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#133 - zhao (12/25/2012) [-]
he is schizophrenic , and he ate those cookies himself
he is schizophrenic , and he ate those cookies himself
#130 - martinyus (12/25/2012) [-]
very good sir   
very good indeed
very good sir
very good indeed
User avatar #129 - unikornanarkyh (12/25/2012) [-]
I remember.
#115 - voltkills ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
good commitment to the joke OP, and some OC for once, well **** guys, it is with a heavy heart i must declare that today, OP was NOT a faggot.
User avatar #134 to #115 - lcarnage (12/25/2012) [-]
except it looks like he wrote both notes himself
User avatar #140 to #134 - darkangeloffire (12/25/2012) [-]
That's OBVIOUSLY Santa's handwriting
User avatar #138 to #134 - voltkills ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
no bro, santa defiantly write that second note.
User avatar #301 to #138 - defiantly (12/27/2012) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #172 to #138 - tenthdivine (12/26/2012) [-]
defiantly.... I can't even
User avatar #303 to #172 - voltkills ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
im dyslexic, when i wrote that it made sense to me >.>
User avatar #304 to #303 - tenthdivine (12/30/2012) [-]
bro that's not lysdexia, that's straight-up misuse of a word!
User avatar #302 to #172 - defiantly (12/27/2012) [-]
Neither can I my good man.
User avatar #114 - arizonastar (12/25/2012) [-]
Didnt read
User avatar #306 to #114 - jntcoolman (01/04/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#113 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
Guerrilla*
User avatar #143 to #113 - mjformj (12/25/2012) [-]
that's a spelling mistake under authority of the spelling spetsnaz not the grammar nazis
User avatar #120 to #113 - frozenpickle (12/25/2012) [-]
this better be a joke
#117 to #113 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
It's an old copypasta. The original spelled it as "gorilla".
#121 to #117 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
guer·ril·la
/gəˈrilə/
Noun
A member of a small independent group taking part in irregular fighting, typically against larger regular forces.

go·ril·la
/gəˈrilə/
Noun
A powerfully built great ape (Gorilla gorilla) with a large head and short neck, found in the forests of central Africa.
#123 to #121 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
You completely missed the point.
User avatar #124 to #123 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
And what would that be?
User avatar #127 to #124 - frozenpickle (12/25/2012) [-]
the original anon was referring to was the original copy paste, that copy paste used gorilla and not guerilla, its a joke
#131 to #127 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
Eh, I can live with that.
Eh, I can live with that.
#126 to #124 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
Everyone knows it's supposed to be "guerrilla" and not "gorilla". do you know what a copypasta is?
#132 to #126 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
The original anon was using the term 'out of context'.

The term 'Gorilla Warfare' could range anywhere between a herd of savage Silver-Backs beating an individual to a pulp, to people throwing bananas at each other.

All I'm saiyan was that the actual term would be 'Guerrilla Warfare' nor "Gorilla Warfare". I understand that the original anon spelled it 'G-o-r-i-l-l-a'.
User avatar #116 to #113 - gameshredder (12/25/2012) [-]
Don't be 'That' person.
#118 to #116 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
I can't help it. I need help.
#122 to #118 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
It would be one thing to correct an accidental mistake. It's supposed to say "gorilla".
User avatar #125 to #122 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
That's the improper spelling of the implied word...
#128 to #125 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not going to discuss this in two separate comment chains. See #126.
#110 - arrogant (12/25/2012) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
User avatar #108 - MRfunnyFACE (12/25/2012) [-]
thats not the same handwriting at all
#106 - skwirl (12/25/2012) [-]
To write that all out is real dedication to the joke.
To write that all out is real dedication to the joke.
#105 - nephritho (12/25/2012) [-]
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What in the name of Talos did you just shout at me, you skeever dirt? I’ll have you know I am the greatest warrior in all of Tamriel, and I've led numerous raids on the Imperial City and Thalmor forces, and killed over 300 dragons. I am trained in the ways of the Voice, and I am the deadliest with a dagger of all the assassins that ever served the Dark Brotherhood. You are nothing to me but another whisper from the Night Mother. I’ll find you and consume your soul. You think you can hide behind your Dwemer-like communication device? Think twice on that, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of thieves, pirates, werewolves, vampires, and mages across Skyrim and your exact location is being tracked right now so you better get ready for the Thu'um, horker. The kind of shout that destroyed High King Torygg. You’re my clan's next meal, fool. I can ride anywhere, in any province, and can tear you apart you in over a hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I the best with a knife, but I have several guilds at my beck and call and I’ll do anything to erase you from the face of Nirn. If only you had a fortune teller to let you know what Daedric wrath your crimes have incurred, you might not have said a word. But you didn't, and now you will pay the ultimate toll, you witch. I’ll shout fire at you and you will get burned. You’re my dinner now.
+3
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User avatar #101 - toxicwastedump (12/25/2012) [-]
I dont get it
#97 - vinniv (12/25/2012) [-]
Not trying to be a jackass, just want to point this out for reference, but it is spelled guerrilla not gorilla.
User avatar #112 to #97 - secretdestroyers (12/25/2012) [-]
Thank you! This wole bit was never funny or clever to begin with and no one noticed the ******** spelling error! Idk why this is getting thumbed down.... ******* Funnyjunk ************* !
#102 to #97 - vorrundenaus (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not the best at noticing sarcasm, but assuming you are being serious then let me educate you.   
   
If I recall it was youtube some guy commented on this kid's video saying he looked like a little kid, he then gets that exact long ass reply back from the kid stating that he is a complete baddass, leader of the navy seals, and master of "gorilla warfare" just the fact that he spelled it wrong is kind of what made it into this big thing that everyone loves to make fun of.
I'm not the best at noticing sarcasm, but assuming you are being serious then let me educate you.

If I recall it was youtube some guy commented on this kid's video saying he looked like a little kid, he then gets that exact long ass reply back from the kid stating that he is a complete baddass, leader of the navy seals, and master of "gorilla warfare" just the fact that he spelled it wrong is kind of what made it into this big thing that everyone loves to make fun of.
#98 to #97 - vinniv (12/25/2012) [-]
It was funny, though, and I enjoyed it.
#95 - doctorhorrible (12/25/2012) [-]
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#93 - reallynotdashie (12/25/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#92 - olelicious (12/25/2012) [-]
What did thay speak of thay little bitch, i'll have you know i was croned the finest of knight in all of the land, by the majesty herself! I did part in plenty of dangerous tasks to proctect thay motherland, i have slayed numerous of quite dangeruos knights, I have been trained in the finest form of swordfight, and horse riding, and one of thay best knights in the entire land. Thay are nothing but a dimwitted scruffy looking nurfhurter, that i will have no problem slaying, mark my sayings, you will be noted for saying such rude statements to a knight of my caliber!
#91 - chasethftw (12/25/2012) [-]
Santa and Charlie have the same handwriting.
User avatar #100 to #91 - imcharlie (12/25/2012) [-]
I know. 2spooky.
User avatar #90 - Yojimbo (12/25/2012) [-]
Thanks OP, this was actually a pretty funny post. Merry Christmas.
#89 - airfresh (12/25/2012) [-]
LEL I COPI DA PASTAZ FROM /BEE/ AND POST ON DA FUNNYJUNKZ FOR FUMZ I AM SO ORIGINAL AND FUNI LELELELE

**** you, cancer
#88 - Womens Study Major (12/25/2012) [-]
What the scooby-dooby-do did you just say about me, you little scooby snack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Mystery Gang, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations in America, and I have over 300 confirmed fake supernatural villains uncovered. I am trained in poop-your-pants warfare and I'm the top dog in the entire US supernatural investigation committee. You are nothing to me but just another phony. I will uncover your fake supernatural disguise with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to scare people around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghosts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you fake. The storm that wipes out your Halloween costume closet and gives me all your scooby snacks. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you scaring people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in solving mysteries, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ghost Busters' HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire horror-inducing gags. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to scare people and trying to frighten me would bring you, maybe you would have not of dressed up as a ghost at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you scooby-dooby-do. I will scooby do-do fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me in your pathetic ghost suit as you're taken away in a police van. Your pranks are over, kiddo.
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