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#307 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I live in New York
I've seen the Hobbit 3 times
I played a game of two truths and a lie as a child, told three lies, got disqualified, and I still think it was funny
#314 to #307 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
2

You've probably seen it something like 4 times.
#322 to #314 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I wish   
but no
I wish
but no
#323 to #322 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
then number 1!

Am I right?
#324 to #323 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
yup
I live in Chicago
#317 to #307 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
All three are lies.
#321 to #317 - swissmiss
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(01/08/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#284 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I sell propane and propane accessories.
I am a white Detroiter.
I am in college.
#248 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm physically active on a weekly basis.
I'm not obese
I am extremely flexible (i.e: being able to pull my thumb backwards and touch my wrist)
#254 to #248 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Let's go with flexible...
#257 to #254 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's actually the physically active part.
#262 to #257 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
well don't give the ******* answer away.
#270 to #262 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
too ******* bad here's another one, I'm also bored

I can play several instruments decently
I'm average weight
I have all the Nintendo consoles except for the Wii U
#277 to #270 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
average weight.
#280 to #277 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Nope.
#283 to #280 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
define average weight then? average mass, maybe, but who knows, maybe gravity is particularly strong on you.
#285 to #283 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Average weight being, anywhere from 130-180 lbs, I assumed, or 60-81 kilograms.
#289 to #285 - ancano
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I don't know, your weight in water will be less because of buoyant forces...
are you sure you aren't an overweight neckbeard?
#292 to #289 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I actually weigh less than the stated range.
#294 to #292 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
then you aren't average by your own definition you lying ****.
#297 to #294 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I never said I was average, I was just going off a scale of 10 pounds heavier than me to my dad's weight
#298 to #297 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I GUESSED THAT YOU WERE LYING ABOUT AVERAGE AND YOU SAID I WAS WRONG

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
#299 to #298 - diddlydark
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm not average, I'm actually underweight for my height.
#301 to #299 - ancano
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**** you you lying ****. jesus, ya can't even remember the challenge:
"I can play several instruments decently
I'm average weight
I have all the Nintendo consoles except for the Wii U"
I said you were lying about the second. you said I was wrong. then you told me you weren't average weight.
#345 to #301 - zade
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(01/08/2013) [-]
FUUUUCK IM DYING THIS was the funniest conversation ive read in ages!
AIR, i nEED AIR!!!!!!
#92 - supercookster
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'm a diagnosed insomniac
I'm getting married in around 36 hours
My mum and dad divorced when i was younger
#96 to #92 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i'm a diagnosed insomniac-Lie
#98 to #96 - supercookster
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Wrong, dad passed away, they didn't get divorced
#45 - superpats
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(01/07/2013) [-]
My roommate's Name is Josh
His girlfriend and he are a little too comfortable around me
I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting.
#51 to #45 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
"I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting."- Lie
#56 to #51 - superpats
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actually that's true. I love peanut butter.
#82 to #56 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
well i banking on you ate it with a fork
#83 to #82 - superpats
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(01/07/2013) [-]
that seem's very inefficient.
#84 to #83 - AwesomeChick [OP]
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(01/07/2013) [-]
then a spork perhaps?
#350 - thehomage
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Rainbows make scunt cry   
I am 20   
I'm deaf in my right ear
Rainbows make scunt cry
I am 20
I'm deaf in my right ear
#344 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
1. The first Contraceptive was used over 2000 years ago by Egyptians. It was alligator ****.
2. You can put any statement on a picture, intro the sentence with "Did you know..." and most people will accept it as fact.
3. The term "Hooker" wasn't used until the US Civil War when General Hooker allowed group of women into the camp to entertain his soldiers. Those women were known as "Hooker's Army."
#349 to #344 - thehomage
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#334 - grayrhino
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have talked with Zezima (If you played runescape at all, you would know of him)

I have made art directly for a famous brony

I am related to Bill Clinton
#282 - swimmingprodigy
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend
I'm a virgin
I've gotten about a dozen blowjobs from 2 different girls.
#276 - redrex
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i just watched porn 10 minutes ago.
i just watched porn 20 minutes ago.
i just watched porn 30 minutes ago.
#351 to #276 - thehomage
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(01/08/2013) [-]
all three is true, you get disqualified
#354 to #351 - redrex
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(01/09/2013) [-]
pfft, i had only gotten home 25 minutes ago MUWHAHAHAHAHA
#264 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I Love my gf
i have thought about other girls
i had been raped as a male.
#315 to #264 - cobaltlumi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
2

If im right, sorry about the rape.
#253 - thetellerofstories
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(01/08/2013) [-]
im irish
i drink
im in college and have money to supply drink
#260 to #253 - ancano
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(01/08/2013) [-]
the irish one.
#269 to #260 - thetellerofstories
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(01/08/2013) [-]
wrong
#286 to #253 - pieratestan
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(01/08/2013) [-]
college
#288 to #286 - thetellerofstories
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(01/08/2013) [-]
close
#291 to #288 - pieratestan
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(01/08/2013) [-]
dam. i was thinking because college students. they never have money...
#295 to #291 - thetellerofstories
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i dont, im living paycheck to student loan right now. but as long as i pay my electric bill and my neighbors pay for wifi im good
#211 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
1.OP is a fag
2.OP is a fag
3.OP is not a fag
#176 - taxation
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I like trains.
I have at least 100 dollars in the bank.
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
#174 - darman
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I Bald
Eye Bawled
Aye Balled
#156 - creidhne **User deleted account**
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#150 - anoninanutshell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
>i masturbated today
>i'm a teenager
>i live in asia
#148 - Rollerofdouble
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(01/07/2013) [-]
My name is Steven Derek Francis Alexander Hudson
I am a young member of the Alliance Party of Northern Ireland
I had sex with a woman at the back of a cinema, on two separate occasions
#141 - anbieter
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(01/07/2013) [-]
>My eyes are blue.
>My hair is blonde.
>I'm a neonazi.
#105 - zeyphergod
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(01/07/2013) [-]
im batman
my parents died
im rich