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#282 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP THUMB ME UP
#292 to #282 - Schwarzenegger ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Don' be scurrd
#285 to #282 - cannibislover (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm from the future.   
I got you this video of your death.
I'm from the future.
I got you this video of your death.
#304 to #285 - rotinaj (01/04/2013) [-]
Is that his head?
User avatar #307 to #304 - cannibislover (01/04/2013) [-]
No, it's her purse.
#333 to #307 - rotinaj (01/04/2013) [-]
Cool, that would have been ******* hardcore otherwise. Like your name bro
#287 to #284 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
You think I care about your puny little red thumb, punk? I'm an expert green thumb baiter, I've accumulated thousands of positive thumbs from one content post and have had several dozens by my mere presence among the threads. Think that won't matter? Think your opinion counts? I've survived waves of red thumb assaults in my home town, your opinion doesn't matter, when one shows up in the counter it's overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of green thumbs all the users and anons dish out at my comments. To give you an idea of just how powerful I am, I have friends from foreign and even deadly image boards available at my beck and call. I barely even have to make an effort to start what we call thumb orgies resulting in 50+ thumbs per comment in under 10 seconds flat. So go ahead, press that button, I dare you. I have impenetrable red armor on that wards off red thumbers like you, I have the means to remove your thumb count if necessary and everyone else by a simple key press. It's a waste of 0.23 seconds of your life to do so. And you know what, if we EVER find out who you are we'll hunt down and perma-thumb ban you from the site. So go on, your move, kiddo.
#295 to #287 - Schwarzenegger ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#329 to #295 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
BREAKING NEWS! NOT ONLY CAN ASIANS READ MINDS BUT MEXICANS CAN TELEPORT

Studies have shown that mexican genetics can allow them to teleport. Notice their sunburn. The number one sign of time travel and flight

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MEXICAN CLONING AND TELEPORTATION.

YOU WANT PROOF THAT THEY CAN TELEPORT? My cat went missing today and I couldn't find him anywhere. I CHECKED ALL MY POCKETS AND HE WASN'T THERE
#312 to #295 - dubstepforme (01/04/2013) [-]
Just made my ******* night
#296 to #295 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
You're a cotton headed ***** muggin.
User avatar #288 to #287 - palmtoyourface (01/04/2013) [-]
but you are anonymous so nobody gives a ****
#278 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping.
"Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 13 years old Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless he began massaging the spot where a penis should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped. "What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?" "Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?" Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously.
Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long cock expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long as wide as a city block.
"Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak.
"Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body.
#274 - bloodeyes (01/04/2013) [-]
**bloodeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at my Luna wallpaer ** what my dad gave me
#317 to #274 - dyejordan (01/04/2013) [-]
**dyejordan rolled a random image posted in comment #2434687 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** What my dad gave me
#293 to #274 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
GIMME
User avatar #273 - SecondRealAccount (01/04/2013) [-]
HEY GUYS ITS 1:07AM AND I HAVE TO GET UP AT 6. I ALSO HAVE A PAPER DUE TOMORROW THAT I HAV'NT EVEN STARTED. :D...help me
User avatar #286 to #273 - taquitogir ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Mc donalds is always open for you
User avatar #276 to #273 - bandoslootshare (01/04/2013) [-]
stop being in middle school.. college kids are still on winter break
User avatar #280 to #276 - SecondRealAccount (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm in highschool, break ended on the 2nd
#302 to #280 - cerealgal (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm in high school and I'm still on break for another 3 days
User avatar #271 - deathrun (01/04/2013) [-]
is your ******* dad chuck greene?
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#270 - flutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #266 - cocoman (01/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The rea...GUNSHOT*
User avatar #265 - illumiknight (01/04/2013) [-]
You know you are a Funnyjunker when you check to see if this is on the dildo channel.
#264 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
BREAKING NEWS! NOT ONLY CAN ASIANS READ MINDS BUT MEXICANS CAN TELEPORT

Studies have shown that mexican genetics can allow them to teleport. Notice their sunburn. The number one sign of time travel.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MEXICAN CLONING AND TELEPORTATION. WE CAN NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
User avatar #261 - deliciousjoecocker (01/04/2013) [-]
But then he would go to juvie and get bullied by people who probably do far worse things than name calling and swrilies.
#260 - sunnruner (01/04/2013) [-]
**sunnruner rolled a random image posted in comment #418878 at Anime & Manga ** what my dad gave me
#291 to #260 - waldoishere (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh my god, your dad is amazing.
#254 - ghostrollerelite (01/04/2013) [-]
**ghostrollerelite rolled a random image posted in comment #2513616 at MLP Friendly Board ** what my dad gave me
#253 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
hey guys come thumb this up, it's my first oc
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4345067/Feminist+logic/
User avatar #267 to #253 - cocoman (01/04/2013) [-]
comments as anon, links to users content.
kiddin me?
User avatar #252 - theswede (01/04/2013) [-]
He should name it the Board of Education (Fallout 3 reference)
#250 - jalthelas (01/04/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #2758949 at MLP Friendly Board **
#249 - sippay (01/04/2013) [-]
**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Thats why you mustnt believe in physics ** what my dad gives me
#245 - blutzcrunk (01/04/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2418718 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
<TFW
#239 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
What good are the nails if the pointy ends aren't sticking out?
User avatar #246 to #239 - Lightclaw (01/04/2013) [-]
More painful.
#238 - wehavecandy (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm talking to my crush on Facebook and I need something to say, fast.
User avatar #251 to #238 - rocksteady (01/04/2013) [-]
Have you ever masterbaited with a dildo up your ass.
#241 to #238 - koshana (01/04/2013) [-]
How's life?
#244 to #241 - wehavecandy (01/04/2013) [-]
And you anticipated that I haven't actually started the conversation yet. I'm just Facebook stalking her atm. You are a genius.
#247 to #244 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
To start a conversation. you should totally say.
"How do you start a conversation with a cute girl?" and when she answers, say "oh, never mind. I found out. :)"
#263 to #247 - wehavecandy (01/04/2013) [-]
Here's how it went.
Me: How do I start a conversation with a cute girl?
Her: Tell her you have genital warts.
#277 to #263 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
anything after?
#279 to #277 - wehavecandy (01/04/2013) [-]
I said, "I have genital warts." She tweeted it.
User avatar #289 to #279 - sepheroth (01/04/2013) [-]
She tweeted that you have genital warts?
#283 to #279 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
Talk after that?
#281 to #279 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/04/2013) [-]
Really?
#256 to #247 - wehavecandy (01/04/2013) [-]
Anon, please don't let me down.
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