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#3 - ykaliber
Reply +58
(01/01/2013) [-]
Actually, that is brilliant! What if you made a candy cane thát sharp it could puncture someone heart? The warmth of the core temperature of the human body would dissolve the sugary structure of the weapon leaving behind no evidence... it would be like, the perfect kill...
#24 to #3 - maxismahname
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(01/02/2013) [-]
make bullets with it
#28 to #3 - Theyneverknow
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(01/02/2013) [-]
..You're thinking of icicles
Not candy
Candy doesn't melt in the human body
#90 to #3 - jakeattack
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(01/02/2013) [-]
or you know, not leave the murder weapon behind, but that might work. no lawyer is gonna be like the defendant killed her with a candy cane.
#5 to #3 - blahness
Reply +143
(01/01/2013) [-]
or, you know,
use ice
#6 to #5 - ykaliber
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Wait, what... that is even more genius!
#7 to #6 - chrolt
Reply +29
(01/01/2013) [-]
Even better, freeze your piss, and stab someone to death with your own urine!

Or blood. Kill someone with your own blood... Litterally. That's pretty metal.
#15 to #7 - RazzberryRipper
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(01/01/2013) [-]
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#10 to #7 - skateabuga
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(01/01/2013) [-]
#41 to #7 - traycepickering
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#8 to #7 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Then they would find your blood all over the dead body
#9 to #8 - chrolt
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(01/01/2013) [-]
It's not about DNA it's a bout sending a message. I will bleed on you violently till you die. Then ******* know not to mess with you. Cause noone wants to fight a crazy guy.

Plus you can mix it in with some bleach or some **** and ruin the DNA. Dunno how much to mix in, but I'm pretty sure it can be done.
#18 to #8 - angelious
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(01/02/2013) [-]
use your victims blood
#13 to #6 - kobemamba
Reply +5
(01/01/2013) [-]
Called the "Spy-cicle"
#16 - monsieurtimeywimey
Reply +53
(01/02/2013) [-]
33% approval with two votes   
what
33% approval with two votes
what
#17 to #16 - MrPadre
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(01/02/2013) [-]
4 other entries got one vote each maybe
#26 to #16 - normann
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(01/02/2013) [-]
4 people voted on other comments
#27 to #16 - seawrath
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#19 to #16 - sao
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Imagine this. Kate, Bill, Sphincter, Lettuce, Jackoff, and Unibrow all answer the question. Kate gets 2 votes, Bill gets 1, Sphincter gets 1, Lettuce gets 0, Jackoff gets 1, and Unibrow gets 1. Now tell me, what percentage of the votes does Kate have?

MrPradre, I'm just giving him an image.
#23 to #19 - doctorgiano
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(01/02/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SPHICTER, LETTUCE, JACKOFF AND UNIBROW.   
Oh God, I can't stop laughing
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SPHICTER, LETTUCE, JACKOFF AND UNIBROW.
Oh God, I can't stop laughing
#35 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
>33%
>2 Votes
#42 to #35 - thejerseyjenn
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(01/02/2013) [-]
maybe there were 6 voters..
#54 - darcandkharg
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Can anyone explain to me how to roll images and users, was off for a year a little while ago so I didn't bother asking anyone when I first saw it.
#56 to #54 - dikslapping
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#60 to #54 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user tetris fan **
#55 to #54 - sixfivefour
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(01/02/2013) [-]
at the beginning of your comment put *roll picture* or *roll user*
#58 to #55 - darcandkharg
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**darcandkharg rolled a random image posted in comment #2368330 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board **
**darcandkharg rolled a random image posted in comment #2368330 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board **
#66 to #58 - scootymcbooty **User deleted account**
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#59 to #58 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
"roll 2"
#57 to #55 - darcandkharg
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(01/02/2013) [-]
nice, right on, thanks man.
#43 - snerus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
You know, you could just hit them with it. I hear people drop health packs when you kill someone with it.
#88 - essp **User deleted account**
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#141 to #88 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(01/02/2013) [-]
They've already started
#108 to #88 - kaycie
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#2 - squishypyro ONLINE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
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#29 to #2 - Theyneverknow
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(01/02/2013) [-]
"What are you making?"
"A knife"
"You're making a knife with a knife?"
"Got a better way?"
10 Internets to whoever gets the reference
#12 to #2 - hemming
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Why sharpen a candy cane when he already have a knife...?
#14 to #12 - evilanakie
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(01/01/2013) [-]
eash knife has a set blade shape
so if you stab someone they can find out what model it was and then find the knife and dna
no matter how much you clean it will always be there
wait theres acid
hue
#157 to #14 - hemming
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(01/02/2013) [-]
There's no way they can find the knife model by looking at the wound...
#79 - HarvietheDinkle
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(01/02/2013) [-]
"report abuse"
#73 - whopperinfection
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(01/02/2013) [-]
<---This came back to my head...
<---This came back to my head...
#50 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I'm more concerned that the question is listed as "resolved".

My god he actually did it.
#70 to #50 - elevation
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Brother? I'm so frightened.
#52 to #50 - beefking
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #411522 at Anime &amp; Manga **
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #411522 at Anime & Manga **
#95 - quall **User deleted account**
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#137 to #95 - buthow
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I got a similar story if you wanna hear it (just brother related). My older brother was chasing me down the street shooting at me with a BB gun. He then put the gun back in the house where my little brother found it and shot the new plasma screen TV (back in 2007 plasma screens were less common.) Although I was outside and my older brother was in his room I blamed the busted TV on myself. My parents were so angry.

#107 to #95 - kaycie
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#116 to #95 - kanatana
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Trips aren't always tons of fun... ** Good Guy Brother: Gets shanked by sibling, blames it on pet.
Bad Luck Brother: Cat gets blamed for brother, gets euthanized.
#20 - demonfish ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
The answer is yes, and I have tried it before.
#25 to #20 - darkjustifier
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Kept breaking on my skin before entering, so no peppermint flavored blood~ahue
#31 to #25 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
get help emo
#33 to #31 - darkjustifier
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Honestly I was joking.
#61 to #33 - grumpythefirst ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**grumpythefirst rolls 34** I thought it was funny. A joke is a joke.
**grumpythefirst rolls 34** I thought it was funny. A joke is a joke.
#128 - ultracougar
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Good thing they have this.
#77 - shreddddzd
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(01/02/2013) [-]
as if half the **** we see asked on yahoo answers isn't just trolls
#156 to #77 - notstill
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(01/02/2013) [-]
still pretty funny
#47 - ljhpie
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I hate when people respond to a question with other questions for the sake of being funny.
#48 to #47 - techketzer
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Why didn't you take your butthurt to /hating/?
#145 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/02/2013) [-]
#147 to #145 - gazajunk
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2255312 at FJ RPG ** items killed your family?
#154 to #147 - pokemonfreek
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(01/02/2013) [-]
related roll
#148 to #147 - funnyjunkforlife
Reply 0
(01/02/2013) [-]
^ post
^ post
#149 - qjmihuia
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**qjmihuia rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Barney Stinson's trunk ** mfw posts like that
**qjmihuia rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Barney Stinson's trunk ** mfw posts like that
#44 - pioneermhm
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(01/02/2013) [-]
http: //9gag. com /gag/6219448
Conclusion:
Op is a fag

And yes, I go to 9gag and dont give a **** what you think about that
#45 to #44 - reallythemaster
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Wait. Then why is he a fag?
If you don't care about 9gag, why is him posting 9gag content a bad thing?
Because it's not his?
He never takes credit for it, and it's clearly just a screen shot of someone else's question/comment.
#46 to #45 - pioneermhm
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Im pissed off because most people here hate 9gag yet they repost from it
#30 - peggscott
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Because its cheaper than divorce??... and you could also eat the sweet, sweet evidence after the murder had been done??
Because its cheaper than divorce??... and you could also eat the sweet, sweet evidence after the murder had been done??
#34 to #30 - upyoursnumbnuts ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I was pissed when he left the series.
#36 to #34 - peggscott
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Same, but its been left open for a return, he wasn't killed off... But Joe Gilgun is a ******* superb replacement!! Can't complain, love him in it almost as much!!
#38 to #36 - upyoursnumbnuts ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I hate him. I watched a couple of episodes with him but he just gets on my nerves. I haven't watched anything since.
#39 to #38 - peggscott
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(01/02/2013) [-]
hmm... Is that only because of who he replaced, or if he had been in it from the start do you think you would still hate him??
#40 to #39 - upyoursnumbnuts ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have watched the series if e had been in it from the start. The man just gets on my nerves.
#21 - Mahazama
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I think it's fairly obvious why it's in Marriage & Divorce.........