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User avatar #42 - taintedangel (01/04/2013) [-]
I give you: "Livingroom: 5 Inches to the Left"!
#50 to #42 - nicktheslayer (01/04/2013) [-]
Thumb for That 70's show reference. :)
Although in the show it was Basement: 3 Inches to the left.

Man, I'm sad that show ended..
#41 - phanact (01/04/2013) [-]
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"Why the **** do I keep bumping into everything?"

"Who moved the toaster?"
#38 - warrollan (01/04/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 841**
User avatar #36 - Durp (01/04/2013) [-]
They're listing lazily to the left!
+6
#34 - zalaman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 to #34 - golemnardah (01/04/2013) [-]
If I was trying to determine which way was left in my house, I would stand as if I just entered the front door. I don't know why I would do it this way, it seems... right.
#31 - FartFetish (01/04/2013) [-]
i like the way he thinks
User avatar #121 to #61 - lieutenantderp (01/04/2013) [-]
jokes on you i use a mac
User avatar #89 to #61 - trevorsta (01/04/2013) [-]
Being OCD when it comes to highlighted area's is working against me here
User avatar #73 to #61 - solbadguygg (01/04/2013) [-]
fool me once, shame on you

fool me twice, hurka flurka dink donk pancakes
#67 to #61 - maxbeejax (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't believe i fell for that >.<
Can't believe i fell for that >.<
#32 to #31 - nevrit (01/04/2013) [-]
Wow, that's actually pretty damn clever, I'll have to try this
+10
#33 to #32 - divinity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-5
#26 - snuffff has deleted their comment [-]
#28 to #26 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
That was the dumbest ever.
User avatar #24 - youcame (01/04/2013) [-]
one time i did something sorta like that, only instead of moving furniture, i shot up the school.
User avatar #91 to #24 - guywithnopants (01/04/2013) [-]
But the whole school was on holiday. So when they all came back they noticed something was wrong with all those holes in the walls.
#54 to #24 - dirkdirkmoo (01/04/2013) [-]
controversial comment is controversial
User avatar #30 to #24 - jalthelas (01/04/2013) [-]
You're a ******* asshole.

Do you know how much it costs to patch up those bullet holes?

Not to mention the windows you probably broke cost a fortune.

Think of the labor you've forced upon those school janitors and staff.
User avatar #35 to #30 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
**** you bro he's creating jobs in this broke ass economy.


~ Sincerely
A newly hired Carpenter.
User avatar #63 to #35 - ViXi ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Talking bout the broke-ass economy? Schools have it rough too.
Budget cuts ALL up in that bitch, ain't got cash for **** .
While you're patching up bullet holes, some kid is sitting on half a ******* stool, have you thought of that? What if he's fat **** ? That half stool would get lost in his ass, then fatty mclardo would get **** on by his classmates till he snaps and shoots up the school. Okay see, now we have a cycle here. And at the end of the day we're left with no ******* stools, no ******* money, and bullet holes everywhere. Happy?
User avatar #79 to #63 - deltaxomega (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes b/c i hear that the undertaker is looking for an assistance you interested?
#22 - mistlarousse (01/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21 - randomlunchbox (01/04/2013) [-]
What do you do about walls?
#19 - theturtletorres (01/04/2013) [-]
**theturtletorres rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at And the Problem? ** What I do when I'm alone for a week
**theturtletorres rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at And the Problem? ** What I do when I'm alone for a week
#46 to #19 - josephkirk (01/04/2013) [-]
ummm what is that?
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User avatar #48 to #46 - goodguygary ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
this is what an anon said on the original comment

"Workahaulics - the guys wife made him a mold of her vagina before she had a baby so he could have sex with that if she gets ruined."
User avatar #49 to #48 - josephkirk (01/04/2013) [-]
0_o really!? that is awesome of her to do that!
#17 - victoryismine ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
My father is going away for ten days, I'll be staying at his house while he's gone. Now I know what to do to keep from being bored.
My father is going away for ten days, I'll be staying at his house while he's gone. Now I know what to do to keep from being bored.
User avatar #27 to #17 - antisocialtwilight (01/04/2013) [-]
Masturbate?
User avatar #59 to #27 - victoryismine ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dafuqman (01/04/2013) [-]
OP better deliver. Pics or it din't happen.
User avatar #58 to #18 - victoryismine ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh it'll happen.
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#13 - spartusee (01/04/2013) [-]
But which wolf do I feed?
#11 - oneandonlynigger (01/04/2013) [-]
I once did something like this.   
   
My family was away for  a week, and boredom overtook me and I decided some 						****					 needed to be seriously 						******					 up.   
   
I cut enough half-inch thick strips of wood for every step in my house (which is a 						********					), and used woodworkers glue to attach them to the front edge of each step.   
   
The result was a hardly noticeable overhang on each stair. When my family got back, I gave them a loving greeting in the front entranceway, a simple facade for the treacherous intentions I possessed.   
   
I watched in amazement as each one of my family, my mother, my father, and my older sister, tried walking up the stairs. Each of them tripped and faceplanted the first 						*******					 step.   
   
After my dad fell I smirked. After my mom fell I laughed.   
   
MFW my sister hit the dirt.
I once did something like this.

My family was away for a week, and boredom overtook me and I decided some **** needed to be seriously ****** up.

I cut enough half-inch thick strips of wood for every step in my house (which is a ******** ), and used woodworkers glue to attach them to the front edge of each step.

The result was a hardly noticeable overhang on each stair. When my family got back, I gave them a loving greeting in the front entranceway, a simple facade for the treacherous intentions I possessed.

I watched in amazement as each one of my family, my mother, my father, and my older sister, tried walking up the stairs. Each of them tripped and faceplanted the first ******* step.

After my dad fell I smirked. After my mom fell I laughed.

MFW my sister hit the dirt.
#146 to #11 - nyehsquidward (01/04/2013) [-]
I love these
User avatar #99 to #11 - amoussa (01/04/2013) [-]
let's see how funny it is when your parents probably end up in a wheel chair, subsequently being out of work, losing their top jobs, losing your house/possessions (if not, then no more nice things due to lack of financial income) and you having to look after them for the rest of your life.

don't worry, I still giggled
#150 to #99 - cannonassult (01/05/2013) [-]
****					 your opinion and
**** your opinion and
#116 to #99 - onceapiece (01/04/2013) [-]
Yes, because after all that, whether or not you giggled is what he truly worries about when he goes to sleep at night
#78 to #11 - carlyb (01/04/2013) [-]
In an episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon talks about how he did this to his dad, things didn't go well for him either.
#74 to #11 - lejontronman (01/04/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
User avatar #23 to #11 - corsairjoshua (01/04/2013) [-]
Why is there dirt on your stairs?
#10 - AmandaNicole (01/04/2013) [-]
MFW my parents are leaving in a couple weeks.

I now know what I'll be doing that entire week.
#77 to #10 - carlyb (01/04/2013) [-]
Fapping very loudly?
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