, not kiwi. The kiwi race is enslaved and used as a workhorse for the population, cruelly beaten at the hands of their master with nobody to defend them
#35 to #23 - spamalope
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I must move to New Zealand and save those cute *************
#599 to #35 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Theres a Kiwi center near where I live(In New Zealand) where they are practically worshiped like gods, you can go to a dark enclosure where you see them walking around its awesome.
#633 to #599 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Is New Zealand cool? I've thought of moving there before, it always sounded cool.
#636 to #633 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I love where I live but ive only just turned 18 and havnt done much traveling to other countries, Ive only been to Aussie, Fiji and New Caledonia. But during the summer at the beach its so amazing.

Last year I went on a trip through the south Island in a helicopter and went skiing, it was breath taking
#638 to #636 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm....so I've been looking at some pictures of nature there and t looks ******* awesome. What would you consider the average temperatures to be?
#642 to #638 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Depends on where you live, theres two main islands the north one is a lot warmer and I live there
#643 to #642 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I take it you live on the Northern, seeing as you went skiing on the southern
#646 to #643 - BroadSword
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I said I did haha, but you can go skiing in the north but its not as good
#648 to #646 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... New Zealand has zorbing right?
#652 to #648 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yea Ive done it, its awesome. Luckily I didnt go off the side of the mountain like those russian guys
#655 to #652 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Just read up on that. Besides that it's pretty safe, right? Because it looks awesome.
#661 to #655 - BroadSword
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Ohh you mean zorbing? haha sorry, yea where I did it you just go down a hill not up on a precarious mountain
#703 to #661 - spamalope
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Huh
#658 to #655 - BroadSword
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean by safe? Like crime or animals or what? Its safe in both
#37 to #35 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Not even Slenderman knows suck evil.
#40 to #37 - spamalope
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I love you kiwis
#38 to #37 - smallestmouth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
such*
#16 - Loppytaffy
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#70 to #16 - spacedunk
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(01/10/2013) [-]
And now America has Free Speech zones. What progress they've made.
#11 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
wasnt Australia a prison?
#12 to #11 - bravojim
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(01/10/2013) [-]
a penal colony but before independance so was the US
#21 to #12 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Wrong. America was never a penal colony you ******* retard.
#48 to #21 - bravojim
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(01/10/2013) [-]
The british used to send convicts over their so it kind of was. The reason they started sending them to australia was because they lost the 13 colonies
#57 to #48 - chiefboss
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i thought it was just Georgia.
#201 to #57 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
it was more then that a larger population was settlers seeking religious freedoms more then prisoners
#13 to #12 - bravojim
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(01/10/2013) [-]
also that says new zealand
#9 - dafogman
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#18 to #9 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Congratulations on taking German scientists and work on rocketry to get there. Your people are something to be proud off. (being a smug cunt swings both ways mate)
#212 to #18 - highjayster
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(01/10/2013) [-]
And yet were the only people to put a person on the moon
#26 to #18 - dafogman
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Congratulations on taking things too ******* seriously!

I thought this place was called FUNNYjunk.

Relax, take a breath, and find something to fap to. You'll thank me later.

Here is a pic to help smooth over the American/German relationship.
#108 to #26 - grosstactics
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Family Guy is an American T.V. show...
#112 to #108 - dafogman
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #9 - riotshieldman
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(01/10/2013) [-]
and to do with the fact that the whole moon landing was hoax in the first place...
#29 to #15 - ronyx
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(01/10/2013) [-]
The earth flat too *****? because there are some ****** out there who truly believe it's flat.
#14 to #9 - ponkodonko
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(01/10/2013) [-]
planted there via the help of german minds
#186 to #14 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Would you mind telling my why said German minds weren't in Germany?
#8 - boonfg **User deleted account**
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#574 to #8 - spartusee
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Stupid other country person. Generalizing entire populations.
#433 to #8 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, each and every one of us believe that we are the only nation with freedom on the planet


hurrr
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#222 to #8 - defender
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Stupid human generalizing about an entire nation based on what a few people say
#178 to #8 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Country was founded with freedom as a very prominent idea in mind. Which is why those themes are present in things like our national anthem.

Nobody actually said we're the only free country.
#60 to #8 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Who ever said that?
#47 to #8 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I find it quite offensive, They clearly stole the whole Freedom Idea for themselves from the Scottish settlers, and now Ironically, Scotland's got absolutely none.
#43 to #8 - CRosBY
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Whats up with the anti American sentiment, run out of **** to hate in your own countries?
#33 to #8 - sammyjankiis
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Well that is an ignorant comment. At no point in this post did it say Americans think they are the only ones with freedom.
#10 to #8 - thalfak
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Countries in Europa like Denmark even got rid of slavery as the first, which would mean freedome way longer before America :P
#457 to #10 - screwinz
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(01/10/2013) [-]
europa is one of jupiters moons.... didnt know they had slavery
#1046 to #457 - thalfak
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I spelled it wrong, I must be the first to ever spell something wrong on the Internet, I know it's called Europe, I must've exchanged it with "Europa" which is how you spell it on my main language
#435 to #10 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Whereas countries like Spain and Portugal built their economy upon it
#215 to #10 - highjayster
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(01/10/2013) [-]
America was founded on RELIGIOUS freedom, why does nobody understand that, jesus
#334 to #215 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Oh yeah because the colonists during the revolution were all shouting "WHY WONT YOU LET ME WORSHIP JESSSSUUUUUUUS!!!"

No, the point of the revolution was Britain was doing whatever they wanted with the colonies and the colonists didn't have a say or anybody to represent them. They were ignored so they called for a new government.
#253 to #215 - hardtuner
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(01/10/2013) [-]
religious freedom?
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#119 to #10 - ailer
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I assume English is not your first language and I just wanted to correct you in one little detail: "Europe" is the continent and "Europa" is Jupiter's moon. Sorry for any inconvenience, I'm trying not to sound like a smartass, just wanted to let you know.
#1213 to #119 - thalfak
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(01/12/2013) [-]
<mfw I get tons of replys on one or two mistakes
#244 to #119 - TheAmericanCheese
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(01/10/2013) [-]
In German, Europa is how you say Europe.
#1049 to #244 - thalfak
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(01/11/2013) [-]
And Denmark, I made a silly mistake..
#121 to #119 - thalfak
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Misspell would be the excuse, dunno why I even doubted if it was Europe or not, I've been using that for ages. But all things aside, I see no problem in you correcting me :p
But I maybe have made one or two mistakes while writing this, I don't see the problem as long as people understands it all.
#128 to #121 - ailer
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, I don't know why it bothered me a bit so I just wanted to let you know, have a nice day.
#1054 to #128 - thalfak
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(01/11/2013) [-]
And a nice day to you too
#115 to #10 - sammyjankiis
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(01/10/2013) [-]
**** off american hating cunt cunt
#514 to #115 - tbombrtwo
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(01/10/2013) [-]
you're really not giving america a good name with comments lke that
you're really not giving america a good name with comments lke that
#567 to #514 - sammyjankiis
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**** off
#598 to #567 - tbombrtwo
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(01/11/2013) [-]
This is why i hate being american. Just calm done dude. Why do you care what people on the internet say about something that does not harm you in anyway?
#123 to #115 - thalfak
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If you're from America, then that's a reason to I'd dislike them, but to be honest I have nothing aginst them, just putting the truth out there. Beside's I have family over there so no point of me hating the country. I may dislike the way they decides to handle things, healthcare for example.
#19 to #10 - elchimpanc
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(01/10/2013) [-]
'freedome'....
#20 to #19 - thalfak
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Are you talking about spelling or something else? Because it is typed correctly.
#30 to #20 - BerryLicious
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Dude... It's not...
#111 to #30 - thalfak
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Are you following me? O_o
#166 to #111 - BerryLicious
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Not intentionally I assure you.
And it really is spelled "freedom" bro. Have a duck.
#1052 to #166 - thalfak
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Probably went for the high voted comment? ;) Anyway I don't need a duck but thank you
#7 - fishford
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#147 to #7 - kievbutcher
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#686 to #147 - fishford
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#6 - chromefile
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I declare war on new zealand
#31 to #6 - BerryLicious
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Let me welcome you bro
#1188 to #31 - chromefile
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(01/11/2013) [-]
After hours of research i have concluded that i can defeat that by *wait for it* stepping upon it.
#822 to #31 - CannonFodder
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(01/11/2013) [-]
We don't have those in NZ...
#5 - drakthaal
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(01/10/2013) [-]
danm it new zealand why you gotta bump norway down to second place that ain't cool freedom was kind our thing man.
#572 to #5 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
The dutch were second followed by hong kong...
#1027 to #572 - drakthaal
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(01/11/2013) [-]
then we got kicked long down the list we were ranked 1st last year if i'm not terribly mistaken.
#3 - tacomanofthenorth
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah... freedom.
#2 - alkonius
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Well looks like we need to drop some freedom bombs on our on soil as well. Take out the corrupt government and get back on New Zealand's level
#647 to #2 - saladtongsofdeath
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(01/11/2013) [-]
wut? i think you just accidentally the sentence
#270 to #2 - wiredguy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, the original reasoning behind American citizens having such lax weapons laws is so that, should the government ever become corrupt, the people can be amply prepared to launch a rebellion an restore proper democracy.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
#284 to #270 - giblets
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(01/10/2013) [-]
That's true! (But doesn't really matter in the context of his joke)
#640 to #284 - wiredguy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
"drop freedom bombs on our own soil"
"take out the corrupt government"

I don't see how it could honestly be more relevant...
#1187 to #640 - giblets
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(01/11/2013) [-]
It's relevant, doesn't mean that it matters
#1189 to #1187 - wiredguy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What exactly do you mean by "matters".
Of course it doesn't matter, it was just an interesting point.
The joke doesn't "matter", nor does the content, nor does the site.
I'm very confused as to exactly what you're getting at.
#221 to #2 - highjayster
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Look like we need to drop some spelling bombs too
#76 to #2 - dalgaard
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#34 to #2 - oosskkyy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i got you bro
#882 to #34 - boydaranga
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Nice watermark....

Bah ****, it's still funny isn't it?!
#1082 to #882 - oosskkyy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry haha
#78 to #34 - dalgaard
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#1 - yoloswaggins
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I bleed hobbits and **** sheep, I am.. KIWI MAN!
<3 NZ chur.

pic semi-related.