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#46 - realfunnybro
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Is that a giant tongue
#79 to #46 - laxxy
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that my friend is called a fish fillet
#37 - casadue
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looks like i have to dump my "infomercials" folder...
looks like i have to dump my "infomercials" folder...
#139 to #37 - mupps
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Don't forget this one.
Don't forget this one.
#135 to #37 - hitlerlikeslemons
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Saw this in the comments a while back.
Saw this in the comments a while back.
#128 to #37 - creepyunclebob
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This whole thing is ******* incredible.
#103 to #37 - Ruspanic
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#69 to #37 - casadue
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#85 to #69 - cactuscheese
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#68 to #37 - casadue
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#67 to #37 - casadue
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#82 to #67 - Mebeshe
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**** you. This is a legitimate problem. Plastic wrap is made from Satan's spunk.
#66 to #37 - casadue
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#65 to #37 - casadue
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Is nothing easy?
Is nothing easy?
#64 to #37 - casadue
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#63 to #37 - casadue
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#132 to #63 - whosaidwut
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this commercial is on practically every commercial break for any station i watch regularly

it's frustrating

it legitimately makes me angry. who in the hell starts cleaning out their ears and tries to scrub the outer rim of their brain while they're at it?
GOTTA GET DAT SUMBITCH IN THERE DEEP!
Spin it near your ear drum. don't try to drill *into* your eardrum. it would seriously be tempting to slap this dudes ears while he's cleaning them with a q-tip.
#62 to #37 - casadue
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#61 to #37 - casadue
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#75 to #61 - mrblacksmoke
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Lost my **** to this.
Lost my **** to this.
#93 to #75 - inathecold
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#60 to #37 - casadue
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#59 to #37 - casadue
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#100 to #59 - Ruspanic
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#189 to #100 - atma
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#58 to #37 - casadue
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#195 to #58 - anon
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makes me wonder what this could possibly be for...

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING?! THEN I HAVE A NEW THING FOR YOU AND IT'S CALLED PATIENCE! WITH PATIENCE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS WAIT FOR ONE PLATE TO FINISH COOKING, THEN COOK THE OTHER PLATE WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A MORON!
#81 to #58 - cobaltlumi
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I laughed way too hard at this
#57 to #37 - casadue
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#56 to #37 - casadue
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#55 to #37 - casadue
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#126 to #55 - zaxzwim
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oh ghee that wouldn't happen if you weren't a ******* idiot
#54 to #37 - casadue
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#53 to #37 - casadue
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this is one of my favourites
this is one of my favourites
#52 to #37 - casadue
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#134 to #52 - cptdisneyland
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Gee why does this keep happening with my tupperware?
#50 to #37 - casadue
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#119 to #50 - pizzamenz
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Africans are rich and fat!   
   
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RUSSIANS NEVER DO ANYTHING  FUNNY!!   
   
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OMG!!! Americans are skinny

Africans are rich and fat!

CHINESE DRINK VODKA!!!

RUSSIANS NEVER DO ANYTHING FUNNY!!

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4CHAN IS LAME 9GAG IS VERY FUNNY

#CUT FOR BIEGER!!!






COME ON I NEED RED THUMBS!!!

P.S. I don't actually believe pathetic trash above this formal sentence.
#118 to #50 - pizzamenz
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#113 to #97 - pizzamenz
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I could do this all day
I could do this all day
#206 to #113 - stripey
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please don't.
#130 to #113 - delicaking
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#49 to #37 - casadue
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#48 to #37 - casadue
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#47 to #37 - casadue
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#45 to #37 - casadue
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#151 to #45 - cardanbar
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alright, you have to be pretty ******* stupid to do this
#44 to #37 - casadue
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#154 to #44 - theugandanhero
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Put this **** on morbid, asshole.
(Joking around but still, who the **** does that to a keyboard)
#157 to #154 - dzeusas
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the informercial kinda people
#43 to #37 - casadue
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#42 to #37 - casadue
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#41 to #37 - casadue
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#129 to #41 - anon
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NZ ad, "Without our knife, you might as well be doing this! Introducing the Bread cutter thing!"
#84 to #41 - lovetolmao
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It's not like knives exist or anything.
It's not like knives exist or anything.
#77 to #41 - kyomaru ONLINE
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I still wanna know what this one is about. Why would you be cutting a loaf of bread with a door stop?
#161 to #77 - YoDawgIHeardU
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it's for a knife sharpener. "are you tired of dull knives? it's like cutting bread with a door stop"
#110 to #77 - hemming
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I think it's just a spoof of how retarded infomercials can be...
#90 to #77 - Snookbone
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#40 to #37 - casadue
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#133 to #40 - zzforrest
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I do that all the ****** time. Don't trust me with a milk jug.
#39 to #37 - casadue
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#38 to #37 - casadue
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#160 to #38 - theangryrussian
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entire thread= saved
#91 to #38 - rhinno
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I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you.
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thank you.
#83 to #38 - cobaltlumi
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I need more!
#78 to #38 - mrblacksmoke
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Take this.
Take this.
#159 to #78 - theangryrussian
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I remember posting this on my old account, captainwut... some jackass reposted it and made front page. I got 63 thumbs.
#203 to #159 - mrblacksmoke
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And... you're surprised? Welcome to FJ.
#76 to #38 - captainkrobin
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This is not good for my ocd...
#73 to #38 - lovetolmao
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I didn't think I would laugh as hard as I did at this thread. You win, sir.
#72 to #38 - anon
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Oh god this entire thread had me in tears.
#71 to #38 - frolacosta
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Oh god, this is the best GIF thread I've ever seen!
#142 to #71 - tehphire
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I think I just quadrupled the size of my favorites section
#229 to #142 - frolacosta
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I just favorited the first so I could come back and see them all
#124 to #71 - thesocalledcats
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mfw
#36 - illegalartist
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#136 to #36 - wyrddarcnyzz
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He then died, as the razor sharp edge of the out-of-control measuring tape had literally cut him to pieces.
#32 - theqsk ONLINE
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#30 - jdferret
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#23 - krizz
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I LOVE YOU TOO
#22 - ofc
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As seen in the comment section.
#20 - mango
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#17 - matuemco
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#15 - kyuux
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Lost it at the guy with the tray.
#13 - walkingdisaster
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#95 to #13 - inathecold
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You only do this because milk is white.
#12 - maddboiy
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just if anyone wants it   
   
don't ask me why i have it
just if anyone wants it

don't ask me why i have it
#182 to #12 - stoffanator
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has science gone too far
#87 to #12 - sidedoor
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WHAT IS THAT? JESUS
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#16 to #12 - winsauceiswin
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i wanted. thank you
#18 to #16 - maddboiy
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you're welcome
you're welcome
#27 to #18 - robbiemcbiscuit
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i was scrooling back up from the comments when that gif loaded, i **** myself.
#31 to #27 - maddboiy
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el problemo?
el problemo?
#10 - kinglobster
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gtfo my frying pan!
gtfo my frying pan!
#74 to #10 - maffi
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How do I frying?
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#26 to #3 - krizz
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that's not the only thing you did wrong
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