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#148 - noobofdoom
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(01/03/2013) [-]
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#147 - chewieisthebest
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#182 to #147 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/03/2013) [-]
which episode is that from
#313 to #182 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
The first episode of the Hellsing tv-anime.
#134 - mschweiz
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(01/03/2013) [-]
i just wanted to let any Hellsing Ultimate fans that OVA 10 is subbed now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe2tn0X-zL0
#199 to #134 - beerterror
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Imma watch it, deeply indebted.
Imma watch it, deeply indebted.
#183 to #134 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/03/2013) [-]
THANK YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU SO MUCH
#149 to #134 - roflstorm
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Thank ******* christ
#145 to #134 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
FINALLY, oh man I've been waiting all year for this.
#132 - leninade ONLINE
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#138 to #132 - anotherponyaccount
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(01/03/2013) [-]
this might work too....
this might work too....
#139 to #138 - leninade ONLINE
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(01/03/2013) [-]
So might this, ye bloody heathen.
#142 to #139 - docxy
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#140 to #139 - anotherponyaccount
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(01/03/2013) [-]
oh Marmaduke you can't ride a bike, you're a dog.
#119 - anotherponyaccount
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#151 to #119 - shiifter
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The guy on the right is just as ******* retarded. He's just as angsty with the added ************ of ******* his own sister. Even Edward wouldn't do that. The only reason alucard wouldn't eat his ass is because he doesn't want to catch whatever makes him such an angsty bitch.

Incedentally, this is the same reason he does not eat edward, and instead, beats him to death with his own legs.

But, just not to break the combo, here is another demotivational
#171 to #151 - anotherponyaccount
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(I don't even know who they guy on the right is(I'm goin to assume a 'vampire knight' character))
#327 to #171 - shiifter
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He's some whiny emo faggot who functioned as a deuteragonist to yuki, his sister, who he proceeded to have sex with at the end of the series. But that's okay, because he's a vampire, and vampirism totally justifies incest.
#120 to #119 - anotherponyaccount
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(01/03/2013) [-]
finally my Hellsing folder is useful
#325 to #135 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
If Twilight was a millionth of how awesome these guys are, it would have been acceptable. They're not even close to a millionth.
#136 to #135 - anotherponyaccount
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And i'm out(well..i just don't feel like posting any more)
And i'm out(well..i just don't feel like posting any more)
#197 to #136 - zielscheibe
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thank you for posting
#117 - vladhellsing
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#114 - thekingofop **User deleted account**
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#189 to #114 - ButtonFly
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(01/03/2013) [-]
"When you assume you make an ass of u and me."
#115 to #114 - MrHare
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You, sir, contradict yourself.
You say we assume, but you too are assuming in that statement that we all assume.
#129 to #115 - thekingofop **User deleted account**
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#112 - thatguyinabox
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(01/03/2013) [-]
The Crimson ******!!!
#110 - ReturnDarkKnight
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I checked out this manga from my library. I'm a little bit more tempted to start those now.
#111 to #110 - agnaraed ONLINE
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(01/03/2013) [-]
the anime is even better than the manga for once
#113 to #111 - ReturnDarkKnight
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Then I shall view both.
#116 to #113 - hatemountain
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Watch the OVA though, there is another animé as well but that one is very wierd and does not follow the story, at all. It's still cool though.
#108 - alucord
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a few moments latter
a few moments latter
#107 - alucord
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(01/03/2013) [-]
THEN I ****** THE FEAR TURKEY!
#103 - alucord
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Where is Edward's Big Tittied Police Girl?

That's what I thought
#105 to #103 - roytmustang
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Yuuup.
Yuuup.
#156 to #105 - tarnis
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#328 to #156 - roytmustang
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#104 to #103 - alucord
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I gave that Bitch a Canon

Bitches love Canons
#101 - alucord
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Then Edward Pussed out like a BITCH
#166 to #101 - peizur
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That's been my wallpaper for quite some time.
#99 - youallfags **User deleted account**
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Oh it's just me...   
   
You know, a real ******* Vampire
Oh it's just me...

You know, a real ******* Vampire
#165 to #99 - peizur
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Take the bigger one.
Take the bigger one.
#168 to #165 - youallfags **User deleted account**
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Danke!
#169 to #168 - peizur
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Any time. I have a huge Alucard folder.
#137 to #99 - alucord
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(01/03/2013) [-]
that's a nice finial image on that .gif *cough* my avatar *cough*
#90 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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I'm gay.  My boyfriend and I went to all the Twilight movies for the sole reason of sitting in the front row and being all couple-y so the straight guys behind us that had gotten dragged to the theatre with their girlfriends felt even worse about it.  We literally heard some of them go "See? I told you so!" to their girlfriends.  Lawls were had.
I'm gay. My boyfriend and I went to all the Twilight movies for the sole reason of sitting in the front row and being all couple-y so the straight guys behind us that had gotten dragged to the theatre with their girlfriends felt even worse about it. We literally heard some of them go "See? I told you so!" to their girlfriends. Lawls were had.
#277 to #90 - crazyolitis
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#93 to #90 - heroyoudeserve
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You sir are awesome!
#87 - agnaraed ONLINE
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(01/03/2013) [-]
someone please cut out his face in the last panel and caption it: RAPE TIME
#88 to #87 - agnaraed ONLINE
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sorry not face but all of him
#81 - nevrit
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I honestly can't say I think that is how Alucard would respond.
#78 - modernclassmusic ONLINE
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okay... try and hear me out here as i tell my experience with the abomination "Twilight"...

1st movie - not awful... started miserably, and had awful development with Kristen... later it picked up once it became more slice of life. from that point i was shocked that i was legitimately enjoying the movie, and was eager to see the rest. I especially enjoyed the scene where Edward was showing Kristen around the house. The humor was there, and it wasn't too bitchy whinny or corny (well maybe corny lol). Then the fight scene came and that was awesome, super stupid and silly, and over the top with the burning of the other vamps, but all in all i liked it. Then it had that GOD AWFUL scene where edward sucks the venom out. then it ends eighties style with them dancing... so all in all... two and a half out of five.

2nd movie - the last one i watched. and it was awful... the whole way through. there was nothing good from that movie. it was awful... like Anakin Skywalker angst awful.

TL;DR - the first movie had some potential... but all in all was low par, and the second movie made me want to shove glass down my throat.
#192 to #78 - ButtonFly
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If it helps, I read the entire series. They all suck from start to finish. Every single relatively violent moment in the books was omitted and instead talked about. That honestly disappointed me.
I honestly thought that it would pick up once Edward got laid but he somehow managed to turn into an even more obnoxious angsty teenager after that.
There was one part that I liked. In the fourth book Emit was teasing Edward and Bella about their sex life and comparing it to his own with Rosalie. That was actually a pretty funny moment especially when he described actually destroying an entire house. This moment was short lived 'cause Bella challenged him to an arm wrestle claiming that if she won he would have to stop making fun of them. He agreed and she creamed him.
It bummed me out.
Emit was my favorite character and he stopped talking after that.
#143 to #78 - jellybob ONLINE
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I'm gonna regret saying this but...the third movie had a redeeming moment. The fight between the vampires and wolves was badass
#80 to #78 - neonthethird
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i only ever saw the second, and was DRAGGED into it... i know what you are talking about, it was so awful that if given the chance, i would have walked out of the theater right then and there, fifteen minutes in.
#76 - whycanticaps
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(01/03/2013) [-]
******* Alucard...
#74 - explodadon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
i ******* love alucard
#82 to #74 - nocta
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i love ******* alucard
#84 to #82 - explodadon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
alucard, i love *******.
#86 to #84 - nocta
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(01/03/2013) [-]
*******, i love alucard
#92 to #86 - explodadon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
alucard loves i *******.
#91 to #86 - rel
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Titty sprinkles.
#94 to #91 - explodadon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
i love you. thats like.. my phrase... i legitimately say it all the time for no reason.