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User avatar #75 - furiousstorm (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm Christian and I agree with a few points. Am I disloyal to God now?
#87 to #75 - dragonofhate (12/26/2012) [-]
No, It doesn't. The tree was the fruit between good and evil. We must remember that life here is temporary. So even though the Devil did kill significantly less people... He allowed others to live so they can lay in their filth. Because even with Lucifer's killings... it was so he could send one faithful man straight into hell.
User avatar #125 - crazyeyedbioll (12/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
this logic is flawed, all these people that he "accepts" are tortured for all eternity
User avatar #126 to #125 - chthulhu (12/26/2012) [-]
Actually, he doesn't run hell. He was sentenced there for all eternity, and the place sucks for him too.
#123 - wubz (12/26/2012) [-]
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#121 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
here, sin is being called "human nature" something that God didn't intend for man kind. so Satan introduced "human nature" . . . and hes now a good guy for accepting his added fault. and God is somehow the bad guy for having complete control and power over his own creation? God made us. dont get but hurt if he decides to take 2.3 million of us along the way... ALSO had satan not introduced sin into the world. man kind would not have ever resorted to killing each other. so i think its safe to say that he is responsible for far more than 10 deaths.
User avatar #140 to #121 - rjake (12/26/2012) [-]
And if I form a child from my own seed, I have the right to kill them, because I created it.
#118 - cullenatorguy (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #82 - deezknuts (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if you believe in the devil

then you believe in hell, the lae of fire, and all that other ******** that the devil gives you when you die

#180 to #90 - deezknuts (12/26/2012) [-]
***** you can believe whatever you want
User avatar #69 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Too bad it's all just stories.
User avatar #78 to #76 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]

I mean too bad it's all just fiction and none of this ever happened.
User avatar #65 - StormEagle (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so there is no torture? sweet!
User avatar #72 to #65 - mralice (12/26/2012) [-]
The think the fact that all the ******* idiots you know right now will be in hell too is torture enough.
#56 - MarkOwnsYou (12/26/2012) [-]
He is right you know which are also influenced by City of God, Summa Theologica, and The Divine Comedy... and so forth, Satan was never thought of as a " fallen angel" or identified with the snake in the garden , until about 4 centuries after the life of Chirst... Augustine and John Milton created what Satan became :P

Fun facts :P
User avatar #51 - notguitaraddict (12/26/2012) [-]
I agree with most of that except for the last part.

If what Christians say IS true then supposedly he tortures "god's unwanted children" for all eternity. Doesn't seem too "accepting" to me.

Believe me I'm not a religious nut or anything, just making that point.
#5 - armada (12/26/2012) [-]
The story really isn't in the Bible, it's Paradise Lost by John Milton, which was his last major work before he died after years of political work. Very good read, but definitely dense and complex.

Essentially tells the story of Adam and Eve and includes these instances. Check it out.
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#154 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [-]
Hell is a key factor in this... which isn't mentioned in the post
#96 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If taking the apple was original sin and also represented humans thinking for themselves, then is the nature of the church to do all the thinking for you and not let you think for yourself?
#91 - dementedllama (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So...the supposed creator of life, the universe and everything can't do what it wants with it's own creation?

I'm not religious, but if the Christian God does exist in that form, all humans are answerable and subject to his/it's laws, ideas, and wishes. Freedom of thought, choice and belief wouldn't erase that.

Jus' saiyan.
#83 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [-]
The devils... he's batman?
#3 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ive read that satan wasnt going to bow down to human kind, since god said that it was his greatest creation, satan wasnt going to let a being made out of clay be better than him so he refused to bow
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