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#78 - kilroyxx
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Dick is my name.
Dick is my name.
#100 to #78 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Is your last name Head?
#101 to #100 - kilroyxx
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I wish, can you imagine the hilarity at parties?
#77 - justanotherzombie
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(01/02/2013) [-]
It should say "then I grew up" all of that was ruined way before the internet/
#76 - jittersfj
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Every single one of those things were screwed up for me before the internet...
#75 - loldonkaments
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(01/02/2013) [-]
here we got another reposter, uploading every day 40 reposts, making frontpage. STOP THUMBING REPOSTERS UP!
#71 - ayebro
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#61 - thevic
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Sex and gender are different, too
#60 - darkandbrooding
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(01/02/2013) [-]
"BALLS meant a Round toy"   
pluralis = Singularis?
"BALLS meant a Round toy"
pluralis = Singularis?
#64 to #60 - bobebob
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(01/02/2013) [-]
there, their, they're
it will all be ok, i promise
#55 - gowge
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(01/02/2013) [-]
A screw is not a tool and nuts are not dried fruit.
#67 to #55 - bronybox
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(01/02/2013) [-]
And sex is not a gender.
#58 to #55 - theepiclol
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(01/02/2013) [-]
mfw "nuts are dried fruit"
#59 to #58 - thefrazdude
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Most things we call nuts are actually fruits, although they are already dry
#52 - MasterManiac
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Every time I see the word "come" I immediately think "cum". Thanks a lot internet.
Every time I see the word "come" I immediately think "cum". Thanks a lot internet.
#84 to #52 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That's called puberty. stop blaming the internet.
#51 - flashbuscus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
"Screw was just a tool". OP I think you're doing it wrong
#49 - FuckYouFatBen
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Dirty Sanchez was a filthy Mexican.
#44 - mattyjay
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(01/02/2013) [-]
MOTHER ******* FRUITY NUTS. OH GOD LLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOLLOLOOOO!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! !1111!!!!!!!!!!

NUTS ************, SO FRUITY
#43 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
You are a ******* idiot.
#42 - samuraicrack
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(01/02/2013) [-]
This all became funny/dirty way before i discovered the internet.
#41 - nithorry
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Internet..? More like pre-school!
#40 - jasonmaki
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(01/02/2013) [-]
well...at least the head is still a part of the body!
#39 - ultimoz
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Rubber is still "eraser" in my school...
#37 - creepycarl
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Rusty trombone was just a neglected musical instrument.
#36 - hoshasei
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#35 - snakefire
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(01/02/2013) [-]
My grandmothers husbands name is richard and he prefers to be called dick, and on the car ride to her house she was saying "I hate introducing him to people, dick is such a terrible name. How do you get dick out of richard anyway?"   
   
I quickly responded with "try asking him nicely"   
   
THAT, was a sexual reference.
My grandmothers husbands name is richard and he prefers to be called dick, and on the car ride to her house she was saying "I hate introducing him to people, dick is such a terrible name. How do you get dick out of richard anyway?"

I quickly responded with "try asking him nicely"

THAT, was a sexual reference.
#38 to #35 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
that's a sexual reference