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User avatar #18 - aussiepridevil (12/20/2012) [-]
"almost"

smuuggg motherfucker
User avatar #59 to #18 - armenhart (12/20/2012) [-]
honestly, if he tweeted her back he would get x1000 more tweets from girls trying to emulate the first one. and they would probably be fat ugly girls
#14 - theavatarspupil (12/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #15 - zombehhh (12/20/2012) [-]
HOW ARE THESE SO IN SYNC?
User avatar #178 to #177 - zombehhh (12/21/2012) [-]
That was the most amazing response I've ever gotten.
#179 to #178 - theavatarspupil (12/21/2012) [-]
Challenge Accepted! Here is a three-headed panda vomiting rainbows for your entertainment
#180 to #179 - zombehhh (12/21/2012) [-]
Not as good.
Not as good.
#181 to #180 - theavatarspupil (12/21/2012) [-]
Well, i tried
Well, i tried
#182 to #181 - zombehhh (12/21/2012) [-]
Oh well.
Oh well.
User avatar #24 to #15 - majormoron (12/20/2012) [-]
Um, where did he go?
User avatar #26 to #24 - theavatarspupil (12/20/2012) [-]
the bottom of the red square
User avatar #27 to #26 - majormoron (12/20/2012) [-]
Thanks Captain Obvious
#12 - anonymouzx (12/20/2012) [-]
Oh, so celebrities actually don't tweet back on purpose because they are famous and don't deal with regular people. One thought was because they get too many replies
Oh, so celebrities actually don't tweet back on purpose because they are famous and don't deal with regular people. One thought was because they get too many replies
#170 to #12 - devout feminist (12/20/2012) [-]
She was a muggle.
User avatar #19 to #12 - vanoreo (12/20/2012) [-]
A few reasons he probably didn't
>Possibly has a girlfriend who would be pissed
>She would get a shitload of attention, inevitably some bad
>Obvious sexual reference, may cause trouble with his or her work
>He was in bed, he was tired, do you really fucking think he felt like it?
#20 to #19 - anonymouzx (12/20/2012) [-]
last sentence
last sentence
User avatar #33 to #20 - thequickster (12/20/2012) [-]
lol idk why but that made me laugh way hard. n1
User avatar #17 to #12 - RaptorJesus (12/20/2012) [-]
I think its more of a fairness thing... For instance, i work in a restaurant (a smokehouse) and we wont do "special" orders because if we did, we'd have to do them for EVERYBODY...
User avatar #21 to #17 - anonymouzx (12/20/2012) [-]
No you don't.

Well it would be awkward if you happen to only do it with the white family there when everybody else is black.
User avatar #22 to #21 - RaptorJesus (12/20/2012) [-]
Uhhh, yeah, we gotta be fair about it... its a business... if a customer saw us doing something special for another customer, but refused to do something special for them, then that looks bad on us... on the business as a whole...

Even one angry customer can be a big issue, especially in a small town like mine...

Can't 'play favorites'.
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#11 - zombieginger (12/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #11 - Carnictus (12/20/2012) [-]
KILLJOY!
#9 - devout feminist (12/20/2012) [-]
I don't get it Oo
User avatar #50 to #9 - gowfan (12/20/2012) [-]
Slytherin... Slyther (ie. Slide) in. So, she's saying mind if I slide in.
User avatar #34 to #9 - errdayimfjing (12/20/2012) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a pun on slide her in? I don't know. I don't even know. but "almost?" draco really is evil in real life
#8 - elloise (12/20/2012) [-]
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#65 to #8 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
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#6 - sherbaderb (12/19/2012) [-]
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#3 - deletedmyaccount (12/19/2012) [-]
Almost.

You're still not good enough for Draco fuckin' Malfoy.
User avatar #2 - hoffmeisterh (12/19/2012) [-]
I think slytherin's a pretty cool guy, eh kills dumbledore and doesn't afraid of anything...
#5 to #2 - devout feminist (12/19/2012) [-]
Your completely wrong, because Snape killed Dumbledore.
#174 to #5 - Toximan (12/20/2012) [-]
are you special?
are you special?
#171 to #5 - annoos (12/20/2012) [-]
Because fuck anon
Because fuck anon
#153 to #5 - hewhoepicfails (12/20/2012) [-]
>Your

Also SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE?!
#56 to #5 - graydiggy ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Wow... Fucking moron.
Wow... Fucking moron.
#30 to #16 - devout feminist (12/20/2012) [-]
no im not your just dumb youve never watched harry potter have you?
User avatar #130 to #30 - ompalomper (12/20/2012) [-]
go kill yourself
#77 to #30 - crellow (12/20/2012) [-]
here anon, have this
here anon, have this
#57 to #30 - graydiggy ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
I laugh at how stupid you are.
I laugh at how stupid you are.
#38 to #30 - arsenalthegunners (12/20/2012) [-]
*No
*I'm
*you're
*you've
Pardon me if I make a mistake, but did you say that he was "dumb"? 'I think not!"
User avatar #82 to #38 - admiralen ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Lol, you dont have to put the mark... its not missleading in the same way as grammar errors
#36 to #30 - devout feminist (12/20/2012) [-]
Obviously not.
User avatar #45 to #36 - simbasa (12/20/2012) [-]
Just thought of an example to explain said joke

I think Pokemon's a pretty cool guy, eh beats team rocket and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #44 to #36 - simbasa (12/20/2012) [-]
It's a joke
#1 - hvacian (12/19/2012) [-]
in before "punchline in the title" pictures
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