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#249 - wooyoungkim ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
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#264 to #254 - darkjustifier (12/26/2012) [-]
IT'S ALWAYS PIRATE TIME!!!
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User avatar #248 - themastertroller (12/26/2012) [-]
you wrote all that for the sake of a post?

you dedicated man
#247 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#246 - chocolatewhite (12/26/2012) [-]
Makes me laugh that someone actually sat down and wrote that out just for content.
#244 - thedarkestrogue (12/26/2012) [-]
I can't be the only one who thinks the "I graduated the top of my ______ class" joke is getting stale.
#245 to #244 - chocolatewhite (12/26/2012) [-]
Well you are.
User avatar #253 to #245 - thedarkestrogue (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah well I've been here too long.
User avatar #235 - MegaWowFul (12/26/2012) [-]
What a coincidence that Santa has the same handwriting as you ,huh?
User avatar #237 to #235 - imcharlie (12/26/2012) [-]
2spooky, right?
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#233 - theinternets (12/26/2012) [-]
Gorilla Warfare
#231 - heloke (12/26/2012) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
#229 - luckass (12/26/2012) [-]
hair is inb4

pixlr skills off the charts
User avatar #227 - downwiththesicknes (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe you should ease up on the cookies, chubby.
User avatar #236 to #227 - imcharlie (12/26/2012) [-]
I cant hear you over my diabetes
#281 to #236 - funforlife (12/26/2012) [-]
**funforlife rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Title ** MFW I have diabetes.
#226 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4,154** 1076 and I'm gay
#223 - thatsmrnoob (12/26/2012) [-]
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kidd
User avatar #220 - scilla (12/26/2012) [-]
**scilla rolls 59** come on, come on, NO DUBS

User avatar #222 to #220 - scilla (12/26/2012) [-]
YAY
#214 - notandytags (12/26/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salesmen Institution, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret sales on the people of America, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in sneaky salesmen like tactics and I’m the top seller in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will sell you the **** out with deals the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think I can get away with saying that **** to you over the TV? You're damn right. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of advertisers across the USA and your TV Code is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sale, maggot. The sale that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re ******* done, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell you things in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed selling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Product Department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable wallet off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price FOR ONLY $19.95, you goddamn idiot. I will **** deals all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* done, kiddo.
#299 to #214 - xxxdemongirl (12/26/2012) [-]
I read it in his voice... RIP Billy Mays
I read it in his voice... RIP Billy Mays
User avatar #208 - Hydra (12/26/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
User avatar #215 to #208 - godhatesusall (12/26/2012) [-]
what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the brotherhood of steel, been involved in numerous secret raids on caesar’s legion, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in yao guai warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire ncr first recon forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this wasteland, mark my ******* words. you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the pip-boy radio? think again, ****** . as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the mojave wasteland and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the nuclear winter, maggot. the nuclear winter that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re ******* dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. not only do i have 100 in my unarmed skill, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the enclave and brotherhood of steel and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . if only you could’ve known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will **** nuka-cola all over you and you will drown in it. you’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#230 to #215 - oniguru (12/26/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#206 - cyberdemon (12/26/2012) [-]
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#199 - puffytard (12/26/2012) [-]
**puffytard rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Paris Hilton **
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