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#60 - davidavidson
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I live in the Dakotas.

The Indians are still fighting Custer
#71 to #60 - tommyprince
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(12/22/2012) [-]
no natives because you ass hats killed most of us
#74 to #71 - davidavidson
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I already know this ********

stick to pine-ridge and custer lol
#70 to #60 - dubstepguru
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(12/22/2012) [-]
No you don't... I live in the Dakotas and there are barely any natives. It's all one big stereotype.
#72 to #70 - davidavidson
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(12/22/2012) [-]
You lack satirical humor

And that's how I know you are from the Dakotas
#124 to #72 - dubstepguru
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Oh I'm sorry... I apologize for not being able to understand ******* SARCASM on the internet. You have my apology.
#55 - MikeLit
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(12/22/2012) [-]
meese*
#64 to #55 - ferrettamer
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if this has to do with another post or not (I didn't see it on FJ). If it does, I lol'd. If not, you should probably go back to school
#58 to #55 - obeyweegee
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(12/22/2012) [-]
You're a disappointment to the reich.
#56 to #55 - insertswearword
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(12/22/2012) [-]
No,moose. Many many moose.
#63 to #56 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Actually, it's mooses.
#67 to #63 - runtz
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I beg your pardon? I believe you meant moosi
#106 to #67 - wyrddarcnyzz
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I thought it was moosen. Like "oxen," only for the moose.
#51 - ultimatehue
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(12/22/2012) [-]
new meme pls
#52 to #51 - seelcudoom
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#46 - ManInKilt
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(12/22/2012) [-]
update from america:we're out of beer, repeat, out of beer! This is not a drill! We are switching to DefCon 1!!!
update from america:we're out of beer, repeat, out of beer! This is not a drill! We are switching to DefCon 1!!!
#79 to #46 - jntcoolman
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Update: We have run out of bacon. Crazy people everywhere no guns or bullets from the school shooting. Going into Def-con 2.
(Couldn't find suitable pic.)
#73 to #46 - tommyprince
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(12/22/2012) [-]
you call that stuff beer? tastes like water in the states lol
#45 - grandmabetty
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Update from the Land Down Under:
Barbies mate. Runaway barbies. Old man Bruce was busy firing up his Turbogrill 2000 but it decided to **** off. Bloke dressed to look like the devil came and flipped me house upside down with a bloody forklift, got out and started hanging the arse out at everybody; don't wanna do that in Aus, you never know what might happen. Kangaroo came and buggered him right up the backside then he fled the country.

Status: Loads of barbies thrown all over the place and pissed off neighbours. Chance of survival: alright
#54 to #45 - deathzor
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I heard you guys had a zombie kangaroo problem, any truth to that?
#44 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(12/22/2012) [-]
You can apologize for having hot chicks.
#48 to #44 - facechecker
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Why?
#49 to #48 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(12/22/2012) [-]
in a condescending way.
#43 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#99 to #43 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account**
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(12/22/2012) [-]
DO YOU STILL HAVE THE CHOCOLATE?
#107 to #99 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#38 - albertjester
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(12/22/2012) [-]
update from britain:
the scalding hot tea rain and rampaging haggis continues and every government party is blaming every other government party, except the BNP, who are blaming immigrants.
#57 to #38 - exlo
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Update from Mars:

THERE IS LITERALLY NO MORE OXYGEN.
#59 to #57 - anon
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(12/22/2012) [-]
No more oxygen in the gas state of matter.
#53 to #38 - fuckingmagicconch
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(12/22/2012) [-]
update from london
there are riots and there are people wearing adidas everywhere.
its terrifying.
all people who do not live on benifits have fled down south ot brighton in hope of a rescue boat. I fear to mention this, but tea stocks are low. our only hope is for santa to bring more tea.
#61 to #53 - spaceturtlecadet
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Currently 6 O'bong:   
Big Ben collapsed. The river Thames has turned acidic, tea deprived bodies everywhere. I managed to survive by buying 13 packs of teabags earlier and hiding at the top of the motionless London eye. How am I getting our of here?
Currently 6 O'bong:
Big Ben collapsed. The river Thames has turned acidic, tea deprived bodies everywhere. I managed to survive by buying 13 packs of teabags earlier and hiding at the top of the motionless London eye. How am I getting our of here?
#50 to #38 - hjgduyhwsgah
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Update from Ireland: Thunderous Guinness rains down, drowning us in alcohol whilst Enda Kenny going on a killing rampage killing members of every other political party in the country.

So it's going OK, all thing's considered.
#37 - albertjester
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#36 - purealterego
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(12/22/2012) [-]
>in canada
>look outside my window
> what r u guys talking about?
#34 - qinto
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(12/22/2012) [-]
OH the humanity, wont someone think of our children and bagg-ed milk!
#29 - anonymoose
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I escaped.
#27 - anon
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(12/22/2012) [-]
the scary part is.......................... thats the truth
#22 - jellybaby
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(12/22/2012) [-]
You do not want to know what happened in Australia.

Every thing's the right way up, and there's no spiders. Lord save us all.
#21 - grimmwaters
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#35 to #21 - purealterego
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#30 to #21 - thereasonableperso
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Why is his face cut in half?
#32 to #30 - zahnradisback
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I think you missed the joke
#31 to #30 - jesusaurus
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(12/22/2012) [-]
South Park.
#14 - occamsrazor
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#12 - dorkly **User deleted account**
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#6 - jethroisnowhere
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(12/22/2012) [-]
But seriously, it's snowing like hell up here
But seriously, it's snowing like hell up here
#69 to #6 - opsbuttbuddy
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I'm down in Toronto, I haven't seen snow on the ground yet.
#86 to #69 - jethroisnowhere
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(12/22/2012) [-]
@ hours north of toronto has 2 feet....
#47 to #6 - iamcanadian
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Why does mother nature always find fit to making December rainy and ****** up until the last 4 days before christmas?
#25 to #6 - ButtonFly
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #6 - kneehumper
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Poor bunny
#17 to #6 - pastttttt
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#16 to #6 - pastttttt
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I guess you could say...

Hell froze over.
#10 to #6 - kingofdarkn
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#9 to #6 - mcshmeggy
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(12/22/2012) [-]
in ottawa i swear it was raining slush earlier, it was ******* awful
#11 to #9 - doctorhorrible
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Im in ottawa to :D
#8 to #6 - anon
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Not in Toronto
#28 to #8 - rbanh
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(12/22/2012) [-]
nope, not here :(
#115 to #28 - moonshoes [OP]
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(12/23/2012) [-]
just go a couple hours north. we have lots!
#5 - messerauditore
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Those tags
#4 - abacongirl
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(12/22/2012) [-]
I'm the only one left. I survived by building a mountain of hockey sticks on top of Mount Logan. I'm stuck up here with a polar bear. I'm sorry for making you think about me. The polar bear says he's sorry too.

The wifi is ******* EXCELLENT though.
#26 to #4 - bahh
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(12/22/2012) [-]
How's the healthcare up there?
#95 to #26 - abacongirl
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Still free.