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#21 - kongalkohol
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(12/12/2012) [-]
oh god OP... that's not how to get laid !
#22 to #21 - moshthun
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(12/12/2012) [-]
If it were OP it has to include a picture, that's how 4Chan, where this is reposted from in less than 24 hours, rolls. Also, the OP on FJ isn't the same poster....

Anyways, have a green thumb for your comment.
#45 to #22 - kongalkohol
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#20 - stratosrider
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(12/12/2012) [-]
#19 - thetattooedone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I had to kick people out of my party before. They poured beer on my landing, threw a beer can at one of my cars and almost got stabbed, for real, by my brother-in-law. Where was my husband? Passed out drunk on our bed. Sonofabitch.
#24 to #19 - kraetyz
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(12/12/2012) [-]
See, it's reasons like this that makes me not drink alcohol.
#25 to #24 - thetattooedone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
They were assholes. I didn't even know them! What pissed me off was the one guys asking me if I would sleep with his friend when I just tucked in my husband. That is why I kicked them out and then they threw a fit.
#26 to #25 - kraetyz
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(12/12/2012) [-]
People are always assholes when they're drunk. Growing up in small-town Sweden, I stopped hanging out with people on the weekends in like, junior high, because of the high probability of late-night vomit.

But yeah, good that you got them out at least. ******* idiots.
#27 to #26 - thetattooedone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I guess they went to my high school but were a couple years my senior. We live in a small city and I guess word got around somehow that I was having a party. They were talking about stealing my Wii, PS3 and TV, on the way out. Bastards.
#28 to #27 - kraetyz
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(12/12/2012) [-]
You know, like mature adults! Reminds me of some prick at the place I'm at right now. Me and another guy told our supervisor that he refused to do clean-up duty at the end of the week, and he threated to beat me up if I ever got in his way again. The guy's like in his 20s. Who does that?!
#84 to #28 - thetattooedone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
A bunch of dicks do that.
#18 - kimmustonen
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(12/12/2012) [-]
That's some scary ****...
#17 - fuckyouiamcat
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I think everyone should have emergency police uniforms just for this situation.
#16 - samoaspider ONLINE
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(12/12/2012) [-]
the guy should've invited me over, because everytime i got to a party, it "suddenly" gets boring and people have to leave
#15 - anon
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I'm high and this is great
#14 - hokeymon ONLINE
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Call everyone's mom and the police.
#44 to #14 - ReeferTrees
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Call the police and tell them you have a bunch of kids drinking and rolling in your house?   
   
Yeah.... not so good an idea when you think about it
Call the police and tell them you have a bunch of kids drinking and rolling in your house?

Yeah.... not so good an idea when you think about it
#13 - mrloki
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(12/12/2012) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #2056930 at MLP Brony Board ** I'd preffer to call the cops and tell that's invasion of property, while I hide my brother on a very hard to find place xD
#10 - connorjay
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(12/12/2012) [-]
One reason I wanted to join a society last year in university was because I heard they had socials and parties that were out of control, but I didn't want to pay £25 to join and not actually ski.

So after exams, I hear about the house party and go with a few people. The gutted their house of all furniture, brought it DJ decks, lights, and just went nuts. it was BYOB apart from a tank of "jagerbombs" by the entrance, which I'm guessing had piss or pills in it, so I stuck to sambucca.

Got shut down at 2am by police and a few hundred people who were either in the house or in the street all walked down the hill to the only bar worth going to. Epic night...
#9 - undeadwill
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Best thing all night. dude. Green thumbs for you and everything you do.
#5 - oaky
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Wow, what a dick.


Get it? Cause his dick was out. I need to go to bed....
#8 to #5 - undeadwill
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(12/12/2012) [-]
******* Carlos.
#7 to #5 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#55 to #7 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/12/2012) [-]
How can it possibly be 12:43am anywhere in the world? You just combined the 24-hour and 12-hour clocks...
#76 to #55 - krumpetking
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(12/12/2012) [-]
are you ******* retarded? Do you think when the hour hand strikes 12 it instantly teleports to 1? There is 60 minutes between 12 and 1. And even if he was speaking in 24 hour time, how would that be combined with 12 hour time? Go to bed mate.
#78 to #76 - foxxywithpaws
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(12/12/2012) [-]
When the clock strikes 12:00 it jumps to 00:00, it doesn't continue on with 12:00 except with the 24-hour clock midday.
#95 to #78 - sniperfumbles
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Only in the 24 hour system. Other wise it goes from 11p.m. to 12 a.m. Retard.
#6 to #5 - hinji **User deleted account**
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I like you, you are funny.
#3 - waaw
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(12/12/2012) [-]
#1 - dagold
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I now know how to properly end a party.
#48 to #1 - haywoodjablome
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(12/12/2012) [-]
just by walking in I presume
#2 to #1 - bokkos
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Smoke bombs and lube.
#180 to #2 - dagold
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, that comment deserves more thumbs than mine got
#182 to #180 - bokkos
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Tis the way it is. Seriously though, cover yourself in the stuff, activate the smoke bombs, and slide throughout the room yelling "SNAIL SAYS BYE TIME NOW"
#4 to #2 - thisisspartah
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(12/12/2012) [-]
crazy guy, flame thrower, police
#11 to #4 - herzy **User deleted account**
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#12 to #11 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(12/12/2012) [-]
GAS THE JEWS!