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#307 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I live in New York
I've seen the Hobbit 3 times
I played a game of two truths and a lie as a child, told three lies, got disqualified, and I still think it was funny
#314 to #307 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
2

You've probably seen it something like 4 times.
#322 to #314 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I wish   
but no
I wish
but no
#323 to #322 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
then number 1!

Am I right?
#324 to #323 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
yup
I live in Chicago
#317 to #307 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
All three are lies.
#321 to #317 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#284 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I sell propane and propane accessories.
I am a white Detroiter.
I am in college.
#195 - endface
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I am a man.

I have a girlfriend.

I am happy with my life.
#199 to #195 - drfukenstine
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(01/08/2013) [-]
considering you have a girlfriend, the lie is you being happy with life
#201 to #199 - ruhtra
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i was hoping it was the "i am a man part"
#203 to #199 - iamthebirdman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Could be a lesbian thats happy.
#205 to #203 - drfukenstine
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Two girls together having to go through two period cycles a month definitely wont be happy.
#45 - superpats
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(01/07/2013) [-]
My roommate's Name is Josh
His girlfriend and he are a little too comfortable around me
I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting.
#51 to #45 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
"I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting."- Lie
#56 to #51 - superpats
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(01/07/2013) [-]
actually that's true. I love peanut butter.
#82 to #56 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
well i banking on you ate it with a fork
#83 to #82 - superpats
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(01/07/2013) [-]
that seem's very inefficient.
#84 to #83 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
then a spork perhaps?
#16 - tricksandshit
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I own a Nissan.
Music and the Arts are my thing.
I'm black and I'm employed.
#18 to #16 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
haha black people employed, thats funny "I'm black and I;m employed"-Lie
#24 to #18 - tricksandshit
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Correct. I'm Spanish and not employed :P
#319 - iirapechildren
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend
I hate all people and go to great lengths to spend the bare minimum of time with them, excluding those I care about.
I play LoL
#316 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I love men

nonsexually

and have a penis
#318 to #316 - smallzninja
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nonsexually
#303 - lounmendez
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i like comic books
i used to buy a piñata every friday
i'm from colombia
#236 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I exhibit signs of mild sociopathy and psychopathy.
I know three programming languages (C++, Java, Python)
My favorite anime character is Gaara of the Desert
#310 to #236 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
not OP but Im going to guess

2?
#311 to #310 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Very good.
I ******* love gaara.
#313 to #311 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm learning to be a programmer.

Gaara is pretty adorable, too :)
#233 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
1. I killed a dog in self defense    
2. I almost fell in the grand canyon   
3. I longboard   
   
You will guess wrong!
1. I killed a dog in self defense
2. I almost fell in the grand canyon
3. I longboard

You will guess wrong!
#237 to #233 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
You don't longboard.
#268 to #237 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nope, check comment above
#238 to #233 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i long board-lie
#266 to #238 - Chas
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Wrong, I never killed a dog
#251 to #233 - pineapplepeople
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The lie is that I'll guess wrong.
#188 - undiscovered
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm honest.
I'm a liar.
I enjoy watching you getting frustrated by trying to figure this out.
#184 - reneeleggett ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I am 18
I love video games
I am a girl
#209 to #184 - mteverestand
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(01/08/2013) [-]
well, two of these are mutually exclusive so...
#181 - epicsauciness
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm engaged
I'm majoring in computer science
I own an N64
#185 to #181 - falloutfanatic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
majoring in computer science and owning a N64 are clear indicators that you are in fact not in a relationship
#186 to #185 - epicsauciness
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Actually I don't have an N64
#187 to #186 - falloutfanatic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
well then sir you win the game
#168 - ricaboo
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I am a shark.   
All i want is love.   
I am evil.
I am a shark.
All i want is love.
I am evil.
#162 - ctenop
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend
I Live in a hostel
I feel loved
#161 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
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#152 - lolabunny
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I own a tortoise named Esio Trot.
I lost part of my little finger when I was 7.
My favourite part of a cinema trip is the film trailers.
#116 - dagramcraka
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(01/07/2013) [-]
>I have a dog
>I like pepsi
>I've been to mexico 8 times
#122 to #116 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
3rd one is alive, no gringo gets to pass us more than 3 times without dying
#128 to #122 - dagramcraka
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(01/07/2013) [-]
a lie* and no you're wrong. the first one is a lie.
#129 to #128 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
you're not allowed to have 2 lies in the game
#130 to #129 - dagramcraka
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i dont.
#131 to #130 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
STOP LYING, YOU BROKE THE RULES OF THE GAME!!!
#132 to #131 - dagramcraka
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(01/07/2013) [-]
im not -_- . i have been to mexico for a family vacation 8 times in the past 8 years.
#133 to #132 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
you know what? I'm out, you just broke the game...
#134 to #133 - dagramcraka
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I CAN PROVE IT TO. just let me find my passport.
#135 to #134 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
this isn't a courtroom, you can't just go throwing evidence all over the place. With who do you think you are? Judge Jury?
#114 - biograde
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(01/07/2013) [-]
> I am currently writing a paper on snails that I intend to get published
> I collect and preserve the bodies of dead cats that I find
> I have tent camped in -20˚ weather
#123 to #114 - Milvath ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
3rd one is a lie, you're a city boy
#167 to #123 - biograde
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(01/07/2013) [-]
nope, the cat thing is my best friend's hobby, not mine