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#368 - princeponynine
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(12/14/2012) [-]
4) She is your sister and some crazy incest is about to go on here.
#395 to #368 - mattymc
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(12/19/2012) [-]
5) you are already in a sexual relationship
#366 - iliekcereal
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(12/14/2012) [-]
>Me.
>Girl I've liked since the end of my 8th grade year (I'm a junior now)
>We're best friends (you know how it goes)
>Lately things haven't been so great, I don't even know why. Still want to be with her
>**** it, ask her out as we're going inside from gym one day, then ask why after she says no.
>She says she's not sure she can trust me after last time we dated
>wut
>She explains that we dated a couple months ago, but only lasted a few weeks do to an argument
>Don't remember that, but ok
>Try again a couple months later. Same thing
>Wake up. Realize we never dated, and she probably never even considered me that way.
>Massive feels
>Realize that I'm no where near being over her like I thought I was. Meanwhile, I have a couple other possible options, but I still like her too much to chase them seriously

What do, guys?
#396 to #366 - mattymc
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(12/19/2012) [-]
ask this question somewhere other than funnyjunk, you'd get better advice
#390 to #366 - motposters ONLINE
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Go out with all of them at the same time
Go out with all of them at the same time
#370 to #366 - madmac [OP]
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(12/14/2012) [-]
if i new how i would tell u bud iv been in the same situation liked a girl but couldent trust guys anymore (her x used to beat her) loved her to bits still cant get over her
#365 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Or she is just provoking you to make a move and then bust your ass and call you a perv.
#363 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#359 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2012) [-]
If you are friends with benefits with a girl, are you considered a loser for being lvl99 friendzoned or a player?
If you are friends with benefits with a girl, are you considered a loser for being lvl99 friendzoned or a player?
#367 to #359 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#352 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I though she was interested until she asked me to try nail polish and makeup -.-'
#360 to #352 - charasmaticjdub
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Then what happened?
#364 to #360 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
he saw it was a nice color for his skin
#350 - slickwilly
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(12/14/2012) [-]
4) She doesn't see you outside the window.
#355 to #350 - zanekin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
5)The roofies worked
#356 to #355 - onewithtrees
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(12/14/2012) [-]
6) prostitute
#358 to #356 - zanekin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
7)She's your sister when you're young
#361 to #358 - onewithtrees
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(12/14/2012) [-]
8) you're a girl.... BEST ONE
#357 to #356 - zanekin
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#349 - kensislayer
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(12/14/2012) [-]
depends on the girl so all 3
#348 - devildogchild
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(12/14/2012) [-]
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#347 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#345 - valleyrat
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(12/14/2012) [-]
or youre both lifeguards
#344 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#342 - saladtongsofdeath
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(12/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
doesn't matter
#339 - lastofthedovakhiin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
If it's 1, and you get a boner, she smiles.    
If it's 2, and you get a boner, she thinks it's cute and laughs.    
If it's 3, and you get a boner, she'll flip ****.   
Either way it happens it's extremely funny or good.
If it's 1, and you get a boner, she smiles.
If it's 2, and you get a boner, she thinks it's cute and laughs.
If it's 3, and you get a boner, she'll flip ****.
Either way it happens it's extremely funny or good.
#337 - anduriluu
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(12/14/2012) [-]
It just means she hasn't noticed me looking yet...
#335 - xxsleepxx
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I kept thinking this   
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when i first read it.
I kept thinking this
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when i first read it.
#334 - bubbabrent
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(12/14/2012) [-]
**bubbabrent rolls 1** so which will it be?
#332 - littlebigr
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(12/14/2012) [-]
4) You're **** buddies.
#330 - waffies
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(12/14/2012) [-]
im sure it's already but below, but also:

4. She is your best friend and you are hers
#329 - iarethesecks
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(12/14/2012) [-]
&gt;be 17.   
&gt;Best friend, his girl, his girls best friend, and me went swimming.   
&gt;Best friend never gets any from his girl.   
&gt;My turn in truth or dare    
&gt;Ask his girl to rate me (He's a dude, Im not gay and I knew her friend already liked me so I knew what her answer would be)   
&gt;Response: 10/10 would bang.   
&gt;Actually said she would bang me in front of him.   
&gt;He's pissed.   
&gt;********.jpg   
&gt;Week later   
&gt;She talks a lot of **** about how small his dick was an how disgusting she found him   
&gt;End up taking a shower with his gf and her friend.   
&gt;Threesome.   
&gt;Never leaves him for me. Even when they weren't dating.   
&gt;To good of a friend.   
&gt;Friend zone level: Doesn't matter, had sex.
>be 17.
>Best friend, his girl, his girls best friend, and me went swimming.
>Best friend never gets any from his girl.
>My turn in truth or dare
>Ask his girl to rate me (He's a dude, Im not gay and I knew her friend already liked me so I knew what her answer would be)
>Response: 10/10 would bang.
>Actually said she would bang me in front of him.
>He's pissed.
>********.jpg
>Week later
>She talks a lot of **** about how small his dick was an how disgusting she found him
>End up taking a shower with his gf and her friend.
>Threesome.
>Never leaves him for me. Even when they weren't dating.
>To good of a friend.
>Friend zone level: Doesn't matter, had sex.
#351 to #329 - kensislayer
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(12/14/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#354 to #351 - cometfire
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(12/14/2012) [-]
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#333 to #329 - rigariga
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(12/14/2012) [-]
This was your best friends girl? You're some friend dude..
#336 to #333 - iarethesecks
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(12/14/2012) [-]
He had a girl I was talking to touch herself for him over skype. He deserved it.
#338 to #336 - rigariga
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Oh that changes things abit. My B
#341 to #338 - iarethesecks
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(12/14/2012) [-]
'Sall good, Broski.