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#688 - abcdoremi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#671 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OMG people never heard of County Hospitals? its free/based off your income. ya u have to wait but why complain about free Health care. its paid by the county / gov.
User avatar #675 to #671 - thexxtalonxx (12/31/2012) [-]
OMG people never think that somethings don't spread past the horizon. In your case that is something that is only local to your area.
#546 - mcquiston (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
'murica
#401 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #407 to #401 - rudeldenken (12/31/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#361 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
18 out of the top 20 hospitals are american, canada doesn't even place in the top 50
#390 to #361 - CapnInterwebz (12/31/2012) [-]
Don't forget to cite you info, anon. I did it for you: 
			
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Now, if you may read the first 						*******					 sentence of the article, you will see a disclaimer stating that the hospitals are ranked only in "web presence."    
   
Therefore, you are either too goddamn stupid to notice the obvious editor's note or too goddamn stupid to care. Either way you are both wrong and stupid.   
   
Thanks for trying.
Don't forget to cite you info, anon. I did it for you: You need to login to view this link

Now, if you may read the first ******* sentence of the article, you will see a disclaimer stating that the hospitals are ranked only in "web presence."

Therefore, you are either too goddamn stupid to notice the obvious editor's note or too goddamn stupid to care. Either way you are both wrong and stupid.

Thanks for trying.

#337 - pukingrainbows (12/31/2012) [-]
I just love stumbling upon these gatherings of political scientists on funnyjunk
#332 - sircool (12/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
it's funny, cause you have no idea how the american system works. you get treated, if you can pay or not, no matter what.
#324 - Jenkinhimer (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Having a nice night   
>See this post, realize the inevitable 						*********					 that will be occurring in the comments   
>Decide against reading them, type this and move on   
>Continue to have a nice night   
>Not stress over comments on the internet and ultimately have a nice life   
   
Join me.
>Having a nice night
>See this post, realize the inevitable ********* that will be occurring in the comments
>Decide against reading them, type this and move on
>Continue to have a nice night
>Not stress over comments on the internet and ultimately have a nice life

Join me.
#1035 - poutinesalad (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
#850 - baine (12/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
As a proud American citizen this post does not anger me. Nor should this image anger Europeans. It's all in good humor, and pointing out faults is always funny when its not happening to you. Therefore we should all just laugh and keep moving. Remember, the real prejudicists(or something) are the ones that complain about it.
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#581 - abstract (12/31/2012) [-]
Nascar lovin, Mountain Dew drinkin, ******************** lovin Murica.
#522 - TheForbiddenOne ONLINE (12/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#526 to #522 - lordlucifer ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
Exodia?
User avatar #391 - theeballsack (12/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Actually hospitals cant refuse to serve you
User avatar #315 - happygrowman (12/31/2012) [-]
>go to the doctor
>let him treat you
>sue him for sexual assault or something like that
>get money
>pay his bill with his money

/thread.
#309 - johrai (12/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You're ******** me right?

My mother is a nurse at a smaller hospital in Washington. Every tom, dick, and jane that walks in, regardless of their problem or health insurance, is required to be treated, by law.

So, end result is all these poor, welfare ***** who don't give a damn about anything but their beer and having sex with their cousins will show up to the emergency room for anything, including sniffles, a minor rash, light cough, you name it.

******* leaches should just die in a gutter...
#289 - darkjustifier (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I think there may be....
User avatar #190 - dipshitz (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Except not at all..... Hospitals treat people that don't have insurance all the time. (My mom works in healthcare I think she knows her **** )
#23 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I don't know, America has the best doctors by far. If anyone needs a serious surgery they always come to america, i never see people traveling to europe to see a doctor.
#29 to #23 - humaneety (12/30/2012) [-]
I've never seen people getting back alive either.




i'm joking
#11 - radiohazard ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm gonna die! Help!!
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