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#144 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#152 to #144 - unncommon
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"You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his." - General George S. Patton
#149 to #144 - aabbccddeeffgghhii
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Unless i am mistaken that is NEVER described in the bible. Hell is JUST a place from where you are seperated from god. What if this is hell? The earth we live?
#151 to #149 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#157 to #151 - aabbccddeeffgghhii
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Dante ISNT from the bible. Its like saying twilight describes vampires as they are because it got really popular. The bible NEVER described hell as we know it today, later scriptures did. (BTW! im not a satanist or anything. I am just saying the truth)
#183 to #157 - LaBarata
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Dante's Inferno was the first ever recorded case of self insert fanfiction
#162 to #157 - anon
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also what did the devil do wrong to be evil
if you look at hes actually a good guy he tortures the bad guys
like a jail warden
#170 to #162 - LaBarata
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And as for what he did, he decided to try and overthrow god.
#169 to #162 - LaBarata
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Actually, if you read it, he and all the devils and such are being tortured along with them.

It's god saying 'Oh, don't believe in me? Here, go take a seat in hell with the last guy who thought independent thought was a groovy idea!'
#150 to #144 - gurgleflep **User deleted account**
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#71 - draxdiesel
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i was about to save this in my favourites then realized that i already have it there. twice.


seriously though, this is older than time
#125 - crazyeyedbioll
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this logic is flawed, all these people that he "accepts" are tortured for all eternity
#132 to #125 - yerfdog
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Remember how God is the one sending Satan and the sinners into the lake of fire?
Satan isn't torturing anyone. It's God. Casting them into hell.
#142 to #132 - garvielxloken
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That's like saying an executioner is to blame for the death of someone on Death Row. That's ******* retarded.
#178 to #142 - yerfdog
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I remember reading somewhere in the bible that homosexuality will get you a ticket to hell (paraphrasing obviously). God made that rule, knowing that would mean people would suffer for eternity simply for being gay. God made gay people, knowing that they would be gay. For he is the creator of all, and is all knowing. And given this information, they still think he is all loving.
#185 to #178 - garvielxloken
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In other words, if you think that God is going to pass judgement based simply on what Man has written then you're a ******* idiot.
#189 to #185 - yerfdog
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Then what will we go to hell for?
What if the God is a lover of war and death? We can't seem to trust what the Bible says according to you. What if you only get into to heaven by killing people on a vast scale?
#190 to #189 - garvielxloken
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See that's the thing, we don't get a ******* rulebook, that's not how it works. We should be doing the right thing without the use of some ******* guide. If I go to hell, I won't know what it will be for until I go before God. Killing a **** ton of people is just naturally wrong. We all ******* know that. It's something we we don't feel right doing, unless you're a sociopath.
#184 to #178 - garvielxloken
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See the problem is that people take the bible as if though it's the writings of God himself. The thing is that they're not. They're the words of some of his first followers. I personally don't believe that a man will go to hell simply for being gay.
#134 to #132 - crazyeyedbioll
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never said god was good either, everybody in the bible is a bit of a dick. but I really dont care, I dont go around preaching faith or atheisim
#126 to #125 - chthulhu
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Actually, he doesn't run hell. He was sentenced there for all eternity, and the place sucks for him too.
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#123 - wubz
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#121 - anon
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here, sin is being called "human nature" something that God didn't intend for man kind. so Satan introduced "human nature" . . . and hes now a good guy for accepting his added fault. and God is somehow the bad guy for having complete control and power over his own creation? God made us. dont get but hurt if he decides to take 2.3 million of us along the way... ALSO had satan not introduced sin into the world. man kind would not have ever resorted to killing each other. so i think its safe to say that he is responsible for far more than 10 deaths.
#128 to #121 - anon
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fak u anon
#129 to #128 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#130 to #121 - snuffff
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#168 to #121 - anon
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mfw this is the HUMAN - ROBOT argument all over again.

Will humans not turn into control freak gods and will release robots, when the time comes?
#140 to #121 - rjake
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And if I form a child from my own seed, I have the right to kill them, because I created it.
#118 - cullenatorguy
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#82 - deezknuts
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if you believe in the devil


then you believe in hell, the lae of fire, and all that other ******** that the devil gives you when you die

#90 to #82 - ainise
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You can believe in the devil without believing what god's disciples wrote in a barbaric book meant to demonize pretty much everything in existence.
#180 to #90 - deezknuts
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***** you can believe whatever you want
#69 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
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Too bad it's all just stories.
#76 to #69 - anon
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TRUE THAT!... however, without the knowledge of death humans could have lived forever so Satan is responsible for all death since then.
#78 to #76 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
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?

I mean too bad it's all just fiction and none of this ever happened.
#120 to #78 - cheesepotato
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This guy is right. Source: My religion textbook (I go to a Catholic school).
#179 to #120 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
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None of it is right! It's not real. How do you not get my point? These are all just stories.
#95 to #76 - cupcakedevourer
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So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
#65 - StormEagle
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so there is no torture? sweet!
#72 to #65 - mralice
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The think the fact that all the ******* idiots you know right now will be in hell too is torture enough.
#56 - MarkOwnsYou
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He is right you know which are also influenced by City of God, Summa Theologica, and The Divine Comedy... and so forth, Satan was never thought of as a " fallen angel" or identified with the snake in the garden , until about 4 centuries after the life of Chirst... Augustine and John Milton created what Satan became :P


Fun facts :P
#51 - notguitaraddict
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I agree with most of that except for the last part.

If what Christians say IS true then supposedly he tortures "god's unwanted children" for all eternity. Doesn't seem too "accepting" to me.

Believe me I'm not a religious nut or anything, just making that point.
#5 - armada
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The story really isn't in the Bible, it's Paradise Lost by John Milton, which was his last major work before he died after years of political work. Very good read, but definitely dense and complex.

Essentially tells the story of Adam and Eve and includes these instances. Check it out.
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#96 - anon
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If taking the apple was original sin and also represented humans thinking for themselves, then is the nature of the church to do all the thinking for you and not let you think for yourself?
#102 to #96 - kaydensama
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Exactly
Exactly
#91 - dementedllama
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So...the supposed creator of life, the universe and everything can't do what it wants with it's own creation?

I'm not religious, but if the Christian God does exist in that form, all humans are answerable and subject to his/it's laws, ideas, and wishes. Freedom of thought, choice and belief wouldn't erase that.

Jus' saiyan.
#117 to #91 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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I'll get make my own baby and treat it like **** and torment it. It's my creation so I can do what I want.
#83 - anon
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The devils... he's batman?
#61 - chaossniper
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i weep for humanity
#62 to #61 - anon
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Watch out guys! Someone who has clearly surpassed us is weeping for us! What ever shall we do?
#63 to #62 - chaossniper
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i am enlightened hahahaha, suck it bitch
#68 to #63 - anon
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Bro. The sand in your pussy, please get it out.
#122 to #61 - cheesepotato
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Too much badass.
Too much badass.
#49 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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Satan is a pretty chill guy, i go to a christian school and keep telling my friends this and thay are all "blah blah devil is bad blah blah" well some of them are
#3 - anon
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ive read that satan wasnt going to bow down to human kind, since god said that it was his greatest creation, satan wasnt going to let a being made out of clay be better than him so he refused to bow
#16 to #3 - iamthou ONLINE
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my religion taught us about the war in heaven, which is basically god had a plan for mankind which gave us agency and free will, and satan's was just force us to be good and not make choices, we chose gods and were rewarded with life on earth.

and also, god knew satan would tempt adam and eve so that man could have free will.
#17 to #16 - robbuck
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GRAMMAR NAZI IS VERY DISPLEASED
#37 to #17 - GamerMandrew
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Punctuation Nazi is far more displeased with this instance of neglect from a fellow officer.