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#688 - abcdoremi **User deleted account**
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#691 to #688 - irishlawyer
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(12/31/2012) [-]
In the lawyer situation, you do not have to pay, but you do in your situation
#695 to #691 - abcdoremi **User deleted account**
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#645 - bdpera
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Makes 100% sense..

Lawyers are necessary for a fair trial. It's illegal to have such an unfair trail.

Healthcare is a totally different subject.
#715 to #645 - racrox
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Yknow, maybe it's just me... but I would tend to think that survival is pretty ****** important...

Most relevant pic I have
#546 - mcquiston
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(12/31/2012) [-]
'murica
#572 to #546 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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happy wheels
#401 - anon
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#680 to #401 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
go away linxus
#407 to #401 - rudeldenken
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#361 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
18 out of the top 20 hospitals are american, canada doesn't even place in the top 50
#376 to #361 - richardastley
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The money American hospitals save ******* over ~10 million people usually goes toward research (not solely I'm sure, but a good portion will), and as a result, America has the best medical research in the world. A minority suffers for the greater good of the rest of the world. Medical fascism benefits us all (as the cynic would say).
#365 to #361 - enkmaster ONLINE
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Actually, thats wrong.



Now go away anon.
#390 to #361 - CapnInterwebz
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Don't forget to cite you info, anon. I did it for you: 
			You need to login to view this link
		   
   
Now, if you may read the first ******* sentence of the article, you will see a disclaimer stating that the hospitals are ranked only in "web presence."    
   
Therefore, you are either too goddamn stupid to notice the obvious editor's note or too goddamn stupid to care. Either way you are both wrong and stupid.   
   
Thanks for trying.
Don't forget to cite you info, anon. I did it for you: You need to login to view this link

Now, if you may read the first ******* sentence of the article, you will see a disclaimer stating that the hospitals are ranked only in "web presence."

Therefore, you are either too goddamn stupid to notice the obvious editor's note or too goddamn stupid to care. Either way you are both wrong and stupid.

Thanks for trying.

#337 - pukingrainbows
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I just love stumbling upon these gatherings of political scientists on funnyjunk
#332 - sircool
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(12/31/2012) [-]
it's funny, cause you have no idea how the american system works. you get treated, if you can pay or not, no matter what.
#416 to #332 - Hentaifan
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>get treated no matter what
>obviously not counting the people who die because the doctors won't treat them because their insurance won't pay for it

Watch the movie "Sicko" sometime.
#424 to #332 - mrsockz ONLINE
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Well then they put a lean on your house or car, and your credit score is lowered because you cant pay your bills, yeah really funny.
#340 to #332 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
No you dont, you dumb ****.
#346 to #340 - sircool
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it's cute that you just say no and call me a dumb ****. sorry, I just can't argue with that logic.
#353 to #346 - anon
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Its cute you give the impression you 'know how the american system works' when you clearly do not have a clue. Back to school with you little tardling.
#545 to #353 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Try backing it up with facts and evidence retard, or no one will take you seriously.
#347 to #332 - anon
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depends on what's wrong with you. If it's life threatening, the only thing they have to do is make sure you won't die immediately and throw you out the door. Basically, if you get shot, they'll stitch you up and throw you out
#372 to #332 - kangadoo
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In the ER I worked at, (in the US) we couldn't turn anyone away, even if it was just for a hangnail.
#324 - Jenkinhimer
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>Having a nice night   
>See this post, realize the inevitable ********* that will be occurring in the comments   
>Decide against reading them, type this and move on   
>Continue to have a nice night   
>Not stress over comments on the internet and ultimately have a nice life   
   
Join me.
>Having a nice night
>See this post, realize the inevitable ********* that will be occurring in the comments
>Decide against reading them, type this and move on
>Continue to have a nice night
>Not stress over comments on the internet and ultimately have a nice life

Join me.
#345 to #324 - aerosol
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(12/31/2012) [-]
well why the **** not
(enlarge if necessary)
#348 to #345 - Jenkinhimer
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I desire that bicycle.   
   
Very much.
I desire that bicycle.

Very much.
#1035 - poutinesalad
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(12/31/2012) [-]
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
#1040 to #1035 - spidermemes
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(12/31/2012) [-]
You just have to wait 20 years to get on it.
#850 - baine
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As a proud American citizen this post does not anger me. Nor should this image anger Europeans. It's all in good humor, and pointing out faults is always funny when its not happening to you. Therefore we should all just laugh and keep moving. Remember, the real prejudicists(or something) are the ones that complain about it.
#872 to #850 - MakiChan
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it all goes back to each country has thier views of other countries be it what it really is or not. thats culture for ya and we will never fully understand each other....hell its hard enough to understand out own culture sometimes lol. all you can do is laugh about it.
#874 to #872 - baine
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thank you sir or madam. Glad someone agrees.
#879 to #874 - MakiChan
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it the same with the gender wars and so on on here....you can argue about it and defend away etc but in all honestly its a joke site and nothing is ment to be taken serious on the internet.
#884 to #879 - baine
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except those advertisements about social working. dat some srs sht nuqqa. i just killed the mood didnt i?
#886 to #884 - MakiChan
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meh say what ya will dont bother me any.
#888 to #886 - baine
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that was a test and you passed. have a puppy.
#890 to #888 - anon
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COMMENT #888 TRIPS CHECK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPS!!!! TRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPS CHECK EM!!!TRIPS
#1081 to #850 - madmaninside [OP]
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Thank you. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Didn't think it would blow up like this.
#618 - cjp **User deleted account**
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#677 to #618 - NolanNasty
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look harder
#581 - abstract
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Nascar lovin, Mountain Dew drinkin, ******************** lovin Murica.
#522 - TheForbiddenOne
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#526 to #522 - lordlucifer
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Exodia?
#531 to #526 - TheForbiddenOne
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I'm not sure I understand....
I'm not sure I understand....
#549 to #531 - unworldlypath
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your username, it might be seen as a reference to the yu-gi-oh card known as "exodia, the forbidden one"

just being helpful mate
#554 to #549 - TheForbiddenOne
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Oh I get it. Huh... That's weird I was thinking about the similarity yesterday. You're the  first person to mention it! Congrats!
Oh I get it. Huh... That's weird I was thinking about the similarity yesterday. You're the first person to mention it! Congrats!
#557 to #554 - unworldlypath
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no problem
#391 - theeballsack
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Actually hospitals cant refuse to serve you
#679 to #391 - anon
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other than life saving procedures when you're dying at that instant from a non pre-existing condition they sure as **** can
#315 - happygrowman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
>go to the doctor
>let him treat you
>sue him for sexual assault or something like that
>get money
>pay his bill with his money

/thread.
#309 - johrai
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(12/31/2012) [-]
You're ******** me right?

My mother is a nurse at a smaller hospital in Washington. Every tom, dick, and jane that walks in, regardless of their problem or health insurance, is required to be treated, by law.

So, end result is all these poor, welfare ***** who don't give a damn about anything but their beer and having sex with their cousins will show up to the emergency room for anything, including sniffles, a minor rash, light cough, you name it.

******* leaches should just die in a gutter...
#321 to #309 - asschwitz
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I agree 100%. The government isn't here to ******* take care of you.
#328 to #321 - kingantichrist
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>The government isn't here to ******* take care of you
#333 to #328 - asschwitz
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It's not. Since when was the government here to pay you welfare? Or pay your medical bills? It's here to make sure you can go off and your own and forge your own life, not do that for you.
#349 to #321 - Kaiserlome
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Yeh **** people!
The government should only be there for the RICH and the WHITE. And those mentally ill POOR bastards who dont know how to work get given money? What absolute cunts, being given money.
#355 to #349 - asschwitz
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Maybe I wouldn't have a problem with the hole welfare system crap if half the nation didn't abuse it? The government should be there for anyone. If you can't make a life for yourself then tough ****.
#289 - darkjustifier ONLINE
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I think there may be....
#290 to #289 - darkjustifier ONLINE
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#296 to #290 - davidavidson
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#298 to #296 - darkjustifier ONLINE
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~ahue
#302 to #298 - davidavidson
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(12/31/2012) [-]
That brony chat b& my ass.

******* bronies man
#306 to #302 - darkjustifier ONLINE
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I left halfway between whatever was happening.
#308 to #306 - davidavidson
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Decent choice
#190 - dipshitz
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Except not at all..... Hospitals treat people that don't have insurance all the time. (My mom works in healthcare I think she knows her ****)
#254 to #190 - sovereignsunkown
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but it IS very difficult for people who have serious chronic illnesses and are unable to be insured. it really wouldn't be that much of an increase on taxes, especially if more of the weight was put on the highest tax bracket (come on, lets admit that 32% income tax on people bringing in millions upon millions a year is a little low, they functioned fine under the 78% tax rates of the 1960s and live lives beyond excess anyways)
#221 to #190 - kraetyz
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Basically this. I hate all this eurotrash around me who have no ******* insight in the American healthcare system. I've given up on trying to explain to them that they are wrong, but... you know. Eurotrashers gonna trash. Can't wait to get out of this psuedo-commie ********.
#23 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I don't know, America has the best doctors by far. If anyone needs a serious surgery they always come to america, i never see people traveling to europe to see a doctor.
#34 to #23 - anon
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that is ********. if you live in europe theres no need to go to america...only rich idiots in south america would go to mericuh if they need a surgery.
#46 to #23 - autoxx
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I'm Canadian and **** you.
#62 to #46 - madmaninside [OP]
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Nice
#63 to #62 - autoxx
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It was meant to illustrate the abuse of free Canadian health care by many Americans and the irony of anon's comment.
*Also, it sounded funny in my head.
#67 to #23 - anon
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no? the top of the line european doctors are either making private clinics in europe (seeing as almost everyone country in the european union has free healthcare because were not selfish bitches, theres more money in private clinics), or they go to america to work for 100x the pay they got in europe. so yes, might be america has some of the best doctors in the world, though they are rarely american. and you can google that.
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#650 to #23 - anon
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america has the best doctors by far?.. you're a funny guy
#29 to #23 - humaneety
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I've never seen people getting back alive either.




i'm joking
#11 - radiohazard
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I'm gonna die! Help!!