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#1 - hipsophobadon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Anal.
#71 to #1 - slashendrix
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(01/09/2013) [-]
The Anatomy's condom.
#85 to #1 - EdwardNigma
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(01/09/2013) [-]
No I read that it's possible to get pregnant even, anal or not.

Something about seepage.
#88 to #1 - errdayimfjing
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Aids
#3 to #1 - karvarausku
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There once was a case where woman who had no vagina got pregnant in fight where in the results she got stabbed to her stomach... just to let you know.
#6 to #3 - autoxx
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(01/08/2013) [-]
wat?
#7 to #6 - karvarausku
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I would try to search it for you, but it's was finnish + I saw it last year on different finnish website "riemurasia" that lead to newswebsite...

It was described that when the woman got hit by the knife semen somehow got in at the same time...

I have no idea how something like that is even possible.
#8 to #7 - autoxx
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Someone must have a knife fetish...
#9 to #8 - karvarausku
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(01/08/2013) [-]
it was a bar fight...

I'm gonna check out if I can find it... it's pretty hopeless task.
#10 to #9 - autoxx
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You're better off going to the **** section and forgetting the whole thing.
#18 to #3 - lasmamoe
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I dont even
#27 to #3 - thegrimreaver
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm gonna call ******** on this one. It sounds an awful lot like the American Civil War story of the soldier who got shot through the testicles, the bullet carried on and hit a woman in the uterus, and impregnated her. The story there, and most likely in your story, was just a ******** claim to deny that they had sex.
#45 to #1 - jinjo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
cum can drip out of her asshole and to the vagine.
#11 to #1 - sheepyhead
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#55 - fuckedbyapony
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Crocs + Socks = 140%.
#62 to #55 - shinobidesu
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I was going to try to cleverly conjugate it into some new product.
All I can come up with is Crocks and Socs and cocks
#66 to #62 - fuckedbyapony
+3
(01/09/2013) [-]
Genius, it shall be a best seller.
#65 to #62 - smokekusheveryday
+1
(01/09/2013) [-]
crsocks!
#12 - royrogersmcfreely ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Awwwww yeahhh ** mfw people wear crocs
#14 to #12 - waragainst
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**waragainst rolled a random image posted in comment #2750246 at MLP Friendly Board **

nah man, this face is a better reaction
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#79 - spoonsnatcher
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(01/09/2013) [-]
#80 to #79 - paperclipsrule
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#64 - sissywoo
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#69 to #64 - malacyman
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(01/09/2013) [-]
my first thought when i saw this post
#46 - poophaspooped
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I had sex while wearing crocs once. She still got pregnant. WTF?!?
#98 to #46 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Didn't you see the warning label? It says, "effectiveness decreases on females with low standards".
#48 to #46 - fuckedbyapony
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(01/08/2013) [-]
How were the crocs being worn?
#51 to #48 - poophaspooped
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I wore them on my feet. Was I doing it wrong?
#52 to #51 - fuckedbyapony
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(01/09/2013) [-]
You mean you didn't even read the instructions!?
You mean you didn't even read the instructions!?
#58 to #52 - poophaspooped
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(01/09/2013) [-]
#101 to #58 - arsenalthegunners
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(01/09/2013) [-]
^THESE COMMENTS, HAHAHA
^THESE COMMENTS, HAHAHA
#21 - alibabahassan
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(01/08/2013) [-]
playing for the columbus blue jackets = fool proof
#41 to #21 - xigrimxreaperix
+4
(01/08/2013) [-]
Someone Mention Hockey?
#42 to #41 - alibabahassan
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(01/08/2013) [-]
lidstrom is a god... A GOD
#70 - zynthor
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(01/09/2013) [-]
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#35 - assassinskater
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#47 - bluelightbebop
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(01/08/2013) [-]
"Should of"?   
   
   
   
What the **** is that?   
Is that the retarded version of SHOULD HAVE ?   
   
God dammit, i'm not a Grammar Nazi, but every time i see someone writes that, i can't help but think that they might have an extra chromosome in their cell configuration.
"Should of"?



What the **** is that?
Is that the retarded version of SHOULD HAVE ?

God dammit, i'm not a Grammar Nazi, but every time i see someone writes that, i can't help but think that they might have an extra chromosome in their cell configuration.
#53 to #47 - misticalz
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you sure are butthurt over a general mistake.
#57 to #53 - bluelightbebop
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I can accept the fact that people can sometimes as well as don't just bu don't write well.

Yeah, i can accept that.

Lame joke aside, i can actually rationalize typos, the lack of punctuation marks, even some poorly redacted sentences... Yeah, that's fine, i mean, even i **** things up every now and then and say "I didn't saw" and stuff.

But hell, writing stuff phonetically?
Not only that.
When you repeat the sentence out loud (Should of) it simply doesn't make any sense.

So, it's not a general mistake, it's a grammar, logic and rhetoric mistake.


It's not butthurt man, i'ts just that sometimes, it appears people are getting more retarded.
#63 to #47 - mrwayne
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(01/09/2013) [-]
You should of just ignored it.
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#102 to #47 - kingcubjr
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#103 to #102 - bluelightbebop
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#68 to #47 - shazmothree
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(01/09/2013) [-]
A lot of people get used to writing it that way because they say it that way
#74 - bkrazy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I wish its dad wore crocs that night
#75 to #74 - drunkasaurus
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I watched an episode of Jersey Shore and she seemed like most stupid party girls I've met, she didn't piss me off in the least, she just isn't someone I would hang out with by choice. Why people care about her I don't know.
#76 to #74 - zakisking
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#33 - haxorman
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#73 - shithapenns
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I got the joke without even having to look at the whole picture
I got the joke without even having to look at the whole picture
#54 - tie
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(01/09/2013) [-]
#36 - moxmortuus
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Have I been on Funnyjunk for so long that I see at the least 20 reposts a week. Kind of depressing.
#49 to #36 - fuckedbyapony
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Only 20?
#25 - thegrimreaver
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Actually, typical effectiveness of the condom is 85%, and the ring, 92%.
#30 to #25 - zyketor
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#37 to #30 - thegrimreaver
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Unless the baby is Chuck Norris'. Then it'd just use the coat hanger to floss.
#50 to #25 - dustyshane
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(01/09/2013) [-]
85%? That's pretty bad.
#56 to #50 - thegrimreaver
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Mhmm. The most effective method of birth control is a sub-dermal implant called Implanon. It's actually more effective than either male or female sterilization.
#60 to #56 - dustyshane
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I just googled it, the thing they put in your arm?
#61 to #60 - thegrimreaver
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
So basically, they implant it, and that's it for three years. No worrying about rings, or patches, or pills, or forgetting all of that ****.
#4 - daimondemon
+4
(01/08/2013) [-]
. . . I have house shoe crocs. . . they're really warm
#22 to #4 - konradkurze
+1
(01/08/2013) [-]
croc shoes:

so nerdy you wont get laid thus there is 100% birth control
#23 to #22 - daimondemon
+2
(01/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha, it's almost funnier the second time around. . .wait, nope.

#15 to #4 - tulioandmiguel
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You disgust me.
#17 to #15 - daimondemon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm happy to because I love them anyways. Don't where em outside though, I used to though.
#26 to #17 - thegrimreaver
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(01/08/2013) [-]
So, you're ashamed to be seen with them outside.
Yeah, you really do love them.
#40 to #26 - daimondemon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Hmm, not quite. I just don't want my house slippers ruined. And they aren't really comfortable to where outside, in my opinion
#20 - thequickster
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I thought condoms were only 97% effective?
#38 to #20 - MrsMcDowell
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(01/08/2013) [-]
They are. They say that on the package. The pill is 99.9% effective. This information is very wrong...
#87 - makethingsworse
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Birth control is some good ****. Catholics are missing out. My girlfriend is on the pill. My job is essentially to remind her everyday to take her pill.
#95 to #87 - yutakenusername
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Cool story
#99 to #95 - makethingsworse
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I always try to keep my stories at a chilly 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
#93 to #87 - TheHutchie
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I was conceived while my mother was on the pill. Good luck.
#94 to #93 - makethingsworse
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(01/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt she has Ovarian Cysts also.
#97 to #94 - yutakenusername
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Won't that lead to a hysterectomy?
#100 to #97 - makethingsworse
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Ask me if I care.
#104 to #100 - yutakenusername
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(01/09/2013) [-]
You don't care if your girlfriend has to get a hysterectomy done? Nice attitude.
Also, that would mean you can never conceive children. You seem like quite an immature asshole from one statement. Not many people can pull that off.
#105 to #104 - makethingsworse
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I do my best, bro. It takes a lot of practice and a torn rectum to be as much an asshooe as I am.
#13 - everheat
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Crocs > Lacoste.
#24 to #13 - fuperbooper
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, but lacoste has the exact letters to spell lactose.
#39 to #24 - joshofsouls
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm lactose intolerant.