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#239 - newnewfag
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#197 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
At least we are safe in the water... oh ****
#191 - snakefire
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I love scorpions.

The easiest way to pick them up is by the stinger
#122 - jirichi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
My Emperor Scorpion Skarner is awesome. He looks awesome and he lets me handle him. I don't think he's bit or stung me before. Inb4 pics or it didnt happen, i dont have a camera
#134 to #122 - raigen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Oh really? His name is Skarner? Tell me about him, maybe he's my cousin, or a twin.
#137 to #134 - jirichi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, I named him Skarner from LoL

I'm not very good with naming things
#139 to #137 - raigen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's alright, that's an awesome name anyhow.
#329 - futtef
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Mac Gargan approves.
#306 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Exactly what those bastards at Bethesda thought.
#327 to #306 - bluejupiter
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#308 to #306 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There is nothing more scary that a swarm of them *****
#309 to #308 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I usually just throw my controller at the ground and cry.
#318 to #309 - zombiemanic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Boy, is that effective... used it a few times myself.
#320 to #318 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
My face when I see them
My face when I see them
#310 to #306 - poutinesalad
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Annabelle makes sweet work of em if you get a sneak attack
#284 - phanact
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#282 - respectmyauthority
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(01/08/2013) [-]
how do you feel about the tailless whip scorpion then?
it has hands by the way
#294 to #282 - ileenover
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's fine I didn't feel like sleeping anyways...
It's fine I didn't feel like sleeping anyways...
#292 to #282 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I love them, i keep and breed them. Here's a female with her young i bred :)
#319 to #292 - theseventhalias
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(01/08/2013) [-]
that's creepy and adorable
that's creepy and adorable
#298 to #292 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#230 - devildogchild
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(01/08/2013) [-]
and if that wasn't bad enough...
#104 - iloverapingmen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I've eaten a ******* scorpion before
#159 to #104 - jtblip
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Your name...
#164 to #104 - skinless
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(01/08/2013) [-]
so how was all the guys and **** in you're mouth like
#161 to #104 - ofmiceandmen
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#113 to #104 - Nickdowgg
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(01/08/2013) [-]
How was the taste?
#117 to #113 - iloverapingmen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
best way to describe it would be...raw
#103 - breakfastlunch
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(01/08/2013) [-]
At least they're not combined with winged lions.
#263 - ringobyjingo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
bitches don't stand a chance against the mighty power of meerkats!!!!
bitches don't stand a chance against the mighty power of meerkats!!!!
#262 - grimmwaters
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#243 - JoshBauer
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There's a lot of bark scorpions around my house, they're not too bad.
#248 to #243 - frenchtoastdude
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(01/08/2013) [-]
For now...
#189 - gamerlunaa
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(01/08/2013) [-]
why did this come to mind?
#209 to #189 - brothergrimm
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(01/08/2013) [-]
damn i just posted that before scrolling down..... deleted!
#176 - konradkurze
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#165 - goobdol
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(01/08/2013) [-]
OH THE HUMANITY!
#153 - sweetcatz
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have a scorpion in a lollipop and im too scared to eat it.
#152 - aslypancake
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Dear god, all those comments...   
   
all the scorpions   
   
i'm not sleeping tonight
Dear god, all those comments...

all the scorpions

i'm not sleeping tonight
#29 - fizzythunder
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'm just happy the don't have wings, we should be grateful
#36 to #29 - vatra
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Don't jinx it.
#39 to #36 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Too late, bro.
#69 to #39 - gillieweedz
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(01/07/2013) [-]
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
#70 to #69 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh. My. ****.
Not only is it a flying god-damn scorpion, it's even going to snipe the **** out of u-
#40 to #39 - vatra
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(01/07/2013) [-]
#41 to #40 - angelisk
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(01/07/2013) [-]
don't worry, its just his dick.
#74 to #39 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Scorpionfly and the stinger is actually the penis for the males. Apparently harmless and the worst it can do is stab you with it's dick.
#208 to #74 - vatra
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(01/08/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, the worst it can do is rape/sexually harass you?
#72 to #29 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
they do in the pokemon  world
they do in the pokemon world