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#350 - thehomage
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Rainbows make scunt cry   
I am 20   
I'm deaf in my right ear
Rainbows make scunt cry
I am 20
I'm deaf in my right ear
#334 - grayrhino
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have talked with Zezima (If you played runescape at all, you would know of him)

I have made art directly for a famous brony

I am related to Bill Clinton
#247 - WolfRider
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(01/08/2013) [-]
op is a faggot
op is a faggot
op is a pretty cool guy
#233 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
1. I killed a dog in self defense    
2. I almost fell in the grand canyon   
3. I longboard   
   
You will guess wrong!
1. I killed a dog in self defense
2. I almost fell in the grand canyon
3. I longboard

You will guess wrong!
#237 to #233 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You don't longboard.
#268 to #237 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nope, check comment above
#238 to #233 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i long board-lie
#266 to #238 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Wrong, I never killed a dog
#251 to #233 - pineapplepeople
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The lie is that I'll guess wrong.
#229 - DJKitty
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I masturbate frequently to dendrophiliac porn.
My little sister was murdered by my father
My penis had a cyst on it which i popped with a rusty spoon

Figure that out bitch
#232 to #229 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Imma go with the sister being murdered.
#255 to #229 - coderedfirebolt
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(01/08/2013) [-]
the rusty spoon. no way..
#353 to #255 - DJKitty
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(01/09/2013) [-]
nope it was the dendrophiliac porn
#211 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
1.OP is a fag
2.OP is a fag
3.OP is not a fag
#188 - undiscovered
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm honest.
I'm a liar.
I enjoy watching you getting frustrated by trying to figure this out.
#181 - epicsauciness
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm engaged
I'm majoring in computer science
I own an N64
#185 to #181 - falloutfanatic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
majoring in computer science and owning a N64 are clear indicators that you are in fact not in a relationship
#186 to #185 - epicsauciness
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Actually I don't have an N64
#187 to #186 - falloutfanatic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
well then sir you win the game
#174 - darman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I Bald
Eye Bawled
Aye Balled
#169 - OperationValkyrie
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I have a dog.
I have a cat.
I like bananas.
#162 - ctenop
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend
I Live in a hostel
I feel loved
#150 - anoninanutshell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
>i masturbated today
>i'm a teenager
>i live in asia
#113 - themodyourgod
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I have flown a plane before
I am missing part of a finger
I live with a billionaire
#105 - zeyphergod
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(01/07/2013) [-]
im batman
my parents died
im rich
#172 - AngelsShadow
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'm still in love with my ex
I used to kill people for a living
I can't live with the things that I've done... The people I've killed... The three years of being constantly tortured and starved until I couldn't stand it anymore... Then going home and being suspended from the underground military that I belonged to... We were called "Cerberus"... They put our organization into a video game so that if people asked questions they could just write it off as a reference to something fun... But it was everything but fun. We were cornered more times than I care to admit... I was sent to North Korea on an intelligence gathering mission... That's when things went wrong... We were found out, we were posing as loyals to the DPRK and gathering and reporting everything we could find, anyone from the Kim dynasty didn't so much as take a piss without us reporting. We were at a banquette when we were discovered, we were approached by three military men and taken into custody... That's when the torture began... I lost 3 good men while we were in captivity. Finally Cerberus came through and took me out of there. Upon arrival in the States I was informed that our organization was being disband... Ever since I've been making a life for myself...

Try to find the lie now ************!!