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#1100 - Savlonade
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(04/02/2010) [-]
holy ****! :O I know what I'm gonna be now!
#1108 to #1100 - SheWolfie
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(04/02/2010) [-]
Mother: Honey, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: a Druglord!!! look how much ****** money they get!!
#808 - EmoKiddo
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(04/02/2010) [-]
sadly this inspires me to be a mexican druglord
#811 to #808 - FreeCANCER
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(04/02/2010) [-]
we all want that
#820 to #811 - EmoKiddo
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(04/02/2010) [-]
but how do you become mexican?
#511 - BlueWaffled
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Screw computer engineering i'm gonna be a Mexican drug lord :D
#465 - Tipsylegend
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(04/01/2010) [-]
like really that makes me jelouse. i mean come on really he has golden weapons. how many people emideatly thought modern warfare?
#469 to #465 - anon
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(04/01/2010) [-]
whats emideatly
#482 to #465 - Somedood
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Surpisingly, i didnt think modern warfare, but only because they dont have golden guns on mw2 = (
#441 - anon
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Note About Justin Bieber
im not a fan, but c'mon even i have to face it Call him wat u want, but hes getting beautiful chicks, and can basically get any girl he wants he has a lot of money he met a bunch of celebs that u will never ever meetand he doesnt spend his whole day on funnyjunk looking at pictures and not getting laid... thumb this down but this my friend, is the truth,
#452 to #441 - anon
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Your totally not a fan, "Bieber's #1 Fan"
I mean, have you SEEN your name?
I thought so
-EpicWinForTheWin
#454 to #441 - anon
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(04/01/2010) [-]
"bieber's #1 fan"
"i'm not a fan"

Irony, your doing it right.
#495 to #441 - emomusicrocks
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(04/01/2010) [-]
gay people usually have more girls following them everywhere
EX: Jonas Bros, Edward Cullen, Tom Cruise(possibly) XD
#448 to #441 - TheCourageWolff
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Cool story, bro
#191 - Karatetar
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Hmm... it appears as though the lawn mowing market has really skyrocketed these past few months.
#85 - King Reaper
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(04/01/2010) [-]
I actually did not say holy **** once. Guns do nothing for me.
#96 to #85 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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#95 to #85 - BlackHand
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(04/01/2010) [-]
and the piles of cash? not really your thing i guess...
#101 to #95 - King Reaper
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Not really, nope.
The pool was pretty sweet, but not enough to elicit a "Holy ****".
#38 - fivefs
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Never said holy ****. (it's a sin)
Just stared in awe and drooled on myself a bit.

Then I remembered I own the church and an have lot more then that.
Plus I used to be a nazi (can't buy those memories) and I can be pedo and not get busted!
Haha, suck these old wrinkled balls, I'm out!
#39 to #38 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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(04/01/2010) [-]
lol, Carl Rattsinger, you are one crazy ************
#32 - LeanPocket
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Badass grotto bruh.
#35 to #32 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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(04/01/2010) [-]
lol, druglorgs have all the luck
#36 to #35 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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(04/01/2010) [-]
lords*
#43 to #36 - fatbenisahomo
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(04/01/2010) [-]
i dont know... i think i like lorgs better.
#27 - GeneralZCD
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(04/01/2010) [-]
HOLY ****! Is that ******* animal a cross between a Polar Bear and a ******* white tiger???? Daaayyyuummm!
#30 to #27 - Mecuniv
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Actually, I believe that is a ligar.
#17 - Dmeet
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(04/01/2010) [-]
well, idk about u guys, but im done with school. i just figured out what ima do for the rest of my life. step 1, sell drugs
#18 to #17 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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(04/01/2010) [-]
lol, that is not a good idea
#19 to #17 - MiniSoup
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(04/01/2010) [-]
yeah, smart idea jackass.
#20 to #17 - lordfelix
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Notice that he is busted and NOT keeping his cool ****?

Stay legit and keep your ****, at least until some ***** comes and steals it.

#83 to #20 - Dmeet
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(04/01/2010) [-]
im not the stupid kind where i get busted, so no worries
#91 to #83 - lordfelix
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Thats what all of the ones getting raped in prison said too. Good luck to ya =)
#13 - yourociroll
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(04/01/2010) [-]
I wanna sell drugs, **** a job.
#3 - RandomPosts
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(04/01/2010) [-]
He totally boosted for the golden AK.
#4 to #3 - Tweakisyourfather [OP]
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(04/01/2010) [-]
HA!
#1184 - MASTEROFAIL
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(04/04/2010) [-]
we mexicans love expensive ****
#1200 to #1184 - Rovioli
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(04/06/2010) [-]
"MEXICAN POWER"
#565 - MrFoolsDay
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!
He was right, I DID say Holy ****! at least 12 times!
#550 - TheCourageWolff
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(04/01/2010) [-]
What happens to the guns and money, is it destroyed?
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#300 - bubbatugz
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(04/01/2010) [-]
this inspires me to sell drugs
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#88 - MegaTotem
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(04/01/2010) [-]
DO WANT.
#82 - brucedamoose **User deleted account**
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(04/01/2010) [-]
Only time I EVER wanted to be a Mexican!