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#167 - MrSchwarzenegger
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you go computer!
you go computer!
#166 - futtef
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**futtef rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at Priorities **
#165 - bahh
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**bahh rolls 9** 9
#197 to #165 - MartinSeth
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Great you win the internet now go out and get laid
#170 to #165 - fourtwentt
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i think you just earned an internet
#157 - anon
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i don't get it. Kill yourself OP
#236 to #157 - androiddxx
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#226 to #157 - anon
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This is why I'm always hesitant to comment. Others will associate me with people like you.
#182 to #157 - drewsky [OP]
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#229 to #182 - usernamesaredumb
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Great content, thanks. Congrats on number 1 position.
#234 to #229 - drewsky [OP]
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Thanks, mang.
Thanks, mang.
#204 to #182 - secretdestroyers
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Potassium.

************. White Power.
#207 to #204 - drewsky [OP]
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#210 to #207 - secretdestroyers
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Including the "************ white power" part? Because, honestly, that's just the alcohol-induced Tourette's Syndrome...
#152 - anon
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It makes me cringe when people are like, OH MY ******* GREAT AUNTIES SISTER IN-LAW WAS SCOTTISH SO HERE'S MY TARTAN.
Born and raised in western Scotland
ACTUALLY SCOTTISH.
#153 to #152 - calawesome
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does being conceived in scotland count?
#158 to #153 - anon
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not really if your parents aren't Scottish. It's like, Oh my parents shat me out in the rainforest that makes me a part of an Amazonian tribe. See where I'm coming from?
#160 to #158 - calawesome
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My dad moved from edinburgh to australia when he was twelve and we have a family legacy dating back 500 years, including a direct link to famed scottish pirate Alexander Selkirk, the basis of Robinson Cruse and gulliver's travels. My parents were on holiday when it happened.
#169 to #160 - anon
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The main point is, lots of scots have LOADS of family history, they can tell you lots of SCOTTISH stories told by their SCOTTISH grandparents and them before them, they have an accent, detailed version of scotlands traditions and culture and then suddenly you have all these Americans or whatever popping up like
herder my family 10 million years ago was scottish.
You all do it to the Irish too.
#173 to #169 - calawesome
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I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'm just trying to ask the guy if I can genuinely call myself scottish or not?
#163 to #160 - anon
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And I have a relation to Nathan Bedford Forrest but I don't go bragging about it everywhere. I just don't see the point, why would you care about stuff traced back that far? If I was born and raised in Australia, I'd be a proud Aussie. The same with America.
#168 to #163 - calawesome
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I'm not trying to brag at all, I was just saying that I have a long recorded scottish heritage to see if that changes the circumstances.
#171 to #168 - anon
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Okay fair enough, I meant many in the comments farther down.
But it all depends, do you actually embrace that heritage? Is it still in your blood line or is it far gone by now? I just hate americans that are like IM SCOTTISH GERMAN IRISH ITALIAN AND A TEENY BIT OF FRENCH and then turn round to me like, lol why do your men wear skirts, whats a keilidh, whats haggis.
#176 to #171 - calawesome
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I love scotland as much, if not more than australia, I own land there, I have a thick accent that I've had to take years of speech therapy for, and I collect pocket watches that have to have something to do with scotland.

I've always called myself scottish, and am extremely proud to do so, so I'm asking an actual scottish born person if I can identify myself as one. That's all.
#179 to #176 - anon
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If you have the accent why not, did you get speech therapy to make you scottish though? wut lol. you're speaking to a Glaswegian by the way.. Most people here are more proud of being a bunch of cunts than being Scottish.
Do you actually live here though? Have you ever been? Loads of things count.
#185 to #179 - calawesome
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No, when I was younger, my accent was so heavy that I had to get speech therapy to numb it down so my teachers could understand me properly. It took five and a half years, and it's still the first thing people ask me about when I meet them.
#193 to #185 - defeats
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I wouldn't think you are Scottish. If you were born in Australia you could say Scottish-Australian.
But the accent, well... I live in France currently, and I have a few English speaking friends, one in particular (is French, born and raised) has an English mother and he speaks English with a perfect accent, but he is still a cheese eating surrender monkey (Frenchman).

I would generally Identify ones race by the country in which they were born.
Your parents give you ethnicity, such that a person born in America to African parents is American, but is identified as African-American.

I was born in the Southern General hospital in Glasgow, my parents are Scottish, and all my Grandparents are Scottish, so I know I am, but I do have Irish heritage in there somewhere... My last name is also Doyle...
#187 to #185 - anon
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Well then yes, you are scottish, since you learned the accent young and sort of de-learnt it I guess? I don't ****** understand why people can't understand us though, they put ******* subtitles for scottish shows in England... what the **** man
#192 to #187 - calawesome
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It pisses me off so much. I used to hate therapy because I actually got picked on for it and it made me think there was something wrong with me. I still, at age 21, have to repeat myself two or three times for people to understand me properly.
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#124 - Hawke
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You Scots sure are a contentious people.
#127 to #124 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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#122 - tehweave
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Yes, you scottish are a mean bunch.

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE.
#120 - toshietosh
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"I was born in England but I consider myself fully scottish, because my mom's an alcoholic and my dad's clinically obese."
#119 - hauntzor
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BONJOURLRLRLRLRLR, ye cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!
#113 - theoriginalbastard
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**theoriginalbastard rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Right in the feels. ** and Scots!
#112 - moustachefingers
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They invented the steam engine, television, and golf.

**** yeah, Scotland.
#102 - scottish
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So.. many.. mentions..
#95 - herefortheporno
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EVERYONE POST THEIR TARTAN.
#240 to #95 - jamhamington
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Hamilton!

one of three variants of the hamilton tartan, not that anyone cars...
#220 to #95 - spysappinmysasha
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Dont know a damn thing about this "Scotland" or a "Tartan"

but all this talk about clans and clan specific "tartans" makes this "Scotland" game sound pretty cool.

cant wait till it comes out. btw whens the release date.
#228 to #220 - herefortheporno
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It's an old video game, came out a long time ago.
#231 to #228 - spysappinmysasha
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well one with that kind of clan support that not many people have heard of can only be a breeding ground for trolls and drunks.
#195 to #95 - ronniedrew
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Macpherson
#174 to #95 - hotdogs ONLINE
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MacGregor
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#161 to #95 - thaigr
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If you say so.
#159 to #95 - herefortheporno
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Now that I have your attention, does anyone know of the clan that would go to war completely naked? I forgot the legend.
#156 to #95 - gmarrox
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MacKintosh on my mother's side.
#138 to #95 - TheCodFather
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******* GUNN TARTAN SON!

Of Scandinavian descent, mum's side is Grant and dad's is Gunn
#137 to #95 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Scott on my mother's side.

#139 to #137 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Pennington on my father's Lots of Irish and british royal family ties. Oh and fun fact! William Bruester (the religious leader of the Mayflower settlers) is my Ancestor on my mothers side! AND Lots of Pennington became very important in the early settling of the colonies! Both sides were involved in the founding of this ******* country!.......sorry.... Im a revolutionary war buff and finding this all out makes me happier than a fat girlwith a life time supply of ice cream....
#141 to #139 - herefortheporno
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My ancestor on the Mayflower would've known yours. A man by the name of Holmes. He was the richest man on the boat at some point, but then he had to pay taxes. That's all I know of him.
#149 to #141 - herefortheporno
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Now that I research it, no one on the Mayflower was named Holmes. I was lied to.
#150 to #149 - herefortheporno
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My bad, he wasn't on the Mayflower, but he was in the Jamestown colony.
#151 to #150 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Its fun to be an american and know your ancestors were part of the beginning, isn't it? ;)
#154 to #151 - herefortheporno
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Yeah. I just found out I am a Daughter of the American Revolution by blood. I run this ****.
#191 to #154 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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I want to do my family tree just so I can know for sure which Pennington im descended from. Pennington has had rulers, people who left for america, The colonies knew MANY Penningtons. I cant belong to ALL of them :\
#136 to #95 - qballextraction
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This is the Leslie tartan, which is awesome, but I found out in my teens that my grandfather is my step grandfather so I have no actual blood ties to them, even though my last name is Leslie.
#135 to #95 - anaphase
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Duncans unite!
Duncans unite!
#114 to #95 - valve
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Okay.
#109 to #95 - electrictroll
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Quack.
#104 to #95 - flavadave
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Clan Gordon. I wore this to my mum's wedding. never felt more proud.
#258 to #104 - roaddogg
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never been able to proudly display my tartan before
#175 to #104 - anon
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another gordon! :D
#110 to #104 - herefortheporno
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If I ever get married, I want a piece of my tartan incorporated into my wedding dress. **** what he thinks, I'll always be apart of my clan.
#116 to #110 - wardylocks
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Tartan garter? I was thinking about doing this as a surprise for my (hopefully) future husban as he's a proud Scotsman.
#123 to #116 - herefortheporno
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That's a cute idea.

I was thinking of a shawl or something.
#125 to #123 - wardylocks
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A shawl would be really pretty :3 I adore tartan
#130 to #125 - herefortheporno
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Or a sash as said down below. Or ribbons in hair. Or tartan shoes.
#111 to #110 - flavadave
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you can get a wedding dress sash in your clan's tartan, with a head of thistle or lavander. It's look amazing, i'd reckon.
#126 to #111 - herefortheporno
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That's an amazing idea. I'll get married just so I can do that.
#128 to #126 - flavadave
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http://www.scotlandshop.com/images/Product/large/240.jpg

that's the child's version, but they make them in adult sizes too. you can also get shoulder-worn variants, or if you're feeling REALLY patriotic, you can do both :D
#131 to #128 - herefortheporno
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I like that idea.

I'm definitely getting married just so I can strut around in my tartan.
#100 to #95 - drewsky [OP]
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This be mine.
This be mine.
#132 to #100 - herefortheporno
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Is that a Stewart tartan?
#133 to #132 - drewsky [OP]
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Nope, Holliman.
#140 to #133 - herefortheporno
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My mistake.
#144 to #140 - drewsky [OP]
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No worries, I actually get that pretty often.
#148 to #144 - herefortheporno
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I would imagine. The Stewarts have so many damn tartans.
#162 to #148 - Mahazama
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You Scots sure know your damn tartans.
Irishfag here.
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#92 - drewsky [OP]
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I'm glad to know I got so many of you guys to laugh.
#107 to #92 - anon
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Is your name Matt Groening? No? Then shut the **** up.
#106 to #92 - mrcrowleysr
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you didn't, you just captioned a tv show, it wasn't your content.
#134 to #106 - drewsky [OP]
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I didn't even caption it, bro. I made you laugh because I showed it to you, that's all I'm taking credit for. l2read descriptions.
#142 to #134 - mrcrowleysr
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l2stfu
#145 to #142 - drewsky [OP]
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Comment Picture
#155 to #145 - novemberthreeone
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When will this gif just die out?!
#91 - greatcornholio
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All this scottish talk and no Demoman?
#121 to #91 - springely
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What makes me a good Demoman? If I was a bad Demoman, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, WOULD I?
#118 to #91 - romanbowlingco
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Eaughh...I'm a Black, Scottish Cyclops....EUHhdhhsh...burp
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#94 to #91 - somedudeandahobo
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#90 - anon
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scotland invented the tv, just sayin!
#85 - followtheworms
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**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #2522496 at MLP Friendly Board ** who really ruined scotland
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #2522496 at MLP Friendly Board ** who really ruined scotland
#88 to #85 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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WHO THE ****** MURDERED MY GIRLFRIEND!?
WHO THE ****** MURDERED MY GIRLFRIEND!?
#99 to #88 - makhan
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A left hander eh?
#101 to #99 - drewsky [OP]
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Well, he was.
#105 to #101 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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Up until... The Accident.
#87 to #85 - darkjustifier
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The aftermath of the pony war of the friendly board.
#81 - BowChickaBowWow
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#79 - felixjarl ONLINE
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#83 to #79 - lordaurion
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But I like the bagpipes...