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#1006 - infinitereaper
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I'd rather have free doctors than free lawyers.

The last time I went to the hospital the bill was over 1,000$

Went in an ambulance and stayed for a few hours. That's it.

American healthcare ranks about the same to other modern countries in quality and is actually superior in efficiency in terms of cost, but it's many times more expensive.

Speaking of which, it can all be paid for if we divert the tax money for it. The government wastes so much ******* money it's sickening. Our debt is spiraling out of control and our paper currency is inflating. My goodness... it feels hopeless sometimes.

tl;dr With an economy like this, just getting a severe fever could cost you hundreds if not thousands. Jobs are nowhere to be found... Ah. The American dream is dead.
#1003 - radamski
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(12/31/2012) [-]
You're just asking for a ********* with this post.   
   
Gif unrelated.
You're just asking for a ********* with this post.

Gif unrelated.
#1026 to #1003 - naodell **User deleted account**
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Watching this show at the moment, muahaha,.
#1075 to #1003 - madmaninside [OP]
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Wasn't my intention, it just happened. Funny though.
#688 - abcdoremi **User deleted account**
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#691 to #688 - irishlawyer
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In the lawyer situation, you do not have to pay, but you do in your situation
#695 to #691 - abcdoremi **User deleted account**
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#645 - bdpera
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Makes 100% sense..

Lawyers are necessary for a fair trial. It's illegal to have such an unfair trail.

Healthcare is a totally different subject.
#715 to #645 - racrox
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Yknow, maybe it's just me... but I would tend to think that survival is pretty ****** important...

Most relevant pic I have
#546 - mcquiston
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(12/31/2012) [-]
'murica
#572 to #546 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(12/31/2012) [-]
happy wheels
#401 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#680 to #401 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
go away linxus
#407 to #401 - rudeldenken
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#337 - pukingrainbows
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I just love stumbling upon these gatherings of political scientists on funnyjunk
#95 - HARMONYHARMONY
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(12/30/2012) [-]
In my opinion, unless somebody is seriously crippled, handicapped, or seriously cannot work, one should not be spoonfed for not getting a job.

Pic very much unrelated.
#111 to #95 - anon
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there are a lot of people who have jobs, sometimes more than one, and still can't afford medical care. here in america it is incredibly expensive.
#113 to #111 - HARMONYHARMONY
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And that's understandable. I'm not denying that.   
But there are a lot of people who are able to get a job who collect welfare checks and foodstamps.    
I am okay with these, to an extent. But people who are capable of working who play the victim card as unemployed I feel should not be taken care of as much.
And that's understandable. I'm not denying that.
But there are a lot of people who are able to get a job who collect welfare checks and foodstamps.
I am okay with these, to an extent. But people who are capable of working who play the victim card as unemployed I feel should not be taken care of as much.
#126 to #95 - xxxdemongirl
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Most of the people on welfare in the US have jobs, but don't make enough to pay all their expenses. I blame the greedy CEOs, not wanting to pay workers more than they absolutely have to, even if it's much less than they deserve.
One of the major requirements in most states for cash assistance and medicaid is being pregnant or having a child to support in addition to yourself, but not having an adequate job to do so. It's not laziness, it's the fact that the job market is hard.
And about the temporary thing in the comments below, there is a reason that cash assistance and medicaid both fall under TANF, or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families.
#128 to #126 - HARMONYHARMONY
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Yeah, I understand. But, as I said above, I mentioned "Cannot get a job." If people are unemployed and are looking for a job, that's a different story.    
Im talking about people who have no jobs, period.
Yeah, I understand. But, as I said above, I mentioned "Cannot get a job." If people are unemployed and are looking for a job, that's a different story.
Im talking about people who have no jobs, period.
#100 to #95 - fosforgasxiii
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(12/30/2012) [-]
What about a temporary payment when you lose your job, so you don't have to eat from garbage cans while looking for a new job?
#106 to #100 - HARMONYHARMONY
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Very good idea, my friend!
You're exactly right!
But, yes, temporary.
And also take into account its much harder to fire people nowadays with unions, despite how lazy they are
#118 to #106 - fosforgasxiii
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I know but you still have bankrupties of companies, especially now with the crisis.
I'll give an example from my country. Ford decided to close their factory in a province in my country, so now 10.000 people are without a job, so in my opinion it's good they have a temporary replacement income. There aren't at one point out of nowhere 10.000 new jobs availeble in one region, especially older people are having difficulties finding other work and some of them were paying of their house. They would be really broke without that replacement income.
#124 to #118 - HARMONYHARMONY
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You're a smart ************.   
You're absolutely right. These companies get ****** often. But a lot of the times, its because of unions. Irelevant to the unemployment point I was making, but the unions led to many, many companies going down.   
Like Hostess. The unions were pressing so hard and being such assholes that it just collapsed.
You're a smart ************.
You're absolutely right. These companies get ****** often. But a lot of the times, its because of unions. Irelevant to the unemployment point I was making, but the unions led to many, many companies going down.
Like Hostess. The unions were pressing so hard and being such assholes that it just collapsed.
#149 to #124 - anon
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Oh dear god. Really, blaming the collapse of Hostess on the UNIONS? Holy ****, I just pray you did not hear the full story and really are not that much of an idiot. The Unions had already given in multiple times to try to keep the company afloat, if your looking to play the blame game look at the revolving door of CEO's that kept giving themselves undeserved raises whilst doing a piss poor job. The Unions are the ones who got ****** in that situation, and for you to say otherwise is just plain ignorance.

Have a good ******* day.
#224 to #149 - bluejupiter
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Actually the unions were demanding raises for the workers and the CEOs couldn't afford that and said so. The unions called ******** (even though it wasn't) and then the Hostess CEO's said **** it and closed down. I guess the CEOs were at fault because they couldn't afford to pay higher rates huh?
#227 to #224 - timmywankenobi
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they demanded one raise after taking four cuts while the CEO's took raises.
#234 to #227 - bluejupiter
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Then they deserved it. Honestly it doesn't matter, wasn't really a fan of hostess....
#236 to #234 - timmywankenobi
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(12/30/2012) [-]
me neither.
#241 to #236 - bluejupiter
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Cheers
Cheers
#154 to #149 - HARMONYHARMONY
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I just see little good in unions.    
They try to ******** so much of their work.    
"One worker cannot take cakes and twinkies out of the same truck."   
"One worker cannot drive a car for cakes AND twinkies"
I just see little good in unions.
They try to ******** so much of their work.
"One worker cannot take cakes and twinkies out of the same truck."
"One worker cannot drive a car for cakes AND twinkies"
#185 to #154 - timmywankenobi
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do you even know what life was like for middle and lower class people before unions ?
clearly not because if you did you would not be typing such foolish statements .
before unions company's were paying there employees next to nothing and no overtime no sick days for back breaking labor and long hours to maximize their profits. unions were not formed on some whim they were formed out of necessity . maybe you should brush up on your history before spewing nonsense and making yourself look stupid.
#188 to #185 - HARMONYHARMONY
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No, unions USED to be amazing. I agree. They really protected people from being ****** by corporations.
Nowadays, their power is abused and exploited.
#198 to #188 - timmywankenobi
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True some unions do abuse their power . but in any group of people there will always be a few trying to mess things up but you shouldn't judge the whole based on the actions of a few.
#204 to #198 - HARMONYHARMONY
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(By the way, I do not mean to mock your intelligence with these photos. I just love Steve Brule.)
#230 to #204 - timmywankenobi
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(12/30/2012) [-]
He is pretty funny.
#203 to #198 - HARMONYHARMONY
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You're right. But generalizations are necessary in order to form educated assumptions and conclusions about certain things. The most powerful unions are the most corrupt (i.e the Teacher's union). Although, yes. There are some good unions.
But then again, sometimes people assume things based on pointing fingers at the easiest to blame, which is what I'm trying to avoid doing by using rationality in this case. For example, like when americans blame the wealthy for their problems. If the 1% was removed from America, it would collapse.
#225 to #203 - timmywankenobi
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Well considering America is slowly collapsing right now due to the greed of the wealthy I not sure it makes much difference either way if they were to go, also sharing some of their Ill gotten gains would help the country since they are squeezing the country dry with their profit mongering also I find the fact that they call themselves "Job creators" and need to be coddled hilarious since while they are creating jobs none of them are in north America . Also the finger of blame is on them but also everyone who spends more then they earn and buy things they don't need . as for the teachers union I agree some of the stuff they demand is stupid. but that doesn't make the whole union bad.
#243 to #225 - HARMONYHARMONY
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A very small percentage of the wealthy are not benefiting the economy.
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/rates/it.htm

Seriously, look at the top tax payers. And yeah, they are the ones making jobs. Because they are the ones who run the companies. It's things like the *cough cough* UNIONS that end up in their fall.
#252 to #243 - timmywankenobi
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that's the UK I was referring to North America and the United States in general.
#256 to #252 - HARMONYHARMONY
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http://www.ntu.org/tax-basics/who-pays-income-taxes.html Even better.
#294 to #256 - timmywankenobi
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yes the top bracket is supposed to pay 35% but using loop holes and corporate lawyers the actual number is closer to 19 % which is extremely good considering it is less then the average for middle class people but 70 years ago they had to pay 70% and the tax rates have been going down steadily for the top bracket for the last 60 years and hasn't changed at all for the other brackets . Yet now they aren't making enough money and need even less taxes ?
I call ******** buddy !.
#408 to #294 - HARMONYHARMONY
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k
#159 to #100 - anon
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That's what welfare is. Welfare is good, until you start letting people live off of it for years and years.
#165 to #159 - fosforgasxiii
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Indeed, you need to lower unemployment payments after some time and stop them if you live from it too long.
#1035 - poutinesalad
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(12/31/2012) [-]
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
i'm Canadian and this has no relevance to my free (but overwhelmed) medical system.
#1040 to #1035 - spidermemes
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(12/31/2012) [-]
You just have to wait 20 years to get on it.
#850 - baine ONLINE
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(12/31/2012) [-]
As a proud American citizen this post does not anger me. Nor should this image anger Europeans. It's all in good humor, and pointing out faults is always funny when its not happening to you. Therefore we should all just laugh and keep moving. Remember, the real prejudicists(or something) are the ones that complain about it.
#872 to #850 - MakiChan
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it all goes back to each country has thier views of other countries be it what it really is or not. thats culture for ya and we will never fully understand each other....hell its hard enough to understand out own culture sometimes lol. all you can do is laugh about it.
#874 to #872 - baine ONLINE
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thank you sir or madam. Glad someone agrees.
#879 to #874 - MakiChan
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it the same with the gender wars and so on on here....you can argue about it and defend away etc but in all honestly its a joke site and nothing is ment to be taken serious on the internet.
#884 to #879 - baine ONLINE
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except those advertisements about social working. dat some srs sht nuqqa. i just killed the mood didnt i?
#886 to #884 - MakiChan
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meh say what ya will dont bother me any.
#888 to #886 - baine ONLINE
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that was a test and you passed. have a puppy.
#890 to #888 - anon
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COMMENT #888 TRIPS CHECK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPS!!!! TRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPS CHECK EM!!!TRIPS
#1081 to #850 - madmaninside [OP]
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Thank you. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Didn't think it would blow up like this.
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#677 to #618 - NolanNasty
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look harder
#581 - abstract
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Nascar lovin, Mountain Dew drinkin, ******************** lovin Murica.
#522 - TheForbiddenOne
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#526 to #522 - lordlucifer
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Exodia?
#531 to #526 - TheForbiddenOne
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I'm not sure I understand....
I'm not sure I understand....
#549 to #531 - unworldlypath
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your username, it might be seen as a reference to the yu-gi-oh card known as "exodia, the forbidden one"

just being helpful mate
#554 to #549 - TheForbiddenOne
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Oh I get it. Huh... That's weird I was thinking about the similarity yesterday. You're the  first person to mention it! Congrats!
Oh I get it. Huh... That's weird I was thinking about the similarity yesterday. You're the first person to mention it! Congrats!
#557 to #554 - unworldlypath
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no problem
#391 - theeballsack
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Actually hospitals cant refuse to serve you
#679 to #391 - anon
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other than life saving procedures when you're dying at that instant from a non pre-existing condition they sure as **** can
#315 - happygrowman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
>go to the doctor
>let him treat you
>sue him for sexual assault or something like that
>get money
>pay his bill with his money

/thread.
#309 - johrai
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You're ******** me right?

My mother is a nurse at a smaller hospital in Washington. Every tom, dick, and jane that walks in, regardless of their problem or health insurance, is required to be treated, by law.

So, end result is all these poor, welfare ***** who don't give a damn about anything but their beer and having sex with their cousins will show up to the emergency room for anything, including sniffles, a minor rash, light cough, you name it.

******* leaches should just die in a gutter...
#321 to #309 - asschwitz
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I agree 100%. The government isn't here to ******* take care of you.
#328 to #321 - kingantichrist
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>The government isn't here to ******* take care of you
#333 to #328 - asschwitz
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It's not. Since when was the government here to pay you welfare? Or pay your medical bills? It's here to make sure you can go off and your own and forge your own life, not do that for you.
#349 to #321 - Kaiserlome
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Yeh **** people!
The government should only be there for the RICH and the WHITE. And those mentally ill POOR bastards who dont know how to work get given money? What absolute cunts, being given money.
#355 to #349 - asschwitz
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Maybe I wouldn't have a problem with the hole welfare system crap if half the nation didn't abuse it? The government should be there for anyone. If you can't make a life for yourself then tough ****.
#289 - darkjustifier
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I think there may be....
#290 to #289 - darkjustifier
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#296 to #290 - davidavidson
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#298 to #296 - darkjustifier
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~ahue
#302 to #298 - davidavidson
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That brony chat b& my ass.

******* bronies man
#306 to #302 - darkjustifier
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I left halfway between whatever was happening.
#308 to #306 - davidavidson
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Decent choice
#190 - dipshitz
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Except not at all..... Hospitals treat people that don't have insurance all the time. (My mom works in healthcare I think she knows her ****)
#254 to #190 - sovereignsunkown
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but it IS very difficult for people who have serious chronic illnesses and are unable to be insured. it really wouldn't be that much of an increase on taxes, especially if more of the weight was put on the highest tax bracket (come on, lets admit that 32% income tax on people bringing in millions upon millions a year is a little low, they functioned fine under the 78% tax rates of the 1960s and live lives beyond excess anyways)
#221 to #190 - kraetyz
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Basically this. I hate all this eurotrash around me who have no ******* insight in the American healthcare system. I've given up on trying to explain to them that they are wrong, but... you know. Eurotrashers gonna trash. Can't wait to get out of this psuedo-commie ********.
#23 - anon
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I don't know, America has the best doctors by far. If anyone needs a serious surgery they always come to america, i never see people traveling to europe to see a doctor.
#34 to #23 - anon
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that is ********. if you live in europe theres no need to go to america...only rich idiots in south america would go to mericuh if they need a surgery.
#46 to #23 - autoxx
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I'm Canadian and **** you.
#62 to #46 - madmaninside [OP]
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Nice
#63 to #62 - autoxx
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It was meant to illustrate the abuse of free Canadian health care by many Americans and the irony of anon's comment.
*Also, it sounded funny in my head.
#67 to #23 - anon
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no? the top of the line european doctors are either making private clinics in europe (seeing as almost everyone country in the european union has free healthcare because were not selfish bitches, theres more money in private clinics), or they go to america to work for 100x the pay they got in europe. so yes, might be america has some of the best doctors in the world, though they are rarely american. and you can google that.
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#650 to #23 - anon
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america has the best doctors by far?.. you're a funny guy
#29 to #23 - humaneety
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I've never seen people getting back alive either.




i'm joking
#11 - radiohazard
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I'm gonna die! Help!!