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#133 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Why is the story of Adam and Eve being debated in the comments? **** never happened guise.
#138 to #133 - itrinx
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Opinions, opinions everywhere.
#141 to #138 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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Saying an event with absolutely no proof of its happening, not to mention evidence against it never happened. Told it's an opinion. lol.
#143 to #141 - itrinx
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No one knows, you can't say it didn't happened if you don't have proofs ********
#145 to #143 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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I have more proof that it didn't than you do that it did! Seriously, while some can argue that the stories of the bible were meant to be read for their values and not historical validity (a cop out, in my opinion) they have a much higher grounds for worship on your holy book than believing that the earth was created 6,000 years ago. I suggest you stop being so gullible as to believe everything everyone has ever told you piecemeal. Let's try an easy one: It was Johannes Kepler established the heliocentric model of the solar system.
#146 to #145 - itrinx
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Excuse me sir, you're talking like i said that i believed in god or ******* like this. I just said taht you can't say that something happened or not if you haven't solid proofs. If you do then spread it all over the world my friend.
#147 to #146 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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I find it funny that you defended the story of Adam and Eve with the "insufficient proof" argument. Irony at it's best, no?
#153 to #147 - itrinx
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I did that ?
Since your way to see the things isn't universal it's called your opinion.
#158 to #153 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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"You can't say it didn't happened if you don't have proofs ********" "I just said taht you can't say that something happened or not if you haven't solid proofs." Yes, you did do that. Care to try again or do you need some time to Google a real argument, seeing as your brain can't even keep track of what you say.
#161 to #158 - itrinx
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So from now telling you're probably wrong is defending something ?
#167 to #161 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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No, you didn't say I was probably wrong. You specifically said that I am wrong because I have no proof, and that if i did have proof to share it to the world, then i'd be right. Burden of proof falls on those who believe in these nonsensical stories. I need no proof to say that something as such does not exist, even though I have evidence that already says it does not exist, for one. Two, you should really have a better grasp on what you say before you say it. I'm guessing English isn't your first language?
#174 to #167 - itrinx
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Yep. Would be easier for me if it was.
#176 to #174 - tidoubleguhurrrr
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(12/26/2012) [-]
No worries, you did fairly well on what is for the most part an unnecessarily difficult language that almost tries to be hard to learn and comprehend
#171 to #143 - anon
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Why would you insult someone for debating by using logical thinking?
Should you not try to disprove him instead of calling him a '*********?
This just shows your lack of knowledge and social skills.
You have already lost, bro.
#71 - draxdiesel
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(12/26/2012) [-]
i was about to save this in my favourites then realized that i already have it there. twice.


seriously though, this is older than time
#125 - crazyeyedbioll
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this logic is flawed, all these people that he "accepts" are tortured for all eternity
#132 to #125 - yerfdog
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Remember how God is the one sending Satan and the sinners into the lake of fire?
Satan isn't torturing anyone. It's God. Casting them into hell.
#142 to #132 - garvielxloken
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That's like saying an executioner is to blame for the death of someone on Death Row. That's ******* retarded.
#178 to #142 - yerfdog
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I remember reading somewhere in the bible that homosexuality will get you a ticket to hell (paraphrasing obviously). God made that rule, knowing that would mean people would suffer for eternity simply for being gay. God made gay people, knowing that they would be gay. For he is the creator of all, and is all knowing. And given this information, they still think he is all loving.
#185 to #178 - garvielxloken
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(12/27/2012) [-]
In other words, if you think that God is going to pass judgement based simply on what Man has written then you're a ******* idiot.
#189 to #185 - yerfdog
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Then what will we go to hell for?
What if the God is a lover of war and death? We can't seem to trust what the Bible says according to you. What if you only get into to heaven by killing people on a vast scale?
#190 to #189 - garvielxloken
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See that's the thing, we don't get a ******* rulebook, that's not how it works. We should be doing the right thing without the use of some ******* guide. If I go to hell, I won't know what it will be for until I go before God. Killing a **** ton of people is just naturally wrong. We all ******* know that. It's something we we don't feel right doing, unless you're a sociopath.
#184 to #178 - garvielxloken
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See the problem is that people take the bible as if though it's the writings of God himself. The thing is that they're not. They're the words of some of his first followers. I personally don't believe that a man will go to hell simply for being gay.
#134 to #132 - crazyeyedbioll
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never said god was good either, everybody in the bible is a bit of a dick. but I really dont care, I dont go around preaching faith or atheisim
#126 to #125 - chthulhu
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Actually, he doesn't run hell. He was sentenced there for all eternity, and the place sucks for him too.
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#123 - wubz
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#121 - anon
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here, sin is being called "human nature" something that God didn't intend for man kind. so Satan introduced "human nature" . . . and hes now a good guy for accepting his added fault. and God is somehow the bad guy for having complete control and power over his own creation? God made us. dont get but hurt if he decides to take 2.3 million of us along the way... ALSO had satan not introduced sin into the world. man kind would not have ever resorted to killing each other. so i think its safe to say that he is responsible for far more than 10 deaths.
#128 to #121 - anon
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fak u anon
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#130 to #121 - snuffff
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#168 to #121 - anon
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mfw this is the HUMAN - ROBOT argument all over again.

Will humans not turn into control freak gods and will release robots, when the time comes?
#140 to #121 - rjake
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And if I form a child from my own seed, I have the right to kill them, because I created it.
#118 - cullenatorguy
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#82 - deezknuts
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if you believe in the devil


then you believe in hell, the lae of fire, and all that other ******** that the devil gives you when you die

#90 to #82 - ainise
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(12/26/2012) [-]
You can believe in the devil without believing what god's disciples wrote in a barbaric book meant to demonize pretty much everything in existence.
#180 to #90 - deezknuts
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***** you can believe whatever you want
#69 - AlexPaincakes
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Too bad it's all just stories.
#76 to #69 - anon
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TRUE THAT!... however, without the knowledge of death humans could have lived forever so Satan is responsible for all death since then.
#78 to #76 - AlexPaincakes
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?

I mean too bad it's all just fiction and none of this ever happened.
#120 to #78 - cheesepotato
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(12/26/2012) [-]
This guy is right. Source: My religion textbook (I go to a Catholic school).
#179 to #120 - AlexPaincakes
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None of it is right! It's not real. How do you not get my point? These are all just stories.
#95 to #76 - cupcakedevourer
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So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
#65 - StormEagle
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(12/26/2012) [-]
so there is no torture? sweet!
#72 to #65 - mralice ONLINE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
The think the fact that all the ******* idiots you know right now will be in hell too is torture enough.
#56 - MarkOwnsYou
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He is right you know which are also influenced by City of God, Summa Theologica, and The Divine Comedy... and so forth, Satan was never thought of as a " fallen angel" or identified with the snake in the garden , until about 4 centuries after the life of Chirst... Augustine and John Milton created what Satan became :P


Fun facts :P
#51 - notguitaraddict
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I agree with most of that except for the last part.

If what Christians say IS true then supposedly he tortures "god's unwanted children" for all eternity. Doesn't seem too "accepting" to me.

Believe me I'm not a religious nut or anything, just making that point.
#5 - armada
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The story really isn't in the Bible, it's Paradise Lost by John Milton, which was his last major work before he died after years of political work. Very good read, but definitely dense and complex.

Essentially tells the story of Adam and Eve and includes these instances. Check it out.
#166 - stely ONLINE
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#156 - unncommon
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#154 - anon
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Hell is a key factor in this... which isn't mentioned in the post
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#61 - chaossniper
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i weep for humanity
#62 to #61 - anon
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Watch out guys! Someone who has clearly surpassed us is weeping for us! What ever shall we do?
#63 to #62 - chaossniper
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i am enlightened hahahaha, suck it bitch
#68 to #63 - anon
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Bro. The sand in your pussy, please get it out.
#122 to #61 - cheesepotato
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Too much badass.
Too much badass.
#57 - lorddarkskull
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but the entire point is it's god's job to punish the living for misdeeds, it's the devil's job to punish dead for eternity
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#44 to #43 - anon
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because we would do exactly as told to do, like a slave.
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