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User avatar #111577 - lulzforalpsplane (06/13/2015) [-]
HITLER WAS WHITE

RACE CAR NOW
#111578 to #111577 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
fun fact:
Racecar is a palindrome
#111557 - princessren (06/13/2015) [-]
I've been stuck in another state visiting my grandparents with nothing to do.
I saw a Catholic Bible so I decided to read it.
G-guise...I think I found God!
#111574 to #111557 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
That movie had a reaaally strange homosexual undertone, especially considering it was Jesus and Buddha.
That movie had a reaaally strange homosexual undertone, especially considering it was Jesus and Buddha.
#111572 to #111557 - ragnarfag ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Good job
User avatar #111559 to #111557 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
O rly?

where?
User avatar #111562 to #111559 - princessren (06/13/2015) [-]
In my heart ====
User avatar #111563 to #111562 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
elaborate

is he chewing it from the inside out or is he holding on to the wall of your heart?
what is he? Im curious even though I know the possibility of you joking is at 70%
User avatar #111564 to #111563 - princessren (06/13/2015) [-]
It's like he is giving my heart a big omnipotent hug :3
User avatar #111565 to #111564 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
adorable. stop being so...adorable
User avatar #111566 to #111565 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
i think you are turning gay
User avatar #111567 to #111566 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
And I think you've been a gay pony lover all along.
User avatar #111575 to #111570 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
No thankyou.
#111546 - lulzforalpsplane (06/13/2015) [-]
Based on the polls collected yesterday. I, the Minister of the Interior have come up with the results of the research collected. The data shows that people are happy with the way the board is now and no change needs to be done. If anything, said change can harm the current positive perspective.

Thus the action is to keep everything the way it is.

A message from the Minister of the Interior, Jon.
User avatar #111541 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
First human head-to-body transplant: Russian man to undergo revolutionary surgery Now this will be interresting
User avatar #111568 to #111541 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
but

but where will we get the body?
User avatar #111569 to #111568 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Probably recently deceased people. In the future however.... synthetics!
#111571 to #111569 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
>deceased people.

and god knows what killed the deceased before in this body.
User avatar #111573 to #111571 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Could be anything
Accidents, organ failures etc.

Anyhow cloning bodies is also a possibility they already did so with a sheep many years ago.
User avatar #111601 to #111573 - syrianassassinsoul (06/14/2015) [-]
i hope this technology is not used to make asshole governers alive forever.

you know what im speaking about.
User avatar #111680 to #111601 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Immortality by age doesn't mean that people stay in power forever. They are still limited by the political rules in their country and can still be overthrown or killed
User avatar #111681 to #111680 - syrianassassinsoul (06/14/2015) [-]
not when they are always in power.
User avatar #111682 to #111681 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
No one is always in power
User avatar #111556 to #111541 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
What do you guys think? An abomination or the future of medical science?

Imagine how long we could last if we were to transplant our head onto synthetic bodies.
User avatar #111579 to #111556 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
but what about the degradation of the brain itself? do you think we could come up with a conciousness transplant without horrible crippling side affects?
User avatar #111580 to #111579 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
The brain will indeed die eventually. However we would last much longer. If you're looking for immortality this is the first step. I imagine the second would be to upload your consciousness digitally.

As for the side effects, they will be weeded out with time and experiments. Just imagine the possibilities.
User avatar #111581 to #111580 - unforgivenfive (06/14/2015) [-]
what about the "experiments" to get to that point. what happens to them? even if they were done voluntarily do you think its still in the realm of morality to have them undergo what ever random problems come about from trying to attain what g-d has deemed unfit for us at this time?
User avatar #111582 to #111581 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
These experiments are obviously done on animals first to ensure their success. This is nothing different than testing medicine with potentially bad side effects on animals (which we already do).

As for the god argument. It's completely irrelevant to me. It's an overused argument brought forward every damn time we have a scientific breakthrough.

If god meant us to fly we would have wings!
We shouldn't make mess with gods nature!
Stop playing god!
blablabla you get the point
#111583 to #111582 - unforgivenfive (06/14/2015) [-]
flying is one thing. building tall and creating physical things is one thing.
Transfering one "person" in to another empty "person" or cloning somebody, thats entirely different. your advancing evolution on your own terms instead of natures terms.
basically messing with the natural order!
User avatar #111693 to #111583 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
If we didn't mess with the natural order, there is a possibility that you might not have met Omar. Beyond the obvious us being on computers, I was thte one who got Omar into the group chat.
User avatar #111591 to #111583 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Like you would say... Have a little faith
#111584 to #111583 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
We have been messing with the natural order for thousands of years! It started by domesticating crops!

People say the same thing every time. If we listened to these people we would never have gotten anywhere.

Look at how much we've evolved in just the past 100 years. If this works it could bring humanity to the apex of our evolution.
User avatar #111534 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
**syrianassassinsoul used "*roll cah answer*"**
**syrianassassinsoul rolls A rival dojo.** Islam will dominate the world if only we used _______.
User avatar #111698 to #111534 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
**cognosceteipsum used "*roll cah answer*"**
**cognosceteipsum rolls Chutzpah.**

Humanity will for out because of this
User avatar #111705 to #111698 - unforgivenfive (06/14/2015) [-]
Chutzpah- shameless audacity; impudence.

>Humanity will for out
whut?
User avatar #111712 to #111705 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Die out
User avatar #111713 to #111712 - unforgivenfive (06/14/2015) [-]
dats actually quite funny
User avatar #111714 to #111713 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
It's not that funny; just fitting.
User avatar #111699 to #111698 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Unforgivenfive
Zaxplab
User avatar #111549 to #111534 - lulzforalpsplane (06/13/2015) [-]
**lulzforalpsplane used "*roll cah answer*"**
**lulzforalpsplane rolls Leaving an awkward voicemail.**

Syrian does what with his ass?
User avatar #111552 to #111549 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
*Fart noises recorded for 20 minutes*
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User avatar #111539 to #111534 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll cah answer*"**
**Zaxplab rolls Words, words, words.**

Jews have controlled western society since WWII with ____________.
User avatar #111540 to #111539 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
great roll m8
#111535 to #111534 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
Indeed.

we train our muslim women to be a ninja.
User avatar #111514 - cleverguy (06/13/2015) [-]
which did you discover first, your moral views or your religious views?
User avatar #111536 to #111514 - eight (06/13/2015) [-]
Moral views. It was often in conflict with my religious views.
User avatar #111532 to #111514 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
Moral views, with religious views being interpolated shortly thereafter.
User avatar #111524 to #111514 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Religious. Didn't think a lot about morality at all.
User avatar #111523 to #111514 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
as same as ragnar. as for me morality connected me to my religion and my religion connected me to my morality.
User avatar #111521 to #111514 - ragnarfag ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Moral, because I became religious later.
User avatar #111522 to #111521 - cleverguy (06/13/2015) [-]
i have a feeling that would be the general correlation for many people

i think there is a cause-effect relationship there
User avatar #111533 to #111522 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
for me my parents decided to show me the "hows and whats" of morality then explaining to me a "why" I should be that way
User avatar #111542 to #111533 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Indoctrination
User avatar #111543 to #111542 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
OY m8

its called parenting you DIP
User avatar #111544 to #111543 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Parenting = Indoctrination?
User avatar #111548 to #111545 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
That's actually a good point when I think of it.
User avatar #111550 to #111548 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
then anyone born out of a vagina is a sheeple.

according to you every person on earth is a sheeple
User avatar #111553 to #111550 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Not completely
I'm holding on to my view of a limited freedom
User avatar #111554 to #111553 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
if we're all indoctrinated from the birth. and only have physically limited free will

then we are all basically robots/computers...according to you
User avatar #111555 to #111554 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
We are indeed. But we are complicated machines. Our complexity alone allows for some interresting possibilities
User avatar #111558 to #111555 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
thats your mind trying to tell you youre sane and not a robot
User avatar #111560 to #111558 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Quite the possibility. But if my mind disallow me to see the truth there is very little I can do about it.
I've got to make do with the what I have
#111494 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
oh religion board, talk finance to me.
#111498 to #111494 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
do you have a 401 K?
what about penny stocks? do you want me to manage your portfolio and add some bill bonds?

what do you think we could do to solve the housing crisis in the homeland Israel ?
User avatar #111511 to #111498 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
so is this how you jews shill in the banks?
#111499 to #111498 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
Oy..... vey.....


Decreasing the Required Reserves Ratio couldn't hurt.
User avatar #111500 to #111499 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
how would that help create affordable housing?
User avatar #111517 to #111500 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Seize more property from Palestinians
User avatar #111529 to #111517 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
nah thats lowering the possibility of finding peace. and raising the price to "rent" land to build on.
User avatar #111530 to #111529 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
>>#111528,
User avatar #111531 to #111530 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
Im not dense.
User avatar #111527 to #111517 - lulzforalpsplane (06/13/2015) [-]
>butthurt fagget detected
User avatar #111528 to #111527 - whoozy ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Your detector is broken
This was merely a joke
User avatar #111501 to #111500 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
It makes it easier for banks to give loans.


A bank should not solely be a place where money is kept, a bank should also be a place where loans are made and money supply is increased.
User avatar #111502 to #111501 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
interesting.
maybe adding more banks would be a good idea? more competition, better organization, cause right now the 2-3 main banks have SHIT tier policies
User avatar #111503 to #111502 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
1: decrease RRR allows banks to loan more
2: decrease discount rate makes loaning cheaper
3: promote recycling materials so you dont have to start from scratch with every house
4: accept lower wages so construction companies can get more resources and hire more people
5: have the govt buy securities
User avatar #111504 to #111503 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
lower wages would reduce the amount of buying power
creating a loan market wont solve the problem at hand.
though I agree cheaper labor would mean lower cost housing I think find low cost alternative materials would mean OVERALL lower market price, regardless of labor cost
User avatar #111505 to #111504 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
It depends on contraction vs expansion.

contraction combats inflation
expansion combats depression
User avatar #111506 to #111505 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
well its also no surprise that israeli currencies have been prone to inflation, hell we've gone through 3 different currencies in 65 years
#111507 to #111506 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
Go shekel or go home, baby.
User avatar #111508 to #111507 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
more on this later.. its late here.

have a good night moshey goldfarb yes I will continue to call you that. come up witha first name for Mr. Burgestein will ya?
User avatar #111509 to #111508 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
Gotcha, later!
#111472 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
as faggots here are whining about no Serious discuss.

In funnyjunk. boards arent created for serious discuss only. in fact, it is created to gather people with opinion in the board where they should be.

example:
MLP is for My Little Bastard show faggot fans belongs there.
Autism we all know why.
Religion is for religious people. and not some neckbeards who want everyone to believe what they say about god is 100% FACT!

and the story goes to the same with every board.
User avatar #111473 to #111472 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
There's a difference between joking and being an ass to everyone all the time.

You'll get it one day.
#111475 to #111474 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Why not use the original?
User avatar #111476 to #111475 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
answer me

to everyone?
User avatar #111477 to #111476 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
To everyone who doesn't share your religious beliefs and your ratio of 99% shitposts*
#111478 to #111477 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
ragnarfag is not muslim and i respect him
unforgivenfive is not muslim and i respect him
alekksandar is not muslim i respect him
Zaxplab is not muslim i respect him
lulz i not muslim i respect him
schnizel is not muslim i respect him
youregaylol is not muslim i respect him
sethorin is not muslim i respect him

want to go down more more more and more?
User avatar #111512 to #111478 - schnizel ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
<3
no homo
#111490 to #111478 - Zaxplab (06/13/2015) [-]
I feel so loved lately
#111495 to #111490 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
"Moshey Goldfarb, keep your mouth shut while the kebab is yelling he might jihad us!"
User avatar #111479 to #111478 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
If you really respect these people it certainly isn't showing to an outsider.

I take it you communicate outside the board then?
#111480 to #111479 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
i have different kind of communication from in and out.
User avatar #111481 to #111480 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
If these people agree with you and feel respected by you I'll apologise for my misguided judgement.
#111482 to #111481 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
Apology accepted.


cant you even see why these religious people are happy by having me here?
beside how we disagree in faith they kinda prefer me here.

if you was here a year ago i swear you will not tell me to shut up. this place used to be a a shithole of circlejerking atheists against religious people.

the first time i decided to comment here was a huge mistake. and guess what?
it was pretty like r/atheism.

here is the proof: www.funnyjunk.com/religion/54159#54159

from November 2014 to now. this board is balanced board between theist and atheists.

and instead being a boring ass serious discuss with the same question and the same answer exactly like beating a dead horse. i created a community like any other board. its not about discussing religion only. but to share our idea, memes and funposting.
User avatar #111496 to #111482 - unforgivenfive (06/13/2015) [-]
I dont think you created it so much as you made an oppourtunity for the religious of FJ to speak up.

Even then when I started commenting on the board again several months ago everyone told me to GTFO. INCLUDING YOU...but I digress.
the state of our little shit hole is the consequence of several people deciding how to act. as its was with the circlejerking atheists
User avatar #111483 to #111482 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Seems like you got harassed by militant atheists a lot. I disprove of these people just as much as you do.

Nowadays however you seem to seek some sort of misguided revenge by attacking every atheist on the board for no good reason.

As long as you treat me like garbage you'll get the same treatment back. You reap what you sow.
User avatar #111484 to #111483 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
i dont treat you as a garbage. but for every atheist who is new here in the beginning i give him an electric shock from me to warn him about who is the boss here.

ca.et as an example appeared with a massive anti religious shitposting here. we did some post harassment to him and now he went away and stopped the shit he do.

consider how i first treated you like a garbage is like a vaccine.

also if i dont llike you i wouldn't be your friend and would be by now shitposting your profile to maximum insult.
User avatar #111485 to #111484 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
That's the impression I'm getting from you. Also your "electric shock" isn't working. It just piss off people and you end up with more caettes.

Like it or not you act just like he do towards non-religious people.

That's no excuse.

You're so generous.... yes this is sarcasm
User avatar #111489 to #111485 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Disagree, it works wonders.
User avatar #111486 to #111485 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
well, boards are like jails. and every jail have some boss who is a part of a prisoner. he who do what he likes and control what he want.

for me. beside how im the only muslim here. i like this place as how i shaped it. and the community here is nice. beside how everyone here is different in faith than others. even atheists here have some opinions here disagree with other atheists.

if you found disagreement or harassment. thats is found in every inch in every society even in your family or relatives.

you need to get used to it like how i got used to the insults from others for being a muslim. finish it by giving them a big grin :^)
User avatar #111487 to #111486 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
You're on a forum. Don't act like some dramatic ruler.

I'm fine with insults, but if that's all you're going to provide it's all you're gonna get in return.
User avatar #111488 to #111487 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
MAKE ME!

oh boy oh boy!
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User avatar #111461 to #111449 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
I wish I wasn't thumb-banned right now.
User avatar #111456 to #111449 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
A master piece
User avatar #111465 to #111451 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
It's ok syrian
We all know you're a fan
#111470 to #111465 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
IM A HUGE FAN INDEED!
User avatar #111429 - tomowrath (06/12/2015) [-]
Jesus tried to tell me to eat his body, what a fucking fag
User avatar #111436 to #111429 - Zaxplab (06/12/2015) [-]
Hey man, don't knock people's fetishes like that.
#111404 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
As Minister of Interior. I am required to collect and research information to better the organization as a whole. This information will be of value and allow this Ministry to make better decisions as to how to improve the board. Your input as a citizen or government worker is valuable. Please quickly take both polls.   
   
Message from the Minister of Interior Affairs, Jon.   
   
strawpoll.me/4612089   
strawpoll.me/4612116
As Minister of Interior. I am required to collect and research information to better the organization as a whole. This information will be of value and allow this Ministry to make better decisions as to how to improve the board. Your input as a citizen or government worker is valuable. Please quickly take both polls.

Message from the Minister of Interior Affairs, Jon.

strawpoll.me/4612089
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User avatar #111430 to #111404 - jorji (06/12/2015) [-]
haha, was this board ever different?
User avatar #111450 to #111430 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
hail cobrastan
User avatar #111492 to #111450 - jorji (06/13/2015) [-]
Haha! You funny, guy. But we all know Arstotzka is best country, yes?
User avatar #111510 to #111492 - syrianassassinsoul (06/13/2015) [-]
yes

now get in the scanner
User avatar #111432 to #111430 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Why didn't your Mom swallow you?
User avatar #111433 to #111432 - jorji (06/12/2015) [-]
She is a big lady, but not THAT big.
#111397 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Spineless from the start, sucked into the part
Circus comes to town, you play the lead clown
Please, please
Spreading his disease, living by his story
Knees, knees
Falling to your knees, suffer for his glory
You will

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah
User avatar #111452 to #111389 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
niggger

that video isnt about rape

the bitch is making fun of bitches getting raped.
User avatar #111454 to #111452 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
which about rape..if its making fun of it.
User avatar #111455 to #111454 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
noooo

this is japan you nigger!!

expect shit shittier than shity shittiest shit
User avatar #111457 to #111455 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
eh still.

in poor taste..go to pol with that shit.
User avatar #111438 to #111390 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
its gross.
User avatar #111440 to #111438 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I think it's kinda hawt
User avatar #111382 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Shocked Orwellian races
Gather united in grief
Nothing is left from the world they have known
Grotesque indifferent belief
Systems have failed
Rules can't control
Corrupt dictators forever dethroned
Lies of the priest
Trust of the blind
Failure of structures manipulate deviant crimes
User avatar #111385 to #111382 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller's mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I'll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!...
#111399 to #111344 - Zaxplab (06/12/2015) [-]
This needs a spot in a cringe comp.   
   
   
For real though, how do we manage to make this sort of thing so much more tolerable?
This needs a spot in a cringe comp.


For real though, how do we manage to make this sort of thing so much more tolerable?
User avatar #111448 to #111399 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
cause we arent killing them?
User avatar #111378 to #111344 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Jesus fuck that looks so pathetic.
User avatar #111383 to #111378 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
now now calm down my friend

i know how disgusting is this
User avatar #111374 to #111344 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
It's like talking to someone a little bit serious*
User avatar #111375 to #111374 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
ohhh coming again

welcome
User avatar #111348 to #111344 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
If reddit bothers you this much, why don't you just ignore it?
User avatar #111349 to #111348 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]

.noooo

you dont understand
User avatar #111351 to #111349 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
What is there to understand?
User avatar #111353 to #111351 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
Ellen Pao is the hip and happenin' new azn CEO of reddit, instead of doing something lulzy and deleting subreddits populated by atheist circlejerkers and various other subhumans, she deletes a fat shaming subreddit in addition to others containing harassment. It's been revealed that she has a long history of combating harassment herself as she was "harassed" by a former boss to the point where she absolutely had to fuck him. Being a cheating whore is not her fault. How else is a liberated azn businesswoman supposed to make her way in the white man's world anyways?
User avatar #111376 to #111353 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Encyclopedia Dramatica again I see
User avatar #111357 to #111353 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Who cares. They run their site how they want to. If you don't like it don't use it

Feeding them attention actually benefits them
User avatar #111359 to #111357 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
thats what i want

r/atheism and FJ Religion board wars
User avatar #111360 to #111359 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
le epic internet meme wars

Grow up
User avatar #111361 to #111360 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
come on

imagine the lulz

or maybe you are a boring ass pleb
User avatar #111362 to #111361 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
This would have sounded intriguing if i were 12
User avatar #111363 to #111362 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
flame war is the best thing could happen in the internet

but you are a boring pleb

plz this site is called Funny Junk and not Boring ass site
User avatar #111364 to #111363 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
You're a child
User avatar #111379 to #111364 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
He is definitely not when you look at his pictures. In fact syrian is the leader of the household ever since his father died.
User avatar #111466 to #111379 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Have fun.
Hope you're more clever this time.
#111467 to #111466 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
ight try not to be such a seriousfag
or I will have to pull out the proxy machine :^
#111468 to #111467 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I'm terrified
User avatar #111435 to #111379 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
So you admit you're only here to shitpost and we should disregard anything you say as such?

I like this place because of the respectable people I mentioned. I enjoy discussing philosophy and the most difficult questions in life. This is the closest place I get to that.
User avatar #111491 to #111435 - lulzforalpsplane (06/13/2015) [-]
Just wanted to add. For all the fun spamming, proxy thumbing and shitposting I've done. I am still responsible for the existence of the /guns/ and /cooking/ board. So I have done more good then harm to this site.
#111437 to #111435 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>like this place because of the respectable people I mentioned. I enjoy discussing philosophy and the most difficult questions in life. This is the closest place I get to that.

Taking the internet this seriously

*insert every fedora pic ever* I normally don't make fun of people for this but you topped the cake my friend
#111439 to #111437 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Taking the internet seriously? I take the people I mentioned seriously, not people like you syrian or degoy.

Run out of comments. Post fedora image. Well memed friend.


Anyways lets look at what we got from this discussion. You're a shitposter and everything you say should be disregarded as such.

I enjoy discussing with other people that have the same interrests as I do.

Do we agree?
User avatar #111441 to #111439 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Almost, add in one thing.

"Anyways lets look at what we got from this discussion. You like to shitpost but a lot of your comments are still serious in nature. It is fairly easy to tell the difference in fact.

I enjoy discussing with other people that have the same interrests as I do, on an internet forum about religion."

This we can agree on.
User avatar #111443 to #111441 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I'm fine with your editing on my part. However I'd like you to show me some comments of yours from this board where you have a proper discussion with people of different opinions.

If you can do that I'll accept your edit.
User avatar #111459 to #111443 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Well, the one we are currently having now.

Well I'm usually shitposting here because this is a dump board like I've said, you can go to /politics/ to see me be serious. But I'll play your little game

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/110961#110961
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/110867#110867
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/109978#109978
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/109668#109668
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/108078#108078
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/105181#105181

Sadly I wanted to link a final one with the red-thumbing storm back in the summer of 2013 (which I organized and created that lasted 3 weeks here) :^)
but its all gone, admin for some fucking reason took off all my good memories

Here are at least some good moments
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/84705#84705 when Jakob is retarded and off his medication
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/84669#84669 resistance was futile
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/85208#85208 it really was, the realization
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/87439#87439 i used to be a fagget who debated religious people on this board back in late 2012- early 2013
User avatar #111463 to #111459 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
The one we're having now took a while to get to.

You have some examples of good posts, but as long as you treat this place as your dump bord while admitting to mostly shitpost you can't claim that A LOT of your comments are serious.

Addy is love, addy is life

Most of the comments you call "good moments" are just bickering.

I appreciate the effort, but I'm not convinced.
User avatar #111464 to #111463 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Too bad. I realize I've on this board for too little. I'm gonna try to make a comeback this summer. Thanks for convincing me.
User avatar #111408 to #111379 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
The fact that you need a safety net (like online anonymity) to show your true face is a testament that you're ashamed of who you really are and afraid to face the judgement of others. In other words you're a weak minded character.

Thank you for furthering my point.

I like this place. It has a lot of respectable people. People like unforgivenfive, cognosceteipsum, cleverguy, ragnarfag, zaxplab and holyfool. All of them are great people to talk to. They contradict people like you, syrian, degoyimizer and caet.

You're welcome.
#111424 to #111408 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
LOL, I never thought you could actually b8 well.
Good job.
User avatar #111425 to #111424 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh now we're going with the bait images? Did you run out of comments? It's the same tactic syrian use when he does.
User avatar #111426 to #111425 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Alright fine. You really want me to take the hook, what do you want me to comment on?
User avatar #111427 to #111426 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I'll make it simple. What's your purpose here?
User avatar #111428 to #111427 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
What is yours?
User avatar #111431 to #111428 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Please have the courtesy to answer the question before asking me another one.
User avatar #111434 to #111431 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Alright. I'll show you mine if you show me yours :^)

I like this place, its fun to shitpost.
User avatar #111411 to #111408 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
I enjoy talking to everyone on this board. except degoyimizer and caet
we may disagree and bicker, but I havent gotten doxxed yet. and I've learnt a lot from everybody.

people need to chill with the ego's though you're right about that
#111409 to #111408 - holyfool (06/12/2015) [-]
Glad to see I am respected, thank you.
User avatar #111381 to #111379 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Growing up isn't just physical age
It'sa mental process aswell
User avatar #111391 to #111381 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Are you the leader of your household? Hmm thought so.
User avatar #111392 to #111391 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I have my own household
What about you? What do you do besides sympathising with nazi's and sucking off syrian?
#111394 to #111392 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>what about me?
That's a nice way to shift the conversation, we were discussing whether Syrian is mature or not but I like the way you tried to do that. Props

>I have my own household
Fair, but I was of course referring to a household with an actual family which is what syrian has to take care of (remember Kuwait culture is different from our own)

>What do you do besides sympathising with nazi's and sucking off syrian?
LOL sucking of syrian. It is rather ironic you say I sympathize with nazis and then suck of syrian in the same sentence. It's almost like you don't see how that makes little sense. Me and syrian disagree a lot, in fact I would consider him my enemy. He hates my place of birth, he hates the West and he wants to invade Europe and erase the purity of European people and culture. I do however manage to put that aside for the bigger picture on this board. So for the record, ur dum kid.

As for what do I do besides that? Well eat, go to school, sleep, hang out with friends, study, ect.
User avatar #111396 to #111394 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
You brought my life into the conversation when you asked me about my houshold. I'm unfair by including your life?

I'm not arguing against Omar's actual life. I can only speak about syrianassasin, his internet persona.

It makes little sense, but you have admitted to the first and have demonstrated the second by constantly defending him. You're both attempting to be as edgy as possible online and it's your online persona I judge you by nothing more.

Good. You should focus more on those things and less on making an ass of yourself on online forums.
#111400 to #111396 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>You brought my life into the conversation when you asked me about my houshold. I'm unfair by including your life?
I used you as an example. You shifted the conversation to me out of spite.

>It makes little sense, but you have admitted to the first and have demonstrated the second by constantly defending him
I'll take your b8. I like order, I like having control of this board. I like it to be under control, so that is why I like what syrian does. I don't know if you remember how the board was back in late 2012 when I first came but it was pretty much a bunch of shit. I like it this way, this. THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE of /religion/.

>You're both attempting to be as edgy as possible online and it's your online persona I judge you by nothing more.
Is that right huh? My political opinion is edgy? You think I care about that, I believe in what makes the most sense to me. That your stupid, progressive-leftist ass doesn't understand is fine by me.
User avatar #111402 to #111400 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
You reap what you sow. I considered this a personal question.

You're speaking of this place as if it were a country. That's just pathetic. What you have now is a bunch of shit. What I want is respectable people, no matter their religion or origin.

Your "edge" doesn't just come from your political opinions. It comes from your use of words your agressive behaviour and your downright despicable character.


You people are constant nuisances that get your thrill from your disrespecting other people. And in return you demand respect?
I know you don't care about my opinions, but believing I care about yours is naive to say the least. Enjoy your online playground.
#111405 to #111402 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>Your "edge" doesn't just come from your political opinions. It comes from your use of words your agressive behaviour and your downright despicable character.
I actually feel pretty glad that you said this. This board is a safe place for me to let my inner angst out. The stuff you hide away from others. I can't be like this to normal friends or acquaintances, or the outside world in general. Only people online and the closest 2 friends I have that I can trust. If this is truly who I am, I am perfectly fine with it.

>You people are constant nuisances that get your thrill from your disrespecting other people. And in return you demand respect?
Nope, I prefer you just feed me.

>You're speaking of this place as if it were a country. That's just pathetic. What you have now is a bunch of shit. What I want is respectable people, no matter their religion or origin.
K, I like the board the way it is now. So the back button works fine if you don't like it.

>Enjoy your online playground.
Thanks bro.
User avatar #111403 to #111402 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Your disrespect of other people*
User avatar #111366 to #111365 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Weird
I don't see "child" anywhere on this list
User avatar #111368 to #111367 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Other could apply to anything
User avatar #111369 to #111368 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
then apply it there.
User avatar #111370 to #111369 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
lolno
Using some epic memelist to disprove a point doesn't work on people above 12

Try again
User avatar #111372 to #111371 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Run out of comments
Post images

Well done
User avatar #111373 to #111372 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
idk

its like talking to rocks.
User avatar #111328 - thewizsam (06/12/2015) [-]
anyone got a snapchat or a kik i just got them but i have no one on them. so can i get yours?
User avatar #111339 to #111328 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
most of us here use skype
User avatar #111401 to #111327 - Zaxplab (06/12/2015) [-]
AGNOSTIC atheist, not professional atheist.
User avatar #111335 to #111327 - caette (06/12/2015) [-]
1. Einstein also said that as long as their was a god, the universe had to be stagnant (not expanding, he was opposed to the big bang theory)
2. Einstein didn't believe in the Abrahamic god, he believed in pantheism, like the universe itself is god
#111336 to #111335 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
still he isnt an atheist
User avatar #111346 to #111336 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Who claimed he was?
User avatar #111352 to #111346 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
i dont need to say it everytime
User avatar #111356 to #111352 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
Saying something multiple times doesn't make it right
This seems strangely hard to grasp for you
User avatar #111337 to #111336 - caette (06/12/2015) [-]
Nobody claimed that he was, also this isn't proof of a god, just because he believed in one
#111338 to #111337 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
i wasnt posting this to be proof of god.

because of your stupidity and your misunderstanding.
i put you as a plebian with unworthy opinion. and replace you with someone who is more worthy.
#111398 to #111338 - Zaxplab (06/12/2015) [-]
Oy vey! Me and cleverguy as lowborns!
User avatar #111407 to #111398 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
I love how you're in the wheel chair.
User avatar #111388 to #111338 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
Whoozy should be next to me as director of science.

and zaxplab should be between Dr Ragfag and Faggot as the Minister of peaceful maymays..as I have yet to see him offend anybody on purpose and I like that.
AceMcgunner should be next to Holy Fool as the Minister of Biblical record. as far as I can tell he's the best source gatherer we have here

other than that everytime I see this picture I smile...it reminds me we're all fucked up fam
User avatar #111393 to #111388 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
No.
1) If anything I deserve to be Ministry of Finance because I'm a bigger Jew then you genetically and I know more finance/economics. But I led it slide

2) We don't however need more useless ministers, there isn't enough space and it will come to the point to where there is equal ministers to the /religion/ population which makes no sense. It is fine the way it is now except for the "artisian" one.
User avatar #111587 to #111393 - whoozy ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
You're right. The "artisian" position needs to be changed.
It's misspelled. It's called an artisan.
User avatar #111590 to #111587 - lulzforalpsplane (06/14/2015) [-]
Thank you for your input citizen.

I will take it with the Board of Directors.
User avatar #111406 to #111393 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
alekksandar is the artist of the board though.
I'm more religious than you. I believe thats why im the minister of jewing.

>"and I know more finance/economics"
proof? I mean ill admit I only have a basic comprehension of micro and macro economics but still

>"there isn't enough space"
a pryamid should go
1
23
456
789 10

NOT
1
2
34
567
89 10 11 12 13

Thats just basic arithmetic
User avatar #111413 to #111406 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
Btw, stereoptyical juing (manipulation, money pulling and taking, ect) I do better then you because I'm just a more conniving and less moral person.
User avatar #111416 to #111413 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
But that's perpetuating the negative stereotype...which I'm trying to stop.
User avatar #111420 to #111416 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>negative stereotype
>we literally rule the world
Nah. :^)
User avatar #111410 to #111406 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
>alekksandar is the artist of the board though.
ye I just found out. It should be changed to Ministry of Propaganda. Sounds more real and that is kind what he does well.

>proof? I mean ill admit I only have a basic comprehension of micro and macro economics but still
Just based on what I've seen you talk about and the fact that I'm majoring in Administrative Studies with a sub-major in Finance.

>Thats just basic arithmetic
oh come on. We both know we can't make a pyramid like that in an image. The pattern we have now is fine and doesn't need more Ministers.
User avatar #111415 to #111410 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
>It should be changed to Ministry of Propaganda.
I agree that does sound better.
>oh come on. We both know we can't make a pyramid like that in an image. The pattern we have now is fine and doesn't need more Ministers.

going against math? what type of jew are you?
User avatar #111418 to #111415 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
The art of juing is to get away with it and have it be realistic. Only goyim play stupidely and get fucked for it, like mortgage.
#111414 to #111410 - alekksandar (06/12/2015) [-]
I don't contribute very often though
User avatar #111422 to #111414 - lulzforalpsplane (06/12/2015) [-]
What he said below VV

Make more pics, just don't make me part of the bad guys pls.
User avatar #111417 to #111414 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2015) [-]
youre creativity is highly valued here dont let anyone tell you less
User avatar #111340 to #111338 - caette (06/12/2015) [-]
lol ok? then what exactly was your point of linking this article? This ought to be good.
User avatar #111341 to #111340 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
to tell the neckbeards he isnt atheist.
User avatar #111342 to #111341 - caette (06/12/2015) [-]
Nobody thinks he's an atheist.
Nobody.
Yet theists always use this as some kind of sting against atheism.
I guess it's because theists are so shocked to find out there's actually a smart person who believes in a god, they think we don't already know. But good job catching up with the rest of us
#111343 to #111342 - syrianassassinsoul (06/12/2015) [-]
go to r/atheism and see the circlejerk about him there.
User avatar #111354 to #111350 - whoozy ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
The argument didn't include me or you
#111323 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
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