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#18 - aussiepridevil
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(12/20/2012) [-]
"almost"

smuuggg ************
#59 to #18 - armenhart
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(12/20/2012) [-]
honestly, if he tweeted her back he would get x1000 more tweets from girls trying to emulate the first one. and they would probably be fat ugly girls
#14 - theavatarspupil
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(12/20/2012) [-]
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#15 to #14 - theavatarspupil
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(12/20/2012) [-]
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#63 to #15 - zombehhh
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(12/20/2012) [-]
HOW ARE THESE SO IN SYNC?
#177 to #63 - theavatarspupil
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(12/21/2012) [-]
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#178 to #177 - zombehhh
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(12/21/2012) [-]
That was the most amazing response I've ever gotten.
#179 to #178 - theavatarspupil
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(12/21/2012) [-]
Challenge Accepted! Here is a three-headed panda vomiting rainbows for your entertainment
#180 to #179 - zombehhh
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(12/21/2012) [-]
Not as good.
Not as good.
#181 to #180 - theavatarspupil
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(12/21/2012) [-]
Well, i tried
Well, i tried
#182 to #181 - zombehhh
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(12/21/2012) [-]
Oh well.
Oh well.
#24 to #15 - majormoron
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Um, where did he go?
#26 to #24 - theavatarspupil
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(12/20/2012) [-]
the bottom of the red square
#27 to #26 - majormoron
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Thanks Captain Obvious
#12 - anonymouzx
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Oh, so celebrities actually don't tweet back on purpose because they are famous and don't deal with regular people. One thought was because they get too many replies
Oh, so celebrities actually don't tweet back on purpose because they are famous and don't deal with regular people. One thought was because they get too many replies
#170 to #12 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
She was a muggle.
#42 to #12 - girrafalopegis
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(12/20/2012) [-]
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#19 to #12 - vanoreo
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(12/20/2012) [-]
A few reasons he probably didn't
>Possibly has a girlfriend who would be pissed
>She would get a ******** of attention, inevitably some bad
>Obvious sexual reference, may cause trouble with his or her work
>He was in bed, he was tired, do you really ******* think he felt like it?
#20 to #19 - anonymouzx
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(12/20/2012) [-]
last sentence
last sentence
#33 to #20 - thequickster
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(12/20/2012) [-]
lol idk why but that made me laugh way hard. n1
#17 to #12 - RaptorJesus
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I think its more of a fairness thing... For instance, i work in a restaurant (a smokehouse) and we wont do "special" orders because if we did, we'd have to do them for EVERYBODY...
#21 to #17 - anonymouzx
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(12/20/2012) [-]
No you don't.

Well it would be awkward if you happen to only do it with the white family there when everybody else is black.
#22 to #21 - RaptorJesus
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Uhhh, yeah, we gotta be fair about it... its a business... if a customer saw us doing something special for another customer, but refused to do something special for them, then that looks bad on us... on the business as a whole...

Even one angry customer can be a big issue, especially in a small town like mine...

Can't 'play favorites'.
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#11 - zombieginger
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(12/20/2012) [-]
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#47 to #11 - Carnictus
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(12/20/2012) [-]
KILLJOY!
#10 - danightranger
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#9 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I don't get it Oo
#50 to #9 - gowfan
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Slytherin... Slyther (ie. Slide) in. So, she's saying mind if I slide in.
#34 to #9 - errdayimfjing
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a pun on slide her in? I don't know. I don't even know. but "almost?" draco really is evil in real life
#8 - elloise
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(12/20/2012) [-]
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#65 to #8 - creosote
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#6 - sherbaderb
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(12/19/2012) [-]
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#3 - deletedmyaccount
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Almost.

You're still not good enough for Draco ******* Malfoy.
#2 - hoffmeisterh
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(12/19/2012) [-]
I think slytherin's a pretty cool guy, eh kills dumbledore and doesn't afraid of anything...
#5 to #2 - anon
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Your completely wrong, because Snape killed Dumbledore.
#174 to #5 - Toximan
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(12/20/2012) [-]
are you special?
are you special?
#173 to #5 - soopfox
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#171 to #5 - annoos
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Because **** anon
Because **** anon
#169 to #5 - junkk
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#153 to #5 - hewhoepicfails
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(12/20/2012) [-]
>Your

Also SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE?!
#56 to #5 - graydiggy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Wow... ******* moron.
Wow... ******* moron.
#16 to #5 - squadmissile
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#30 to #16 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
no im not your just dumb youve never watched harry potter have you?
#130 to #30 - ompalomper
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(12/20/2012) [-]
go kill yourself
#77 to #30 - crellow
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(12/20/2012) [-]
here anon, have this
here anon, have this
#57 to #30 - graydiggy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I laugh at how stupid you are.
I laugh at how stupid you are.
#38 to #30 - arsenalthegunners
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(12/20/2012) [-]
*No
*I'm
*you're
*you've
Pardon me if I make a mistake, but did you say that he was "dumb"? 'I think not!"
#82 to #38 - admiralen
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Lol, you dont have to put the mark... its not missleading in the same way as grammar errors
#36 to #30 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Obviously not.
#45 to #36 - simbasa
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Just thought of an example to explain said joke

I think Pokemon's a pretty cool guy, eh beats team rocket and doesn't afraid of anything.
#44 to #36 - simbasa
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(12/20/2012) [-]
It's a joke
#32 to #30 - squadmissile
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#7 to #5 - BrayBoy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
#1 - hvacian
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(12/19/2012) [-]
in before "punchline in the title" pictures