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#23 - icanpaintyay
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#135 - saladtongsofdeath
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what am i doing with my life? no wife, no kids, all i have to my name is a bachelor burrow and the occasional cottontail call once a week. winter solstice ended and i emerged a new and determined rabbit. i went to the local patch looking for that perfect wife to no avail. till one day, i was hopping along to get some grub when i saw a damsel in distress, a local troublemaker named Willy the Wiesel was chasing his next meal. Left turn, right turn, the little bunny couldnt shake off her attacker, exhausted from the chase, the little rabbit turned to face her doom with the most determined look on her face. I couldn't take it anymore i leaped from the bushes and jumped between them. "RUN" i bellowed and she did... i knew what was to come, i have felt this pulsing rush to my head before, and it never ended well for those in my range... the last thing i remembered before blacking out was Willy pouncing at me with fangs exposed and claws at the ready. When i came to, i saw the glow of an angel standing before me, Was i in heaven? no, i felt the sharp pain of a lacerated ear and a few broken ribs. as soon as my eyes focused, i saw the bloodied remains of Willy, a few hops away from me and the bunny i rescued looking at me with the biggest most beautiful eyes i have ever seen. "whats your name dollface?" i muttered, "Rachel the Rabbit" she said, and just like that, i was in love. two winters have passed and i couldnt be happier, we had 2 litters and a small quaint little burrow outside a little farm... till one day i find myself captured by a monster.... a monster who brought me into his burrow and who threw my wife.. my love.. my life.. in a cage with one of those silverspooned fed ************* who betrayed his kind and joined the two legged monster... weeks after weeks i witnessed my wife violated till she only had dark holes where her eyes where, and just when she was a shell of her former self, he took a firestick to her head. then to me and i knew, i was coming home.
#142 to #135 - drownedmoon
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The feels.
#49 - weinerdick
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#151 - messerauditore ONLINE
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>Has a rabbit problem
>Gets revenge by buying another rabbit, and allowing them to breed making 3 more litters worth of rabbits

Seems logical.
#146 - sosdani
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RabbitsFW
#131 - breakfastlunch
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#55 - buttwhipe
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And people ask why I dont go on /b/....
And people ask why I dont go on /b/....
#56 to #55 - moooossseeee
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That moment when apparently /r9k/ is /b/.
#90 - summerx
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#78 - bossincgd
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#115 - kaycie
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#71 - curtisbentley
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This ain't /b/.   
   
It's /r9k/.
This ain't /b/.

It's /r9k/.
#73 to #71 - torchrose
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OP never said it was /b/ idiot
#75 to #73 - curtisbentley
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I'm talking about 50% of the comments being .gifs about /b/ compared to the rest of the internet. Though insulting someone online.   
   
That always works.
I'm talking about 50% of the comments being .gifs about /b/ compared to the rest of the internet. Though insulting someone online.

That always works.
#77 to #75 - torchrose
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Then those people are autistic and please forgive my original insult of calling you an idiot
#79 to #77 - curtisbentley
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#83 to #79 - lolgangstabritz
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Sercasm!
#67 - fortes
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#60 - thatguyathatplace
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#4 - clifford
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goddamn this is hilarious
#155 - fuckinniggers
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#143 - benandlucy [OP]
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Holy cow this got to front page! Mfw walking through Funny Junk today.
Holy cow this got to front page! Mfw walking through Funny Junk today.
#149 to #143 - bitchplzzz
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how do you walk through here?
I need to use a damn computer, stupid old ass technology
#127 - augustusxxiv
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That actually gave me a feel. Poor Rabbit...
That actually gave me a feel. Poor Rabbit...
#70 - psychfouronenine
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>His face when rabbits
#32 - advicedude
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My god this is sick....but I couldn't stop reading.
#20 - manofparody ONLINE
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I always wandered what type of life the bad guys in movies led before that moment... Guess this is it.