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#147 - qjmihuia
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#200 to #147 - thegreenmann
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why do you have that?
#202 to #200 - qjmihuia
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what do you mean?

i have a lot of **** over here
#144 - anon
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Technically she would not contract the plague. The survivors of the disease had an immunity to it which has passed on through us (Natural Section at work). Unless she wasn't part of the average population and did not have an immunity to it like us. Though it isn't a widespread disease about 7 people die a year or it and a couple hundred contract it, though it can be easily treated with antibiotics.
#192 to #144 - jakelguy
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You're right. well at least somewhat. a quarter of the population of earth is immune today because they carry the disease hemachromatosis, which is inactive in most people. When active, the body has too much iron, which can be easily solved by bloodletting (belive it or not). People with the disease have souped up immune systems, so they're rarely sick.
You're right. well at least somewhat. a quarter of the population of earth is immune today because they carry the disease hemachromatosis, which is inactive in most people. When active, the body has too much iron, which can be easily solved by bloodletting (belive it or not). People with the disease have souped up immune systems, so they're rarely sick.
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#127 - kobegriffeysanders
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Is it just me, or are the masks the plague doctors wore ******* creepy? I mean, I wouldn't want someone wearing that to be my doctor.
#188 to #127 - heartlessrobot
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If I ever become a Doctor, I'm dressing as a Plague Doctor every Halloween.
#136 to #127 - thedarkestrogue
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I think the had something to do with birds. Maybe birds were resistant to the plague?
regardless:
"People thought that “bad air” spread the plague, and they thought the mask would draw the plague out of the victims, and then onto the plague doctor’s garment. The plague mask also had eyepieces made from red glass, to protect the one who wore it from the plague’s evil."
#179 to #136 - anon
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Plague doctors wore those masks to be resistant to the plague. The beak of the mask is full of perfume to drown out the smell of the infected.
#143 to #136 - ofmiceandmen
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I thought they had some sort of herbs or something in the nose that abosorbed whatever illness would be present? Maybe I'm just drunk and thinking drunk thoughts.
#148 to #143 - thedarkestrogue
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They didn't at first. They added rose storax (I think thats how its spelled) later on.
#150 to #148 - ofmiceandmen
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That was what I was thinking of. Thumb for the info kind sir.
#130 to #127 - slandersalamander
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Are you kidding? Those are the raddest ******* masks in the history of time.
#132 to #130 - kobegriffeysanders
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I don't know man... It's just never sat right with me.
I don't know man... It's just never sat right with me.
#281 to #132 - condormcninja
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(12/30/2012) [-]
They're scary/cool
#373 to #281 - anon
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nah, just put on the ring....................................
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what if he takes it off. D:
#126 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
someone please take all of these as seperate pictures frames and reply so I can fit em in my folder. Thanks
#129 to #126 - anon
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also im a fagot
#204 to #129 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
#120 - justakewldewd
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Personally I'd rather go to the Old West than Victorian England. I'd probably die faster in the Old West but at least my arms won't fall off from plague and spend my last few weeks without being able to masturbate.
#191 to #120 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Id have to be careful when I go back in time because im black. Itd be like telling the internet im black....like i just did
#232 to #191 - julesv
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#119 - Crusader
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I have a theory.
Take any time in history, and be white and you are set.
Like don't worry about geographic placement, but at any point in history, and white people are set.
#137 to #119 - sheepysquirrel
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(12/30/2012) [-]
1600's in africa, thousands of white people kept as slaves and tortured for fun.
#140 to #137 - Crusader
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My point still stands, there is at least one spot where a white person can go at any point in history, and be able to live a decent life.
#141 to #140 - sheepysquirrel
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Same with black, asian, etc.
#146 to #141 - Crusader
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Africa has been split in warring tribes trying to kill, enslave and pillage each other for thousands of years, the north of africa is really the only "civilised" place and even then, there is a present danger.
It's nothing agaisnt black people, it's just that much of africa still has, well, blood feuds, rivalries between tribes that have since become small armies and fight eachother.
The only placve that doesn't exist is in cities, and then you have segregation, racism, etc.
#149 to #146 - sheepysquirrel
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That's how it has been everywhere ever.
I live in america and am white and have been beaten plenty of times for being white.
And plenty of people of other races here get **** for their culture and or skin color too.
#152 to #149 - Crusader
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God, this started out as a joke, but seriously, you had to buzzkill it.
My entire point is that at any point in history, White people have had a place where they could live and such.
Every other race, at some point or other had no safe place.
#154 to #152 - sheepysquirrel
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You are stupid then, I was trying to be polite and point out that every race has always had some sort of safe place but apparently you don't realize that.
White people have ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS in recorded history been at war with someone for some reason. But we have armies and **** so instead of worrying about ourselves being at risk we had other people at risk for us.
#156 to #154 - Crusader
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Well, no, white people, as a collective whole never faced persecution on the level of other races.
Blacks during times of slavery were not only at war with each other, but were being enslaved by other races.
Natives, were slaughtered and faced wholesale persecution by white governments in the Americas.
Asians had to deal with Genghis Khan, not to mention persecution in Europe and America during WW2, China and Japan were fighting each other, and were using the rest of Asia to do it.
Hispanics, the only ones that I wil give to you, the only time I can think of, is the Moors invading Spain.
Never in all of History can you find an account of White people, as a race, facing persecution to the point where there was no where safe.
#157 to #156 - sheepysquirrel
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None of the above mentioned were in a position that NOWHERE was safe. They all had somewhere where they could be safe.
Blacks were given to americans as reparation for taking white slaves in the 1600's, also they took jews as slaves to build the pyramids. Didn't seem that safe to me.
Mexicans were forced to help build railroads just like the chinese too.

Point is (again) white people and asians were far more developed so of course they had more places to be safe but they were always at war just like every other race.
#138 to #137 - Crusader
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"don't worry about geographic placement"
As in, you will be put in an area that is not hostile
#139 to #138 - sheepysquirrel
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I don't think you understand what geographic placement means.

If you are put into an area that is not hostile as just about any race you will be fine. If you are another white guy put into a white culture no one will question it. Put a white guy in asia, india, africa, or some other place and people will question it.
#142 to #139 - Crusader
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Well no.
Throughout History jews have been persecuted.
Africa has never been a "safe" place, there had always been a present danger, even from your own race, the only 2 races that have had places where they were free from persecution are white people and asians.
#145 to #142 - sheepysquirrel
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You do realize that being a jew you are still white right? I am jewish ethnically but I am still classified as white on all legal documents.
If you were an asian living in mongolia you had plenty to worry about. There have always been problems with every race but white people just happened to advance science and **** and get guns to easily take over other places so we had it easy being more advanced.
#151 to #145 - Crusader
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Just like if you were a white person in Africa you had plenty to worry about.
What I am saying is that Asians and White people, moreso white people, have had atleast one safe place where they could live.
#153 to #151 - sheepysquirrel
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So.Has.Every.Race.Ever.That.Existed.Ever.Anywhere....EVER

White people and asians only "had it better" because there are so many different classifications of white people and asians and they are spread out so far over the world that there are plenty of places while blacks are more prone to be found in africa and brazil, mexicans/spanish in western europe, lower america and brazil, etc.
#184 to #153 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
FAG SPAM STOP BLOCKING THE FUNNY
#160 to #153 - Soundtrack
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He could agree with you, but then you'd both be wrong.
#161 to #160 - sheepysquirrel
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Go on...
#113 - tsaotermaster
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**tsaotermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #272 at influence ** MFW if teleported to the past.
#166 to #113 - ISRjustgun
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I don't get it. This was somewhat relevant and got thumbed down?
#111 - abomii
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**abomii rolled a random image posted in comment #266027 at Video Games Board ** Who I was in the past.
#108 - guitarmanforever
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**guitarmanforever rolled a random image posted in comment #292 at 15 Cool Facts ** What I did in the past
#107 - gangsterishness
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#106 - GShepard
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Feed her to the hungry rats for dinner, early in the morning...
#105 - liftplus
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**liftplus rolled a random image posted in comment #2424279 at MLP Friendly Board ** what i did in the past
#101 - grimgrey
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**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #322 at DBZ roll game ** who i was in the past
#73 - weirdalchemy
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Someone said a thumb orgy was starting in here, but I don't see it.
#67 - anon
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the black plauge what?? how is this funny? its just some dumb bitch who gets sick

this comic fails..........HARD

and so did the last 5 posts

this website sucks........ im going to Tumbler
#205 to #67 - pfpe
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#121 to #67 - anon
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nobody's stopping you
we dont want you here anyway
#74 to #67 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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tumblr. If you're going to be a dumbass, do it right.
#84 to #74 - anon
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If he's doing it right - wouldn't that go against being a dumbass?
#66 - kingoflulzfool
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******* hipsters
#64 - phanact
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This image has expired
I'd rather go to the future.

They probably have some technological device that increases pleasure of masturbation 10 fold
#47 - anon
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i wish more people would fap to pony porn. honestly, it's so much better than human porn that it's not even funny. I hope that they show some hot pony sex in the later episodes of MLP. Not only would it be hot as hell, but it would teach children that it's okay to have sex with animals.
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#128 to #47 - letmetellyouastory
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No.
#125 to #47 - ExileSean
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This..... THIS IS NOT OKAY! >:l
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#116 to #47 - raigen
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#114 to #47 - heroicvenom
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your trolling is so bad that it gives me cancer
#80 to #47 - gameshredder
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YOU HAVE ANGERED KING GOLDEN GIGA *****, LEAVE HIS PRESENCE AT ONCE!
#71 to #47 - thestolensweetrole
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#63 to #47 - darbius
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2/10
Made me reply, but its a subject that's guaranteed to shock people. It's not exactly hard to troll with this material.
#62 to #47 - garymotherfinoak
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(12/30/2012) [-]
"Shut the **** up."

--a brony
#90 to #62 - funkyrednipples
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Oooh, Does this offend your people? xD get the **** out of here man. I agree to it's sick but don't openly call yourself a brony like your God.
#112 to #90 - yonderfork
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So his God is a brony?
#91 to #90 - funkyrednipples
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you're*
#94 to #91 - garymotherfinoak
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This image has expired
Just from one glance at your profile, i know not to take you seriously.

#97 to #94 - funkyrednipples
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True my account was made with an idiotic mind, but judging someone entirely by their appearance reminds me of something, does it not?






True my account was made with an idiotic mind, but judging someone entirely by their appearance reminds me of something, does it not?
#99 to #97 - garymotherfinoak
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> " judging someone entirely by their appearance reminds me of something, does it not?"
> thinks im calling myself god by pointing out i'm a brony

also you could have changed your profile to not look so idiotic at any point. plus the usage of "xD" doesn't make you look any better.
#98 to #97 - funkyrednipples
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Look I don't feel like having the rant, bury me with red thumbs and move on alright?
Look I don't feel like having the rant, bury me with red thumbs and move on alright?
#102 to #98 - garymotherfinoak
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but I'm bored and wanna talk
#103 to #102 - funkyrednipples
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It's 1:30 where I'm at so it's like I'm on and off right now, on Facebook and Funnyjunk. I'm just tired man, I find going on FJ when I'm tired is the best because I'll laugh at about anything.
#104 to #103 - garymotherfinoak
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go to bread then
#95 to #94 - garymotherfinoak
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pic not 100% related
#60 to #47 - hentaisweetie
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I didn't want to thumb you up but you made me laugh so I had to.
#55 to #47 - romeosdistress
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#54 to #47 - xozonex
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Shut the **** up anon. No one cares about you or your stupid obsession with having sex with horses.
Shut the **** up anon. No one cares about you or your stupid obsession with having sex with horses.
#50 to #47 - saiyajinwarrior
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#45 - josieabby
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ATTENTION!!
Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You will know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.
Thank You.


#57 to #45 - anon
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The "'joke'" is sooooooooo stupaid.
#110 to #57 - iwilldeletenotatw
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I think the joke is since time travel is impossible he couldn't change anything if he wanted to. I thougt it was funny but oh well
#58 to #57 - josieabby
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Thanks for the input. I hope the rest of your weekend is great!
#48 to #45 - anon
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you could of stopped Hitler from being dictator from making a Holocaust, or stopped the assassination of lincoln, of the assassination of kennedy, or stopped elvis from dying by taking a **** or stopped those guys from killing caeser or stoped 1972 dolphins from winning the superbowl as the undefeated team or prevented the birth of justin beiber or stopped kurt cobain from killing himself or prevented the murder of tupac and biggie or stopped the murder of john lennon. but no all you gave us was germany accomplishing holocaust but being defeated and wednesday coming after tuesday well thanks a ****** lot man
#96 to #48 - ilovehitler
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And yet, if any of that changed, the world might have ended. Or just be worse off. It could possibly be a better world, but we really don't know.

The point is if you change the past, the future can easily get ****** up in ways you didn't expect.
#56 to #48 - kangadoo
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Chill anon. It was a joke. let's just enjoy it.
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#43 - patriotpenguin
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plague eh? stuff her in a sac and throw her over c:
#122 to #43 - anewerbeggining
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Is that a game? And if it is, what is it?
#131 to #122 - sirgawain
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Dishonored. Highly recommend it.
#134 to #131 - anewerbeggining
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Thank you.
<---- Displayed over there: my gratitude.
#44 to #43 - scoopdeedoo
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i hate those guys. jesus christ i hate them so much
#53 to #44 - foelkera ONLINE
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>Just made it out of a fight with tons of guards and officers
>No bullets/bolts/grenades/anything left
>Barely any health or mana
>About to leave to do some supply foraging
>CLANK CLANK CLANK
>*explode*
>You have met your demise

On an unrelated note, I always hear some creepy voice whisper, "Aw, yehs," when I posses someone
#133 to #53 - sirgawain
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It's Corvo whispering "Ohayez" or something. There are words that go with the Outsider's power.
#51 to #44 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
unless you already know this: teleport above them, QUICKLY slash at them, and you have a chance to kill instantly with a short animation (best done from behind and in stealth).
#46 to #44 - patriotpenguin
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Especially trying to hit the ****** in the back