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#531 - skinless (12/15/2012) [-]
im usually alright with these jokes you guys make about massacres and disasters but joking about an entire kindergarten class being shot up plus a few staff members is taking it a bit far, i feel like a fag white knight
im usually alright with these jokes you guys make about massacres and disasters but joking about an entire kindergarten class being shot up plus a few staff members is taking it a bit far, i feel like a fag white knight
User avatar #569 to #531 - notsixroller (12/16/2012) [-]
Having ethical principles does not make you a bad person.

Do you not think that's an ironic statement? :3
User avatar #611 to #531 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2012) [-]
I don't think I've seen any jokes made about the shooting here. Yet.
#334 - frostynacho (12/15/2012) [-]
Seems like a lot of people post on 4chan before they're gonna shoot something up   
maybe we should start telling people
Seems like a lot of people post on 4chan before they're gonna shoot something up
maybe we should start telling people
#7 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
**** 4chan
**** the internet
**** who ever harmed those kids
**** society

Faith: -100
User avatar #147 to #7 - thenipplenator (12/15/2012) [-]
And then anon was ****** .
User avatar #386 to #147 - wellfuckmylife (12/15/2012) [-]
It's not the time to make jokes.
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User avatar #420 to #405 - wellfuckmylife (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh my.. I feel special! Someone famous replied to my comment.
Well.. Funnyjunk is now days 80% funny stuff and 20% feels (or less)
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User avatar #84 to #7 - XxJACKISHERExX (12/15/2012) [-]
**** 4chan? why 4chan? this seems like it was just /b/.... if u think 4chan is /b/ then ur just a cancerous fag
User avatar #242 to #84 - twiztidxson ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
This is funnyjunk. They don't understand that there actually is more to 4chan then /b/. that's why you got thumbed down harder than the less intelligent comment of "And then anon was ****** ".
User avatar #284 to #242 - brettyoke (12/15/2012) [-]
I thumbed him down because instead of discussing the sad loss of multiple dead children, he decided to go with the "I AM /B/ LEGEND HURR 4CHAN ISN'T /B/ UR SO CANCER DURR"
User avatar #469 to #284 - XxJACKISHERExX (12/15/2012) [-]
really did i say that i am /b/? i hate /b/ thats why i said 4chan isnt just /b/
User avatar #554 to #284 - admiralen (12/16/2012) [-]
thumbed you down cause you read **** that aint there, and if you want to go somewhere they mourn these children i would say funnyjunk is a bad start
User avatar #465 to #84 - haaaxderp (12/15/2012) [-]
You are 100% right. You shouldn't be getting red thumbs. /b/ is only a board on the website of 4chan.
User avatar #523 to #84 - torkildsen (12/15/2012) [-]
Once again the funnyjunk community just shows how ******* gay they are. A green thumb for you.
User avatar #574 to #84 - alleksi ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
holy crap what's up with the thumbs
User avatar #571 to #7 - ForNarniaaa (12/16/2012) [-]
This needs to be top comment. So much truth in so little words.
#221 - thatsmrnoob (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is Adam, and I’ll kill every single one of you. All of you are little, retarded, half-lifes who spend every second of their day in stupid kindergartens learning the ******* ABC’s. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real knowledge ? I mean, I guess it’s fun wasting your time on some ****** drawings that no one gives a **** about, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pooping and peeing your pants.
Don’t be a 5year old, just show me your best macaroni drawing. I’m pretty much perfect. I finished highschool and have a diploma and am about to go to college. What diplomas do you have, other than “able to not piss himself for 5 minutes”? I also got straight A’s, and have a really huge IQ (it just increased, **** was SO cash). You are all kiddies who should just stay still. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my gun.
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#268 to #226 - damago (12/15/2012) [-]
Gorilla warfare is gif

Gorilla warfare is gif
#318 to #268 - bearmonkeythree (12/15/2012) [-]
confirmed newfag
User avatar #328 to #318 - damago (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm confused. I'm the newfag, when I've been around for over twice as long as you have? Maybe I'm misinterpreting your comment. Explain
User avatar #277 to #221 - lemanrouste (12/15/2012) [-]
Wait, if we're all half-lifes.... does that mean if three of us get together, we'll finally have half-life three?
#248 to #221 - damnthatlego (12/15/2012) [-]

I am so glad you posted this! You have definitely changed my view of life and have changed my opinion. I wish you keep on posting this so that we can have more people join you. I really do believe you are very smart and you have straight A's. I hope you do well in your life
#238 to #221 - ihatem (12/15/2012) [-]
That's not ******* okay. trolling or not, that's a disappointment to the human race.
Go on /b/ and stay there.
User avatar #246 to #238 - thatsmrnoob (12/15/2012) [-]
right because making Holocaust jokes where millions of children die is ok but no 20 american children "omg you monster" how about you care for children dying and fighting for warlords or the innocent children being bombed by the us and Israeli government. wake up kid the world isnt a paradise
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#263 to #246 - damago (12/15/2012) [-]
clever trolls = ok (although in this particular instance, not this soon after. No troll attempt about the 20 kids dying will be funny for awhile.)

your troll = one of the more pathetic pieces of drivel I've ever encountered. Please **** off.
User avatar #269 to #263 - thatsmrnoob (12/15/2012) [-]
lol im not even trying to troll i bet you made amanda todd post,holocaust posts,james holmes posts too so stop with your whiteknighting **** . i wish those families well but a joke isnt going to kill them so get that dildo out of your butt
User avatar #272 to #269 - damago (12/15/2012) [-]
won't even bother trying to argue with you about whether I do or not, seeing as "Everyone on the internet does it." So instead I'll ask you to get over yourself. You seem very cool when you talk **** via the Internet
User avatar #274 to #272 - thatsmrnoob (12/15/2012) [-]
likewise ill bid you a nice day
#107 - cashcow (12/15/2012) [-]
I got -6 thumbs when I posted this. Oh how funnyjunk baffles me some times.
I got -6 thumbs when I posted this. Oh how funnyjunk baffles me some times.
User avatar #37 - SquishyHaribo (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't see why people shoot other people as well? why not jump out of a plane or something, that would be fun
User avatar #61 to #37 - jewlube (12/15/2012) [-]
Because in America if you commit a heinous enough crime, you get recognized by the media who essentially make you famous.
#70 to #61 - SquishyHaribo (12/15/2012) [-]
then do something so ******* awesome that they have to make you famous.
Jump out of a building in one these fisher price things and make yourself explode halfway down into a lovely cloud of giblets and blood all over a town; horrifying for passers by but at least they're not dead. It just takes a bit of imagination.
User avatar #74 to #70 - giblets (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't horrify people.
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User avatar #478 - bun (12/15/2012) [-]
He didn't even spell Connecticut right...
#355 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
At least it was only 27, he could have killed a lot more with that gun.
#401 to #355 - moldovianpride (12/15/2012) [-]
wish he shot you faggot
#448 to #401 - delicaking (12/15/2012) [-]
so because they prefer to look at the positives of a tragedy in an attempt to remain happy in this ****** up world they deserve to die?
#451 to #448 - moldovianpride (12/15/2012) [-]
he is a brony what other reason do i need?
#459 to #451 - delicaking (12/15/2012) [-]
a logical one, asshole
User avatar #464 to #355 - klondikemonster (12/15/2012) [-]
Only 27? This is the second worst school shooting in U.S. history, and 22 of the 28 people dead are kids between the ages of 5 and 10. Yes he could have killed a lot more children with all of the weapons that he was carrying, but it didn't happen. You're not looking at this tragedy in the right way, in fact, the way that your comment is typed, you sound pretty rotten.
User avatar #649 to #464 - teevee (12/17/2012) [-]
what he means is that that guy was freaking prepared to take out the whole school. He did phrase it pretty badly tho
#473 to #464 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm kind of a sociopath mate, I care about living but the children are dead yeah it's sad but only for the people who have to live with the death they have to go everyday remembering the bad times that could have been good with their children all in remorse but the child won't care because he's dead he's not the one I'm worried about I want to go and comfort the living I can't comfort the dead.
#481 to #473 - klondikemonster (12/15/2012) [-]
You are a sick ************ , and you're not sociopathic, you're psychopathic.
#488 to #481 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
And why is that because the dead hold no care for me, they are empty vessels the souls within have gone to a better place or worse if religions are true, I keep my heart for the living and if you met me I'd give you everything I could to make you happy.
User avatar #496 to #488 - klondikemonster (12/15/2012) [-]
The dead hold no care for anything, yes, they are empty vessels, but they were once filled with life. The empty vessels you hold no care for were ******* children, they had everything to live for and they were robbed of it by some cruel rotten monster. You're sick because you hold no remorse for the dead. This tragedy is disturbing and sickening, and you couldn't care less about the kids or the adults who are now dead.
User avatar #497 to #496 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
They're back with the chain of life mate, time moves forward life goes on everyone dies eventually it's best not to dwell on what has already happened and let nature take it's course.
User avatar #513 to #497 - Reverend (12/15/2012) [-]
Agreed. Dont pity the dead, pity the living. Death is natural, everyone will die. I do feel bad that those kids wont get to experience life however, but it is what it is.
User avatar #421 to #355 - landartheconqueror (12/15/2012) [-]
that's... one way to look at it...
User avatar #428 to #421 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
whatcha mean?
User avatar #433 to #428 - landartheconqueror (12/15/2012) [-]
optimistic over the most grisly situations.

rather than "that bastard killed 26 people" thinking "at least he didn't kill more"
User avatar #440 to #433 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I look at things from multiple points of view, some of me did say "oh my goodness he killed 26 people" but the rest is happy some made i out alive at least.
User avatar #443 to #440 - landartheconqueror (12/15/2012) [-]
yeah, i can definitely see it that way, too. i try to be optimistic with all things. still, it's an incredibly disturbing situation either way...
User avatar #445 to #443 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I didn't find it disturbing for some reason just unreasonable and stupid of the shooter.
User avatar #450 to #445 - landartheconqueror (12/15/2012) [-]
i was shocked and heartbroken. probably cuzz i just came home in the evening, and there were posts all over my news feed about it. and because stuff like that rarely happens to even close of that degree where i live.
User avatar #454 to #450 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I've come to expect anything, just because it doesn't happen often doesn't mean it won't ever happen, it helps in the long run so events like that won't surprise me when they happen.
User avatar #434 to #355 - alphadolan (12/15/2012) [-]
Thats still not acceptable....
User avatar #438 to #434 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
Didn't say that.
User avatar #223 - exarzero (12/15/2012) [-]
Since when is funnyjunk just a bunch of ******* assholes? There has to be some limits on what we do with the dignity we have left. Making fun of slaughtered yesterday in a shooting spree? I hope nothing but ill will on anyone that can joke on this...

Iv'e been on FJ for years... since I was younger you know? But I am getting near wanting kids of my own. And this is not the community it once was. Even back then it was never this ****** up. Maybe I'm done with this **** .
User avatar #236 to #223 - feffog (12/15/2012) [-]
this is the internet

go whitenight somewhere else
User avatar #231 to #223 - rattman (12/15/2012) [-]
This post is from 4chan...
User avatar #261 to #223 - theknikker (12/15/2012) [-]
Your right dude. Douche bags are gonna just call you whiteknight or faggot here though.

This is the only place that people like that can go and be the assholes they are. The rest of the world hates them as much as you or I.
User avatar #257 to #223 - exarzero (12/15/2012) [-]
This is NOT talking about OP's content, but the jokes in the comments being made.
User avatar #239 to #223 - darkage (12/15/2012) [-]
Ummm I'm pretty sure this is a 4chan post and OP did not state this was funny. Yes it was a tragic event. Yes we are all hit with this huge loss. But you don't need to be all defensive all of a sudden. OP clearly just posted something that (in a very unlikely case) could be a hint at why he did what he did. People like you make me sick. Trying to make yourself look like a hero by calling others out without checking if they are right or not. You are not in the right to call OP or anyone who found this amusing an asshole.
User avatar #254 to #239 - exarzero (12/15/2012) [-]
The comments not the post... I should of mentioned that.
User avatar #256 to #254 - darkage (12/15/2012) [-]
Ahh, well then...carry on because I agree with you on that point. Sorry bro.
User avatar #258 to #256 - exarzero (12/15/2012) [-]
Thanks mate.
#202 - socketization (12/15/2012) [-]
Sad thing is, this will probably be posted in an Epic Thread by them.

Not right at all.
#169 - stavIIIiii (12/15/2012) [-]
mfw its shopped and real thread OP claimed to be troll
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#193 to #183 - mralice (12/15/2012) [-]
You apparently have never been to 4chan if you're asking for a link from something that happened in /b/ -_-;;
#153 - Milos (12/15/2012) [-]
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#93 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
The US has had many situations like this, where innocents are killed by someone going on a rampage with a gun. Do they change the gun laws? no.

You say you're free in your country, but when every single person around you has a confined weapon are you really going to say to my face that you're okay with that? that a random person can kill you at anytime? To be free is to live without fear. But you carry a gun, just in case someone else pulls a gun on you.

If you make guns illegal all these shooting would be a lot less common.

But I'm a dreamer, the government would never take the time to do that as it would require altering the constitution. Plus 1000's of people would lose their jobs.

Just my opinion INB4 red thumbs.
#105 to #93 - asulen (12/15/2012) [-]
Someone with more ambition to actually do stuff get the stats for the number of people car accidents have killed versus shootings; I'm assuming its WAY higher. Say something like, "Ban cars, too?"
User avatar #99 to #93 - phunkyzilla (12/15/2012) [-]
>the government would never take the time to do that

that's because it's unconstitutional anon
#102 to #93 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Leaving ourselves defenseless and giving more power to the government isn't the way to solve things. whether it is legal or illegal, men like the one who did that horrible act will find a way on doing it. if someone is that hellbound to do that kind of evil, laws wont be the thing stopping them. I refuse to lay down and be killed all because the government and stupid liberals want me to have no protection. the police cant be everywhere at once. it takes10 minutes on average for an officer to show up to a scene, wont take that chance.
#103 to #93 - defender (12/15/2012) [-]
Making guns illegal? You see criminals don't follow the law and still get guns, all you would do is take guns away from the good people of society. Read the news some nut job in china when on a stabbing rampage at a elementary with a knife.
User avatar #137 to #93 - pedospartan (12/15/2012) [-]
why dont you login and say that?
User avatar #100 to #93 - MUTHAFUDGE (12/15/2012) [-]
Guns aren't allowed in London England, and that place is ****** horrible...just sayin.
#149 to #100 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't think London is too bad, you never hear of shootings like this in the UK. It's harder to get guns here because of the ultra strict laws on them. Hell even having a toy plastic gun in public can get you arrested. I am not saying that there is -no- gun crime here, of course there is some. If criminals really want to get their hands on them that badly then they will find a way, it is just a lot easier in the US to get one, thus more people have them, and the more people with guns the more gun crime. There is a lot knife crime in the UK though... which sucks.
User avatar #155 to #149 - MUTHAFUDGE (12/15/2012) [-]
Ya, there's no guns where I live either (Canada) but people get stabbed instead. I hear every week about someone else getting stabbed, and two days ago, someone even got jumped in his home by three guys with a baseball bat. The fact of the matter is that we're humans, and we are capable of killing in more ways than just with a gun, and if you wanted to stop all the killing, you would have to basically ban everything. Hell, I could pick up my guitar and go on a mass killing spree with it. Not to mention, no matter what, people will still get their hands on guns.
User avatar #95 to #93 - CaptinAwesome ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
SOOOOO, banning guns will make all the gun-crimes just go away?
Cause ya know, banning heroin, meth, cocaine, made all of those problems go away.
Next thing ya know there will be a "War on Guns"
the sense that will make if it ever comes to that.
AND, if there is a Banning of all of my precious guns, i shall be a criminal, as with my entire family.
Sounds like the american government.
#104 to #95 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
so you think banning guns will have no effect what so ever?
To think that it would remove gun-crimes entirely, is not only naive, it's stupid.
Banning guns would greatly reduce killings. I think even you have to realize that.
But the way you put it? It sounds like you wont ban guns if it *only* saves some.
There will always be people breaking the law, there will always be people who refuse to live by the rules.
... What am I doing, I ******* hate americans, you guys are the most retarded nation on earth, you used to be cool.
You dense ************* .
#119 to #104 - muffinspecial (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't know, it might actually increase killings for a while, considering they would have to get a warrant for 90% of homes to look for guns. It's honestly more trouble than it's worth.
User avatar #108 to #104 - battledude (12/15/2012) [-]
your the dense mother ******

take away the defense of random people means any criminal that gets his hand on a gun can go on a killing spree with no interruptions until police come
User avatar #106 to #104 - CaptinAwesome ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I cannot see a reduction in gun related deaths just because of a gun ban. i see an increase.
Mainly because criminals will know law abiding people will not have a weapon to defend themselves. thus, increasing the testicle size of criminals.
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User avatar #526 - foelkera (12/15/2012) [-]
4chan: the place where someone can kill a group of schoolchildren successfully, but the same people are foiled again and again by a card rack and garbage can in times square.
User avatar #509 - snaresinger (12/15/2012) [-]
I may be a monster, but I really don't feel bad for the kids. They interviewed the surviving kids, and they hardly seemed fazed. They were just so factual about it, like they didn't realize how horrifying it was. The thing that made me cry like a bitch was the story of the shooter's brother. They found the brother's ID on the killer's body, and within hours, the poor brother was receiving death threats and hate mail. Seriously? If you think the guy's dead, how ******* stupid do you have to be to send him a ******* death threat? But the part that made me cry is the fact that this poor guy just lost his brother and his mom, in the most tragic way imaginable, and people are abusing him and threatening to kill him. I wouldn't be surprised if the brother killed himself. It's just so ******* tragic.
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User avatar #518 to #509 - bostonbruins (12/15/2012) [-]
the kids couldnt grasp it becuase they were 6-10 ******* years old
User avatar #621 to #518 - snaresinger (12/16/2012) [-]
That's... my point...?
User avatar #166 - Hreidmar (12/15/2012) [-]
Sure, the internet desensitizes us all. But 20 elementary school kids... not joke material, even for the internet, even for 4chan.
#130 - drmcninja (12/15/2012) [-]
Thats actually not funny. I thought I was desensitized to it, but 20 elementary kids is too much for that to be funny, or cool, or anything. That's still just awful.
User avatar #136 to #130 - pedospartan (12/15/2012) [-]
i dont think he is trying to be funny, he is just pointing out how that might be the guy and how strange that is.
User avatar #12 - SpicerHyx (12/15/2012) [-]
Can't even spell Connecticut and that's his home state.
Totally shopped.
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