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#26 - xashun
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(01/10/2013) [-]
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#40 to #26 - laspussy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
and then it goes down his ass
#63 to #40 - madeyoulooknana
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(01/10/2013) [-]
and then it goes up his ass
#67 to #63 - laspussy
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(01/10/2013) [-]
down came the excretion and wiped the spider out
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the crack again
#29 to #26 - wolfdogone
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Oh gods that gave me the heebie jeebies
#23 - klay
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
i think i need to take my spider to rehab
#22 - stainiztaman
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Delicious...
#21 - robotrino
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(01/10/2013) [-]
**robotrino rolls 50**
#19 - ieatbengay
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#24 to #19 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Then thumb it down and move on.
#18 - lucozadeaholic
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(01/10/2013) [-]
This is also Fluffy
#16 - blackandwhitegod
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Someone explain to me how the **** this **** is funny.
#45 to #16 - blutzcrunk
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Well, I find it more fun than most #cutforbieber posts that end up ont he frontpage. Can't hate on spiderbro.
#15 - basstard
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#10 - matannn **User deleted account**
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#4 - nedmisthabaws
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Can someone tell me what a tarantula is? All i know is there's a turret in Dawn of War named tarantula. Pic related, it's it.
#49 to #4 - psykobear
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(01/10/2013) [-]
1. Go to Google or Bing or whatever
2. Click Images
3. Type "Tarantula" into the search box
4. Press "Enter"
5. Look and learn
#25 to #4 - angelisk
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Alright, this obviously means you have been on your computer for waaaaaaaay too long.
Not to be negative, but try to get outside, read a book, it saves you the time needed to ask what certain machines are names after.

here are a few to get you started:
Mustangs are Horses before a car was named after them.
Telephone literally means Far away Sound.
And trolls were mythical creatures before being internet idiots.

it really worries me that the word tarantula was first introduced to you as a turret in a game, it REALLY does

#6 to #5 - nedmisthabaws
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I can't acces google from my area in China, sorry.
#14 to #6 - loganmadder ONLINE
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(01/10/2013) [-]
Alright, imagine a spider, now imagine it with fur. Tarantula.
#105 to #14 - realduck [OP]
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(01/12/2013) [-]
it actually turned out to be a trapdoor spider, friendly little bugger. There is a quarter next to him or her for scale.
#12 to #6 - weirdoo
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It's called proxy, also here: www.torproject.org/ it's gonna be slower but atleast you have more access
#7 to #6 - anon
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(01/10/2013) [-]
it's a big spider with a hairy body and ****
#3 - cmurphyjrjrjr
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(01/10/2013) [-]
how'd you manage to get it already?
#2 - tonydalion
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I love how the iPhone's say "Delivered" at the bottom, like they're letting you know that your badassery made it through.
#17 to #2 - blackandwhitegod
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You know nothing of phones.

That is a very old feature, most phones after 2008 had a function to let you know when it arrived and when it was read.

PS. There was nothing badass about this post, I have no clue how these get so many likes or why people insist on sharing their conversations, very mundane and uncreative conversations, for attention.
#1 - circuit ONLINE
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what do you mean "apparently" that makes it sound like it snuck in and you decided to keep it. if that's true i suggest moving.
#104 to #1 - realduck [OP]
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Actually it did just wander in, but just into the garage. I'm in Texas by the by, apparently it was a trapdoor spider. His name is now Fluffy.
#106 to #104 - circuit ONLINE
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(01/13/2013) [-]
a taranchula...snuck in...to your place of residence, aaaand you're cool with this.
#107 to #106 - realduck [OP]
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Well... "cool" is a very strong word. But if by "cool with it" you mean I didn't burn down the house and move to another state, then Yea I was cool with it. But this was a unique situation, it was freezing cold and raining outside and he just came in to get warm. He freaked out my friend so I walked him about 30 feet away and let him go and he came back. So the way I see it is I could either give him a home and know where he is all the time or suspect that he was always hiding near by in wait for the rest of my life. I stand by my decision.
#28 to #1 - stevenfrench **User deleted account**
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#68 to #28 - turboderp
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This might come in handy then.