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#87 - byktor has deleted their comment [-]
#86 - triggathepirate (12/25/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#94 to #86 - olelicious ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Why did you copy a comment that was right under yours, i mean you can litteraly see both comments at the same time
#99 to #94 - triggathepirate (12/25/2012) [-]
I Honestly didn't see that
MFW soon as I saw the content I looked it up and posted it.
#84 - lordzixx (12/25/2012) [-]
I fucking lol'd
#81 - ReturnDarkKnight (12/25/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
User avatar #78 - zeebotofourtwenty (12/25/2012) [-]
He spelled "guerilla" wrong
#83 to #78 - kraetyz (12/25/2012) [-]
u wot m8?
#82 to #78 - delicaking (12/25/2012) [-]
It's copypasta, it's spelled wrong in the original as its meant to sound retarded

Have a completely unrelated image
#109 to #82 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Which one is that on Giovanni's side? Nidoking, nidoquee, dugtrio, rhydon, golem, mewtwo. What is that one directly above giovanni?
#152 to #109 - delicaking (12/25/2012) [-]
think it may be rhyhorn
think it may be rhyhorn
#158 to #152 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
You might be right; I'm kinda upset over kangaskhan not being there. And are those supposed to be magnamites on the right?
#162 to #158 - delicaking (12/26/2012) [-]
Holy shit I would love to see kangaskhan in this style, I'll try to find the artist because there was a shitload of these and yes those are badass magnamites
Holy shit I would love to see kangaskhan in this style, I'll try to find the artist because there was a shitload of these and yes those are badass magnamites
#85 to #82 - delicaking (12/25/2012) [-]
Or that was sarcastic/ a joke and I'm retarded, in which case MFW
Or that was sarcastic/ a joke and I'm retarded, in which case MFW
#80 to #78 - triggathepirate (12/25/2012) [-]
That has got to be some elite sarcasm for a bluenamer.
User avatar #77 - zonedguru (12/25/2012) [-]
EWWWWW
#75 - gisuar (12/25/2012) [-]
i hate this shit so fucking much only thing that comes to my mind is : TL;FUCKING;DR

first there was this shithead youtube comment and now this
User avatar #74 - astraea (12/25/2012) [-]
My letter to santa

"Dear Santa
You a bitch ass nigga
-Astraea"
User avatar #73 - morbidbreath (12/25/2012) [-]
thats fucking retarded. why would fucking santa need to track his motherfucking address if he has already been to his motherfucking house. what a fucking pathetic excuse for a mercenary. that piece of shit. he's dumber than he looks. fucking jolly faggot.
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#70 - flixoe has deleted their comment [-]
#76 to #70 - occamsrazor (12/25/2012) [-]
Someone doesn't get references
#69 - rafekee (12/25/2012) [-]
What the scooby-dooby-do did you just say about me, you little scooby snack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Mystery Gang, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations in America, and I have over 300 confirmed fake supernatural villains uncovered. I am trained in shit-pants warfare and I'm the top pussy in the entire US supernatural investigation committee. You are nothing to me but just another phony. I will uncover your fake supernatural disguise with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to scare people around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghosts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your Halloween costume closet and gives me all your scooby snacks. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you scaring people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in solving mysteries, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ghost Busters' HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire horror-inducing gags. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to scare people and trying to frighten me would bring you, maybe you would have not of dressed up as a ghost at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me in your pathetic ghost suit as you're taken away in a police van. Your pranks are over, kiddo.
#68 - rel (12/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed pokedex entries. I am trained in Pokemon battling and I’m the top trainer in the entire Pokemon League. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Elite Four and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#65 - qazsa (12/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#64 - silentnigga (12/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the National Institute of Dramatic Art in Sydney., and I’ve been involved in numerous Racial scandal's on The Jewish People, and I have over 300 confirmed Movies. I am trained in Improv and I’m the Actor in the entire Outback armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another role. I will play your role with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jew NIggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Mate I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can act in over seven hundred open roles, and that’s just with my action personas. Not only am I extensively trained in blending in, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Actors Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Mate Like The Humungus before you you're fucking dead.
#63 - Crossraod (12/25/2012) [-]
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#61 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
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#60 - EpicNoob (12/25/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#66 to #60 - devout feminist (12/25/2012) [-]
shut up we all know you are Gabe Newell
User avatar #57 - poopee (12/25/2012) [-]
i have seen the exact starting of that in a comment on youtube when someone insulted a guy.
#58 to #57 - devout feminist (12/25/2012) [-]
it was originally from fallout 2
User avatar #59 to #58 - poopee (12/25/2012) [-]
ah.
User avatar #56 - Borunks (12/25/2012) [-]
i have the same plate
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