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#4 - PFSquirrel
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Needs wings and mustache.
#28 to #4 - wonderlandman
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(01/07/2013) [-]
what about preditor like mandibles and barbed spines down its back
#170 to #4 - lukasv
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I also enjoy What-if hypothetical questions
#307 to #4 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Off the ******* charts
#5 to #4 - sanctussvindex [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I like the way you think
I like the way you think
#9 to #4 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
done
#10 to #9 - dafuqman
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#11 to #9 - mattdoggy ONLINE
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#214 to #9 - harryscene
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Needs more... nightmare.
#13 to #9 - apocalypticburrito
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(01/07/2013) [-]
damn nature   
you scary
damn nature
you scary
#148 to #9 - iliketires
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(01/08/2013) [-]
******* nope...
#154 to #9 - adrianking
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Where's the mustache? I WANT A MUSTACHE!
#12 to #9 - PFSquirrel
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#264 to #9 - finni
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's not even harmful, people. http://www.hsu.edu/pictures.aspx?id=1302
#162 to #9 - amusingtoaster
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#219 to #9 - ninetyninepercent
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(01/08/2013) [-]
OH ****
OH ****
#160 to #9 - slenderfellow
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(01/08/2013) [-]
you sick ******* bastard.
#138 to #9 - admiralen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
you lost the lobster part though
#76 to #9 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
moar
#15 to #9 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
that's it's sperm sac. not a stinger
#26 to #15 - killerliquid
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(01/07/2013) [-]
....You're a sperm sac
#312 to #9 - moevleboevle
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**moevleboevle rolled a random image posted in comment #135 at Aint that the truth! **

nope!
#30 - jakesterify
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Could be worse
#194 to #30 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/08/2013) [-]
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???
#305 to #194 - anonyrnoose
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Top comment, you ******* dick ****** horse cock.
#95 - Bohya
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**Bohya rolled a random image posted in comment #2508001 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **   
   
<-- My nightmare.
**Bohya rolled a random image posted in comment #2508001 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

<-- My nightmare.
#96 to #95 - Bohya
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Applebloom looks pretty suggestive in that GIF.
#166 to #95 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account**
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#167 to #95 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account**
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#142 to #95 - sawachikaeri
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**sawachikaeri rolled a random image posted in comment #2657854 at MLP Friendly Board **

<-- My nightmare.
#146 to #142 - sawachikaeri
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(01/08/2013) [-]
O gosh. Another MLP picture. What a surprise.
#150 to #95 - renamon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**renamon rolled a random image posted in comment #2360785 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <-- my nightmare
#169 to #150 - eggoman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Night... Mare... **** that's good
Night... Mare... **** that's good
#238 to #150 - eikakaka
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**eikakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #2783093 at MLP Friendly Board ** My nightmare
#151 to #150 - renamon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
eternal night! D:
#279 to #150 - mrdrpage
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolled a random image posted in comment #279814 at Video Games Board ** < My night
#25 - albiwankenobi
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I will see your hybrid and raise you an army of komodo cheetahs.
#73 to #25 - infamoustrapper
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(01/07/2013) [-]
no...no..theres just....no way. IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT PLAYED THAT GAME? i just started a new story mode yesterday and its soooooo fun
#87 to #73 - serotonin
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Sperm whale + Lobster = Win
#99 to #87 - infamoustrapper
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(01/08/2013) [-]
great white shark + tiger = master race
#82 to #73 - sladee ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
what game is that?
#89 to #82 - albiwankenobi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Impossible Creatures, a real-time-strategy game played with creatures you splice together.

Tigers with lobsters, komodo dragons with cheetahs, giraffes with poison frogs, eagles with praying mantises, and (my favorite) orcas with polar bears.
#85 to #82 - infamoustrapper
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(01/07/2013) [-]
impossible creatures. best game ever! its a real time strategy i think its called. you create teams of 9 by combining 2 animals and changing their body parts to make them strong and what not. then you fight other people in an ordinary real time strategy kinda way like empire at war except with animals. i enjoy it a lot because it was my childhood but i dont know if a person just deciding to play it now will. it came out like 10 years ago. idk you can probably get it for cheap now. i liked it
#81 to #73 - albiwankenobi
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Bloody right, you are.

This game was my childhood AND adolescence (among other things).
#90 to #81 - infamoustrapper
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(01/08/2013) [-]
it is just a brilliant game. and it was actually very challenging! even now i still cant play any level of ai above normal hahah.
also the animal above i think is a hyena not a cheetah
i still have no idea what the second animal is. i tried to make a team of monsters with only the ones shown on the box. i got to 8 and he was the last guy. it kinda looks like an eel but it might actually be a komodo dragon
#93 to #90 - albiwankenobi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Not entirely certain either, though I haven't played the game in such a long time.

And thank you for reminding me to find it and play it again. This was one of those games where mother yelled at me to play outside after long hours of playing.
#100 to #93 - infamoustrapper
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(01/08/2013) [-]
hahah i reminded you? you were the one who posted the original image
#130 to #100 - albiwankenobi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, but you made me think about it more than I would have intentionally.    
   
And for your services, have a gif relevant to this thread.
Yes, but you made me think about it more than I would have intentionally.

And for your services, have a gif relevant to this thread.
#133 to #130 - infamoustrapper
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(01/08/2013) [-]
haha well youre welcome! i think im actually going to get myself to play it tommorrow. ive been meaning to but i never actually do because since i got a new computer, all my old teams and stuff are gone and i dont feel like making a bunch of new ones and the custom teams are cool and all but id rather use my own. also when i said i started a new story yesterday that was actually like....3 months ago hahaha
#245 - vietka
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#280 to #245 - skorpius
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**** yeah, goblin sharks.
**** yeah, goblin sharks.
#291 to #280 - phatsno
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#289 to #280 - schneidend ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Oh god...
Oh god...
#241 - thewalruss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
This is what you get if you add a ninja to the equation.
#255 to #241 - sedativechunk
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**sedativechunk rolls 1**
#269 to #255 - trollraid
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**trollraid rolls 36**
#272 to #269 - trollraid
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#46 - iamjustheretoroll
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #223 at description ** my nightmare
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #223 at description ** my nightmare
#63 to #46 - switchblayde
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Actually, this would get a bit scary after a while... especially to someone singing in echoed gibberish.   
   
Oh... and children laughing in the background.
Actually, this would get a bit scary after a while... especially to someone singing in echoed gibberish.

Oh... and children laughing in the background.
#80 - downstreamlife
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(01/07/2013) [-]
and Dwayne Johnson (the mummy 2)
#173 to #80 - crazyoljew
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(01/08/2013) [-]
That movie was pretty bad
#44 - zalaman **User deleted account**
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#71 to #44 - icametocomment
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(01/07/2013) [-]
When did those things get so...pink?
#124 to #71 - aerosol
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I think it's a prop. This is a real goblin shark
I think it's a prop. This is a real goblin shark
#121 to #71 - harrytheheadcrab
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(01/08/2013) [-]
They're not made to be on the surface, so they start to deteriorate from the inside out. So they look weird sometimes.
#123 to #121 - icametocomment
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Ooh, creepy.
#91 - serotonin
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(01/08/2013) [-]
What is going on here?
#158 to #91 - alltimetens
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes, I just think that a beaver decided it would be a good idea to **** a duck
#217 - darkjustifier
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You kidding, I am way more afraid of spiders than scorpions, used to have them as an infestation back in new mexico, little yellow ones, I'm glad they weren't that poisonous.
#226 to #217 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
"She talks too much though." The red dragon stated now standing up at his full height on his lags. "I got a way to keep her quiet though." Rarity wasn't paying attention to what he had planned but Twilight saw it coming.

"Rarity, stop talking!"

"Why? What ever are they mmmmf!" Rarity shouted out through muffled lips as the dragon suddenly pushed it's scaly cock into her mouth. Twilight had seen the creature getting aroused as it was looking Rarity over and she had already feared for the worst. The red dragon grabbed her by the horn and the mane and pulled her closer to himself, pushing the unwelcome appendage deeper into Rarity's mouth.

"Oh wow! She's a lot better like this." The red dragon stated as it held Rarity fast against it's crotch. "You girls are lucky, I wouldn't let just any pony satisfy me you know." Everyone watched in shock as Rarity was forced into oral sex with the beast, the dragon using his grip on her and his strength to make her suck in a rhythm. The purple dragon looked over Twilight's flanks and she began to feel a panic in her heart.
#227 to #226 - darkjustifier
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(01/08/2013) [-]
mmmmmm 2/10
#232 to #226 - charasmaticjdub
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's strange how much of the internet doesn't bother me anymore. Anything short of pictures of dead people and blue waffle has just become "eh".
#281 to #226 - mrdrpage
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#125 - minyman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Im just gonna leave this here
#155 to #125 - markisawesome
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(01/08/2013) [-]
What is that?
#156 to #155 - minyman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
we are not quite sure .... somthing hell spawn
#186 to #155 - macross ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpion fly....... search it up.
#336 to #125 - anon
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(07/07/2015) [-]
That is its penis.
#184 to #125 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#129 to #125 - minipa
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Not with 10,000 mares could you love and tolerate that.
#127 to #125 - kaycie
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#17 - epicCUBONE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i have a full folder full of lobster pictures
#18 to #17 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Please dump
#59 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#60 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#48 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
AS REQUESTED
#49 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#51 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#56 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#61 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i think thats all of them
#334 to #61 - dickbewt
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Want some chickens?
#335 to #334 - epicCUBONE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
dump
#22 to #17 - douchec
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Dump motha-licka
#53 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#55 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#57 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#50 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#66 to #50 - switchblayde
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(01/07/2013) [-]
my childhood!
my childhood!
#86 to #66 - Kadzait
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(01/08/2013) [-]
that one is pinch right?
also i want to kill myself because i lost my favorite and rarest beanie baby, a royal blue peanut
#101 to #86 - switchblayde
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(01/08/2013) [-]
mine was a little bigger than a beanie baby. Little stuffed lobster. A red and a green one. Mine was green. My sister got the red. That bitch...
#58 to #17 - epicCUBONE
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#21 to #17 - dickbewt
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(01/07/2013) [-]
DUMP FAGGOT.
And I have an entire folder (about 25 pictures) of chickens.
#268 - raexe
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#295 to #268 - xbenas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Is he holding a knife?
Is he holding a knife?
#141 - sawachikaeri
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(01/08/2013) [-]
&gt;inb4 thumbs down   
   
Cazadors (Tarantula Hawk Wasps) are 10 times more badass.
>inb4 thumbs down

Cazadors (Tarantula Hawk Wasps) are 10 times more badass.
#144 to #141 - iliketires
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I agree, apparently they have the most painful sting of any land creature in the world.
#181 to #144 - rotinaj
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I believe that title actually belongs to the "bullet ant" in Africa. Nevertheless, tarantula wasps are still ******* horrifying in person and I'm sure their sting would be terrible ; I remember when my cousin tried putting a box on one in a wall in is house to catch it and it crawled on his hand. Damn that was scary.
#183 to #181 - iliketires
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(01/08/2013) [-]
MFW even seeing that on a friend.
MFW even seeing that on a friend.
#187 to #141 - rotinaj
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Japanese Giant Hornet
>sprays flesh melting poison, usually at your eyes
>kills 40 people annually this way
>Releases pheromones warning others of these ******* to come gangrape you
>Can fly 50 miles per day
>Storms regular bee hives and slaughters them all so they can eat baby bees
I think this guy's more hardcore.
(I pulled all that **** from an article on cracked)
#145 to #141 - renamon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
My fallout new vagas experience
#203 - shmedly
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(01/08/2013) [-]
mfw i see any 8 leged creature
mfw i see any 8 leged creature
#14 - sqman
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Also this. A huge one-eyed spider with pincers. Enjoy your nightmares.

I am aware that it's not a spider
#271 - popcornisland
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(01/08/2013) [-]
But, Thank our selves lucky that they can not fly.
#302 to #271 - garaichu
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Don't give'em ideas, you crazy bastard!
#274 to #271 - RequieminMortis
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Hey, when **** like this is roaming your airspace, you'd keep your ass firmly planted on earth too.
#275 to #274 - popcornisland
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(01/08/2013) [-]
****, What the hell is that?
****, What the hell is that?
#276 to #275 - RequieminMortis
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's a tarantula hawk. Basically a giant ******* wasp that, as the name implies, hunts tarantulas. It has the second most painful sting in the animal kingdom, too, because Nature is one twisted bitch.
#297 to #276 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Didn't bullet ants have the most painful sting?
#299 to #297 - RequieminMortis
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I believe so.
#278 to #276 - popcornisland
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Hehe, Glad the worst thing I can get is a wasp. "Damn nature you scary!"
#288 to #275 - rocksteady
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I laughed at this gif for a while
#277 to #275 - majician
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Tarantula Wasp?
#285 to #274 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Almost stepped on one of these mother ******* in Nevada
#205 - stadlerman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nightmare fuel
#107 - heartlessrobot
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(01/08/2013) [-]
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#114 to #107 - julpiter
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#149 to #114 - renamon
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#132 to #107 - xxxdemongirl
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